Etdlahq Memorial Bar - your shelter from forum crashes continued

[djmbbandie]

*serves Dew

*serves wine

*watches new family dog latch onto his leg

*disappears

 

[Serdash]

Is this still where I go to yell at you kids to get off of my lawn?

 

[Pancakes]

Don't feel constrained, you can do that anywhere. Here is a pretty good spot for it, though.


*takes Dew*

 

[Pancakes]

Three years ago I severely injured my left foot in a work accident and couldn't walk for six months. Five weeks ago I injured my right foot in a work accident and I won't walk for another month. Since that's the driving foot, I can't go anywhere, so I've been cooped up in the house since the day it happened. I'm so bored. And since my wife is doing the shopping I'm not able to sneak Dew and candy into the house anymore.

*hoards Dew*

 

[LouB]

HMM, Just how important is that candy to you. Three thoughts.

What kind of Man are you that you can't get the Love of your life to bring you a little candy. Sweet talk a little.

Women frequently hoard chocolate. Find her stash, but leave her some otherwise you will be in very hot water.

If neither of the first two work - Get down on your knees and beg

 

[Dredd]

Women frequently hoard chocolate. Find her stash, but leave her some otherwise you will be in very hot water.

I don't know what kind of highfalutin couples utopia you're living in but where I'm from, you don't touch the chocy stash unless spending the next week sleeping on the couch is your goal.

 

[LouB]

Hey, he's desperate! And I did warn him not to eat it all Oh, I also thought he might already be on the couch as it's where I usually sleep when recovering from surgeries so as to not disturb the wife's sleep

 

[Phosheez]

Doordash, instacart, (insert delivery service of choice). or is this not an option?

 

[Pancakes]

The problem is she is both all-seeing and all-knowing, and as such it is difficult to smuggle contraband under her nose. But in a mere 10 days I'll be able to walk again, and then I can go for long drives past the stores with all the candy...

 

[djmbbandie]

Happy holidays!

*serves celebratory Dew

*serves drinks

*vanishes via the ogdam manor waypoint

 

[Pancakes]

I see Durf once again failed to put up the Christmas decorations. We can fix this.

*hangs stockings and digs the tree out from behind the cabana*

 

[SirName]

I see Durf once again failed to put up the Christmas decorations. We can fix this.

*hangs stockings and digs the tree out from behind the cabana*

Erm, sure it’s green(ish) so I understand the mistake, but thats not a tree. That’s a rotting corpse! Oh well. *applies holiday lights to ”tree”.

 

[Grisu]

Hey there, everyone! Just dropping by to wish everyone a merry christmas! I also brought some German Glühwein to share! Hope everyone is doing fine

Are tournaments still a thing or not enough participants anymore?

 

[PhineasB]

Tournaments have been few and far between for a while, and I don’t think we’ve had one get traction since D2R dropped actually.

I’d be open to hosting a leisurely single pass tourney (finish a character by end of 2026) in the new year, if there’s interest. I think the set upgrades make for some interesting nuances from jiansonz’s seminal guide. I will likely be transitioning to D2R for questing moving into the new year.