OT: PD2: Everyone Makes Mistakes

Why should this happen?

  • It's time for a change . . . time to be ruled by a giant worm who actually looks the part.

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  • Because Fish Speakers will kill us if we oppose you, Lord.

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  • LOLOL cuz Bush SUCK'S hahaha

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • LOLOL cuz Kerry is TERROR HEINZ FRANCE LOVING ZOMBIE hahaha

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • You're mad! Nader will draw away just enough votes to prevent you from taking control of the known u

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I have learned that the Tleilaxu have attempted to obtain fissile materials from Sudan . . .

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • It's a good idea because the Fish Speakers have lovely bodies. (BOOBIES)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Brewers will be held in reverence and awe (BEER)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Powerful, opulent, intelligent, nutball god! (POING)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • You're going to be able to blame me legitimately for the next hundred generations. (YOU KNOW)

    Votes: 0 0.0%

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memememe173 said:
Montreal delayed the series a bit more...3-2 Bruins in series
Cal v. Van is getting tighter...3-2 Flames in series
San Jose is in the next round...4-1 Sharks
Detroit...3-2 Red Wings

Cool, i play as montreal and I am facing bruins now.
 
~Kazama Fury~ said:
hrm, thanks for the concern.

ive been busy
1. studying, my marks have gone to hell, this is my last semester in natural sciences, ive been offered awesome programs for my next session, if i dont make it, too much money will go to waste.
2. d2, trading has become an addiction again, too many kids who dont know prices.
3. i just get frustrated when i post here. so i just post sometimes.

you are back to the ot post king. :worship:

btw, do you still want to make that pally on east? i have to check how many pally combat charms i have left tho.


I have an account on east now, kbob and I have a trang necro thing going along with some other necs

*ash-housewares

go canadiens, beat the stinkin bruins!
 
Druid spam has fallen far from grace, Garbad tried to renew it...

Hockey, some stupid music arguement, Kaz vs. FFB...

Wow...

*Throws a grenade in the pit*

Have fun

~Kbob
 
TheKbob said:
Druid spam has fallen far from grace, Garbad tried to renew it...

Hockey, some stupid music arguement, Kaz vs. FFB...

Wow...

*Throws a grenade in the pit*

Have fun

~Kbob

don't interrupt the hockey talk

ssshhh

I even plugged our trang business, Kaz is an eastie, maybe he'll be interested in playing/trading/donating trang belts
 
A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc. After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting pregnant. He decides to call a local vet for advice. The vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what the vet means. Not wanting to display his ignorance, he only asks the vet how he will know when the pigs are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around, and will instead, lay down and wallow in the mud when they are pregnant. The farmer hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the pigs himself. So he loads the pigs into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back home and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the pigs.

Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them into his truck again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each pig twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes to find the pigs still just standing around. "One more try" he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the pigs and, upon returning home, falls into bed.

Next morning, he can't even raise himself from the bed to look at the pigs. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the pigs are laying in the mud."No" she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them's honking the horn!"
 
Æ’enris said:
A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc. After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting pregnant. He decides to call a local vet for advice. The vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what the vet means. Not wanting to display his ignorance, he only asks the vet how he will know when the pigs are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around, and will instead, lay down and wallow in the mud when they are pregnant. The farmer hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the pigs himself. So he loads the pigs into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back home and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the pigs.

Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them into his truck again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each pig twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes to find the pigs still just standing around. "One more try" he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the pigs and, upon returning home, falls into bed.

Next morning, he can't even raise himself from the bed to look at the pigs. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the pigs are laying in the mud."No" she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them's honking the horn!"

I always liked that joke
 
Æ’enris said:
A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc. After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting pregnant. He decides to call a local vet for advice. The vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what the vet means. Not wanting to display his ignorance, he only asks the vet how he will know when the pigs are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around, and will instead, lay down and wallow in the mud when they are pregnant. The farmer hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the pigs himself. So he loads the pigs into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back home and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the pigs.

Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them into his truck again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each pig twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes to find the pigs still just standing around. "One more try" he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the pigs and, upon returning home, falls into bed.

Next morning, he can't even raise himself from the bed to look at the pigs. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the pigs are laying in the mud."No" she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them's honking the horn!"
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so yeah... i haven't read any previous pages cuz i'm lazy...
anyway, i just heard about this new game coming out later this year called Guildwars... i'm so out of the loop as far as game news goes so i'm sure everyone who gives a rip already knows...
from what i've seen, it looks pretty good.... for a no monthly fee mmorpg...

EDIT: That's a pretty good joke, btw
 
Black_Dog said:
so yeah... i haven't read any previous pages cuz i'm lazy...
anyway, i just heard about this new game coming out later this year called Guildwars... i'm so out of the loop as far as game news goes so i'm sure everyone who gives a rip already knows...
from what i've seen, it looks pretty good.... for a no monthly fee mmorpg...

EDIT: That's a pretty good joke, btw

yep, there are probably some threads about it in the OTF if you feel like searching, gets mentioned alot
 
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