OMFG...i dont deserve this. thats just cruel. I hate you eldritch. o

DurfBarian said:
FB, if you give me the Zod I promise to put it (along with my Zod) into a 2-socket phase blade. Now THAT would kick a lot of butt.
Why think small? Put them in a six-socket phase blade and then peer hopefully at the other 4 sockets.
 
Just to let you know, stroodle will not be getting my zod. he asked to secretly trade for it last night, and i said no, im giving this away fairly to whoever deserves it. And strijdje has at least 2 of every rune up to cham, and only has 1 zod. so yeh, i could have probably doubled the size of my stash if i traded with him, but no.
Durf, that is a very uber idea. use a 6 socket phase blade, and within 10 years you could have traded enough zods to get the uber 6 zod runeword which gives you +9000%dmg. blizz wanted to keep that a secret, but im on to them... :)
Lots of other good ideas as well, im seriously considering some of them.
Oh, and ckb was the only 1 a few weeks ago to spot my hidden messege in my top 5 poll, and now evey post of his i check for hidden messeges just in case.. :p
 
@first, congratz on the ZOD you damn lucky bastard! :thumbsup:

i can provide this one

Rune Master
Ettin Axe
One-Hand Damage: 174 to 353
Durability: 13 of 13
Required Dexterity: 45
Required Strength: 145
Required Level: 72
Axe Class - Slow Attack Speed
Unidentified
Item Version: 1.10 Expansion
Item Level: 87
Fingerprint: 0xdb7caf7f
+257% Enhanced Damage
+5% to Maximum Cold Resist
Cannot Be Frozen
Ethereal (Cannot be Repaired), Socketed (5: 0 used)

with 4x 40/15 jewels it will be funny slashing and dashing :)
 
items in my stash, that I would consider putting a ZOD in:

Carrion Spike
Mancatcher
Two-Hand Damage: 254 to 557
Durability: 15 of 15
Required Dexterity: 134
Required Strength: 132
Required Level: 55
Spear Class - Fastest Attack Speed
Item Version: 1.10 Expansion
Item Level: 87
Fingerprint: 0xdefc80ab
+304% Enhanced Damage
+119 to Attack Rating
Adds 22-41 fire damage
Adds 1-7 lightning damage
7% Life stolen per hit
30% Increased Attack Speed
Ethereal (Cannot be Repaired)

Baranar's Star
Devil Star
One-Hand Damage: 192 to 237
Durability: 137 of 137
Required Dexterity: 44
Required Strength: 153
Required Level: 65
Mace Class - Very Fast Attack Speed
Item Version: 1.10 Expansion
Item Level: 87
Fingerprint: 0xb7d9d281
+15 to Strength
+15 to Dexterity
+200% Enhanced Damage
Adds 1-200 fire damage
Adds 1-200 lightning damage
Adds 1-200 cold damage over 1 seconds
+100 Maximum Durability
50% Increased Attack Speed
200% Bonus to Attack Rating
150% Damage to Undead
Ethereal (Cannot be Repaired)

Arreat's Face
Slayer Guard
Defense: 459
Durability: 28 of 28
(Barbarian Only)
Required Strength: 118
Required Level: 42
Item Version: 1.10 Expansion
Item Level: 88
Fingerprint: 0x93f2e3ee
+20 to Strength
+20 to Dexterity
+154% Enhanced Defense
All Resistances +30
4% Life stolen per hit
+2 to Barbarian Skill Levels
30% Faster Hit Recovery
20% Bonus to Attack Rating
+2 to Combat Skills (Barbarian Only)
Ethereal (Cannot be Repaired)
 
farting bob said:
Just to let you know, stroodle will not be getting my zod. he asked to secretly trade for it last night, and i said no, im giving this away fairly to whoever deserves it.

The really big question is who deserves it. I know! Give it to Spearthrower! :cool:
 
farting bob said:
Oh, and ckb was the only 1 a few weeks ago to spot my hidden messege in my top 5 poll, and now evey post of his i check for hidden messeges just in case.. :p

This means I get the Zod, right?

ckb
 
I just wanted to come over here and give you my sincere congratulations on your wonderful find. I am so very happy for you farting bob. :thumbsup:
 
congrats on the zod, Bob.

For an item which we all know to not exist, your screens are quite lifelike :D

Anyway, I'd agree with the 6-socket Phase Blade idea, or a cool item like that, to be Zodded (even more than once if we find other volunteers) and personalized.

Then it could be periodically passed between illuminated SPF members, who would obviously have to Mat/Pat a char using the trophy throughout their carreer :)

I also remember the Russet's Russet Russet Armor thread, maybe we can get some fun ideas from there...
 
FBob, I think you ought to change your name to Ken Jennings and make a mint in endorsements for Blizzard: Yes there _is_ a person who can find a Zod.
 
farting bob said:
Durf, that is a very uber idea. use a 6 socket phase blade, and within 10 years you could have traded enough zods to get the uber 6 zod runeword which gives you +9000%dmg. blizz wanted to keep that a secret, but im on to them... :)
Should I send you mine, or will you send me yours? ;) I have no idea what to do with mine either; we could do a coordinated joint giveaway of some kind.
 
caspervc said:
Rune Master
Ettin Axe
One-Hand Damage: 174 to 353
Durability: 13 of 13
Required Dexterity: 45
Required Strength: 145
Required Level: 72
Axe Class - Slow Attack Speed
Unidentified
Item Version: 1.10 Expansion
Item Level: 87
Fingerprint: 0xdb7caf7f
+257% Enhanced Damage
+5% to Maximum Cold Resist
Cannot Be Frozen
Ethereal (Cannot be Repaired), Socketed (5: 0 used)

Just think of how good this could be......
 
factotum said:
No you couldn't--runewords can't be created in items which are already magical or rare.

It was a joke :p!

I was just remembering the 1.09 3 socketed cruel balrog blade which had jah - gul and eth stuck in it. Good times :D
 
Put my vote into the Icebird/Liq camp: Give the thing to Liq so he can make an Perfect Eth 3 Socket Tomb Reaver with Zod/ 40/15 40/15.






Eat Snakky Smores.
 
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