101 most stupid things a noob does & askes

Lord_Shinnok said:
at first i read surf as smurf.


that's my brain for ya.

Hitting the Smurf is the name of my new band. We'll be playing three sets this weekend at the Whiskey. Tell the doorman you know me and he'll let you in.

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I prefer things that NEWBS say

because thats more of a "oh they're so cute at that age"

like

how do I make a string of ears?
why didn't wealth work in my gris armor?
 
Ash Housewares said:
why didn't wealth work in my gris armor?

lol Oh I remember seeing that done itn a Black Hades!

And the time my buddy socketed a Gull Dagger with a PTopaz.

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Ash Housewares said:
no such thing, n00b

Was hoping someone would catch that. There was a thread about 2 years ago where someone swore up and down that he had one.

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I dont think Diablo II really has noobs anymore,....heck everyone has played it and learned it by now.

Maybe we should classify ppl into catagory levels of dumbassedness *shrug*.

I like beer.
 
Me: Hi! Do you know ____ (<--- insert n00bie name here) ?
Other player: No, why?
Me: Nothing ... just thought all n00bs knew eachother...

Has nothing to do with the thread whatsoever though...
 
Someone has a Natalya armor socketed with jah/ith/ber at the rpgtraders website. That actually made me laugh when I saw it.
 
kk finally got one

a high sorc is baaling us

sorc bo's group w/ cta
noob: lol wtf? bo hack?
every1 else: lol nub
sorc enchants group
me: nice enchant (my damage was like 3-4k or something w/ enchant)
noob: LOL NUB ITS THATS BO NOT ENCHANT
noob 10 sec later: lol wtf? my damage says 2432? its usually 100!!!11

.. ugh
 
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