OT: Favorite Quotes from The Simpsons

[Liessa Wyrmbane]

Homer: "Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!"

Homer: "Alcohol: The cause of and solution to all life's problems."

 

[Raz7]

"Were sorry, the fingers you have used are too fat for this telephone, please find different fingers and try again."

Correction:

"*beeping sound* The figers you have used to dial this number are too fat. To receive a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad now with your palm"


Metra :cheesy:

[Simpsons 0\/\/|\|z J00] (k, that's enough "1337-ness" for today)

 

[Mecal]

(im pretty sure this is how it goes)

Homer: "but i dont eben belibe in Jebus!"

 

[ZounceHC]

This isn't really a quote bit it was one of the funniest things i've seen in the simpsons, if anyone can remember the scene you'll know what i'm talking about. Nelson does his usual "Haha" at this REALLY tall guy in a REALLY small car. The guy then gets out of his car and starts to ridicule Nelson in front of what seemed like everyone in springfield. I can't remember exactly what the tall guy says but I can remember laughing until my sides hurt. Anyone who can remember it gets a virtual cookie.

 

[MoUsE_WiZ]

Do you find it comical that I am too small for my car? This was the best car that I could afford. How would YOU like it if people laughed at you?
<Pulls down Nelson's pants and makes him start walking>
Hey look everybody, it's the boy that laughs at everyone!
Wave to the people!

(Something to that extent, I can't remember it exactly, but it's along those lines)

 

[ZounceHC]

*hands cookie to mouse*

Hehe. Almost as funny reading it

 

[Nerf-Herder]

homer --

"We're here, we're queer, we don't want anymore bears!"