memememe173
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that sorta came out of left field...Garbad_the_Weak said:lies and hate
Your friendly modstick weilding pk mauler of death,
Garbad
that sorta came out of left field...Garbad_the_Weak said:lies and hate
Your friendly modstick weilding pk mauler of death,
Garbad
memememe173 said:Montreal delayed the series a bit more...3-2 Bruins in series
Cal v. Van is getting tighter...3-2 Flames in series
San Jose is in the next round...4-1 Sharks
Detroit...3-2 Red Wings
~Kazama Fury~ said:hrm, thanks for the concern.
ive been busy
1. studying, my marks have gone to hell, this is my last semester in natural sciences, ive been offered awesome programs for my next session, if i dont make it, too much money will go to waste.
2. d2, trading has become an addiction again, too many kids who dont know prices.
3. i just get frustrated when i post here. so i just post sometimes.
you are back to the ot post king. :worship:
btw, do you still want to make that pally on east? i have to check how many pally combat charms i have left tho.
memememe173 said:I'm super glad that the blues are out...more specifically, that Keith the Whiner is out
I hate the stars...how is that series going...indifferent to the Sharks thoughAsh Housewares said:I hate the blues and the sharks so I just sort of spat on that series
TheKbob said:Druid spam has fallen far from grace, Garbad tried to renew it...
Hockey, some stupid music arguement, Kaz vs. FFB...
Wow...
*Throws a grenade in the pit*
Have fun
~Kbob
Ash Housewares said:I have an account on east now, kbob and I have a trang necro thing going along with some other necs
*ash-housewares
Ash your sig sucks.Ash Housewares said:thats it right there
Æ’enris said:Ash your sig sucks.
The fact that Roy is gone doesn't hurt either :thumbsup:Ash Housewares said:3-1 Colorado
I hate Colorado alot less now that Tony Granato is the coach, Tony is the man
memememe173 said:The fact that Roy is gone doesn't hurt either :thumbsup:
Æ’enris said:A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc. After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting pregnant. He decides to call a local vet for advice. The vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what the vet means. Not wanting to display his ignorance, he only asks the vet how he will know when the pigs are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around, and will instead, lay down and wallow in the mud when they are pregnant. The farmer hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the pigs himself. So he loads the pigs into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back home and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the pigs.
Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them into his truck again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each pig twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes to find the pigs still just standing around. "One more try" he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the pigs and, upon returning home, falls into bed.
Next morning, he can't even raise himself from the bed to look at the pigs. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the pigs are laying in the mud."No" she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them's honking the horn!"
o myÆ’enris said:A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc. After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting pregnant. He decides to call a local vet for advice. The vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what the vet means. Not wanting to display his ignorance, he only asks the vet how he will know when the pigs are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around, and will instead, lay down and wallow in the mud when they are pregnant. The farmer hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the pigs himself. So he loads the pigs into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back home and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the pigs.
Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them into his truck again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each pig twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes to find the pigs still just standing around. "One more try" he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the pigs and, upon returning home, falls into bed.
Next morning, he can't even raise himself from the bed to look at the pigs. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the pigs are laying in the mud."No" she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them's honking the horn!"
Black_Dog said:so yeah... i haven't read any previous pages cuz i'm lazy...
anyway, i just heard about this new game coming out later this year called Guildwars... i'm so out of the loop as far as game news goes so i'm sure everyone who gives a rip already knows...
from what i've seen, it looks pretty good.... for a no monthly fee mmorpg...
EDIT: That's a pretty good joke, btw