Classic OT thread

[corax1]

Re: Classic OT thread

they dont come in the unbloody variety. atleast not all the time

 

[Kestegs]

I could take that one of two ways.


I choose the first.

 

[corax1]

Re: Classic OT thread

cos you beat the wife to keep her in line?

 

[Kestegs]

Me? Never. Not once.

Although I did threaten to slap her on Facebook yesterday. And then one of her friends liked my comment, I was like....wtf!

 

[corax1]

Re: Classic OT thread

3some? awww yea!

i had a lady at work half proposition me for one of them the other week with her other half. i said no. now if it was her and her hot sister......

 

[Kestegs]

No threesome action for me, that's bad mojo right there!

 

[corax1]

Re: Classic OT thread

only if u cross swords with another dude

 

[Kestegs]

But sword fights are awesome! Pirates loved to sword fight and they're cool!

 

[corax1]

Re: Classic OT thread

reference fail

 

[Kestegs]

If it failed, then you are to blame,not me

 

[corax1]

Re: Classic OT thread

lies. like at a urinall......don't cross the streams

 

[Kestegs]

How about just don't pee at the same urinal at all?

 

[corax1]

Re: Classic OT thread

i'm actually quite social at urinals. i'm happy to have a chat. my own rule is dont look down

 

[Kestegs]

Oh. Your one of THOSE people.

 

[corax1]

Re: Classic OT thread

yeah. nothing wrong with it. its people who look down i hate

 

[Kestegs]

Re: Classic OT thread

I suppose, but making eye contact is just about as bad.

 

[corax1]

Re: Classic OT thread

not really. unless you wink. sometimes just for fun, i wink.

 

[Kestegs]

Winking at inappropriate times is win.

I applaud you for that.


*claps*

 

[corax1]

Re: Classic OT thread

my apprentice is off sick atm so i keep sending him random photos and captions to cheer him up. the last one was of me in a pallet of watermelons

 

[Kestegs]

Re: Classic OT thread

That's nice of you! Is it kinda like an Ann Gedes picture?