101 most stupid things a noob does & askes

Some of this are really good, ilike the act 2 help part haha.

Also OMG Ash housewares 17 k + posts? jezus christ.

Something that just happened to me

I am spamming in ladder a warcry 6 dex gc
and i get whisper..
guy: pul for your warcry gc
me: sorry it has 6 dex
guy: so what it sucks
me: yeah if you say so it must suck so bad
me: tell you what since i just realized it sucks so much ill give it to you for el
guy: nt i dont keep els
me: ....
 
um in a 1 socket natalyas armor is the funniest thing ive ever seen,

or this: I was wearing the grandfather with my barb.

Naab: Hey can i have your grandfather?
Me: No go and get your own
Naab:C'mon man its cheap very cheap
Me: if its so cheap go and get your own
Naab: plzplplpzlzplzpzlpzlzpzlpz
Me: do you know what a grandfather is at all?
Naab: isnt it some uniqe boots?
 
Slayer193 said:
These assholes with thieir maphack keep asking "what u want for gores" These people are newbies because they don't know the difference between a trading game and an exp game. And there needs to be a hack that blocks hacks.

Also, I don't think I've won a single public duel where "lag" wasn't my reason for winning. Maybe my items give +lag or something.


+lag gear ...now that is funny!

Good one, Slayer193


So...I make cow game in normal with a lvl 75 enchantress and my level 23 barb or necro or whatever character.

10 seconds after game is made there is someone spamming...

where are cows
open portal
whos makin
someone make
open cows

*leaves game after about 10 more seconds.
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Someone sees my barb with the bow and says "Lol, barb with bow, haha NOOB!" "What kinda damage you gunna do?"

Now I have opened cow level and am running around with my enchanted Ravenclaw, dropping cows left, right and center.

"Hey, wtc! (=what the crap, cuz I can't say the other) What bow? Can I see bow? you hackin or what??
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Then there was the time when I had a level 16 sassy in act one with the Raven (enchanted, nef rune, for knockback) twitch, death glove and belt and whatever other gear.

Some level 44 "chargadin" comes in, joins, then hostles party. Sure enough here he comes, and fast. A bit hard to target but, Boom, Boom, and one dead level 44 pala.
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Or the level 26 cold sorc, only has 3 points in blizzard but hostles us anyway.

Noob Sorc donates 78k in two piles to hostled party.

Sorc decides it must have been luck for a level 15 necro to pop her in one hit, with a bow no-less, so... decides to donate another 34 k gold to us.

Thanks sorc: come again, anytime you want :)
 
I like the first one Cooked. That was hilarious. here's another one:

Noob: I WANT AN ETH TYRAEL'S MIGHT!!!111111111111111
Me: You can't get it eth.
 
Jimi- said:
Naab: Hey can i have your grandfather?
Me: No go and get your own
Naab:C'mon man its cheap very cheap
Me: if its so cheap go and get your own
Naab: plzplplpzlzplzpzlpzlzpzlpz
Me: do you know what a grandfather is at all?
Naab: isnt it some uniqe boots?
Heh. Maybe back in the 1.09 days there may have been such a thing.

Anyway, I've got a couple that I've seen recently and are almost guaranteed to see at least once a day:

"How do you whisper?"


"How do you look at your /f l?"​
<- I particularly like this one. :p

"Is [insert realm] down?? I can't connect to it!"


"[name] whispers: Can you rush me through normal? I give my 4ge."​
<- The shortened version of "forge" really takes the cake. I don't think I have to get into details.​
 
Me sees noob holding green shield
Me: Why are you carrying a yellow shield? Can i see that? (just curious)
noob: Sure, why not

Me sees a tower shield with 3 sockets and the following gems
PTopaz
PSapphire
PRuby

LoL, 40% resist to all, no poison,

Me: You are good at math! (sarcasm)

40% all? Without poision, get 3 Pdiamonds!
20+20+20=60

much better
 
"RFF-XPallyX was slain by an evil force"

This occured in a baal run I was doing. The guy was mfing Mephisto obviously, and he got hit by one of those mysterious choppy thingys that populate Durance three near where Mephisto lurks. Everyone laughed at the guy, and he left. :lol:
 
I had just found some titans and was looking to get something for them as opposed to selling them to Ormus. They were unid...I didnt know if I would get anything more for them or whatever. I made a game called cheap titans in NM so I could mf meph while i waited for someone to join. Eventually, someone joined and the following conversation ensued:

<noob joins game>
me-u want titans?
noob-lemme c
me-ok
<shows unid titans in trade screen>
noob-thats not titans!
me-they are...just unid
noob-whats unid?
me-don't worry about it
noob-u !@#$ u tried to cheat me!
me-noob stop wasting everyone's time
<noob leaves>

I would have probably dropped them on the ground for him if he wasnt such a retard...he would probably sell them for potions or something.
 
Me needs a p emerald to up some 199/9 titans, buys lum + pul for um
me: Now all I need is a p emerald
Newb: I got one, join tom1/123
Me: okay
*joins game*
Newb: hands over p emerald
Me: thanks, *drops lowest greif phase ever*
First person I ever met that actually didnt demand anything good for something so trivial. *sigh* the world has gone to ****.
 
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