Covid-19 Prepping thread

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

I cannot tell whether I have highlighted text or not using the current forum skin. This makes using the italics function problematic.

Expect a serious meltdown from me in due course.

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

Emboldening text is equally haphazard.

 

[b1ur]

I've prepped. More D2 time is always welcome!

 

[Helvete]

Your new avatar makes it difficult to connect you to my inner representation of you which is linked to your old avatar... Is this Inflexibility finally a sign of my age?

Last time I changed it, I had to change it back. People have gotten sort of connected to "the cigarette smoking man" avatar. So while the answer to your question is a resounding yes, at least you're not alone

 

[Grisu]

Last time I changed it, I had to change it back. People have gotten sort of connected to "the cigarette smoking man" avatar. So while the answer to your question is a resounding yes, at least you're not alone

Although I have to say that this beard really IS a reason to stick with your new avatar. I'd have to wait 50 years for such a beard - if hair loss doesn't strike first

Meanwhile, Germany is closing up, too. No ban of going out so far, but even playgrounds mustn't be used anymore. There will be patrols controlling this.

Thank God my laundry shop is still open or else I'd have to iron my shirts myself...

We try to treat as many people as possible via phone, which is at least somewhat feasible with psychiatric disorders. We're also trying to get a video call system set up, which is difficult in Germany dud to heavy personal data security guidelines.

Is everyone here on the forums coping well with the situation so far?

 

[b1ur]

I'm still at work at the office. We have reduced attendance by 50%, half of us work from home. Also the workload has dropped dramatically since last week. Not sure if that's a good thing.

Also @Helvete get your proper avatar already

 

[kamap]

@The Silver Shroud: Are you the bartender?

 

[Gorny]

I could be.

Problem is, there's no one to tend bad for.

I'm still required to report to work at the moment, this place is a ghost town. Not a soul to eat for miles.

 

[superdave]

I've been keeping an eye on 2 medical supply websites for the past few weeks. There were 3700 body bags available last week between the 2 companies. This week? Back-ordered. Can we panic now?

 

[superdave]

Moving some posts.....

Currently hunkered down. I'm shooting anyone that tries to enter and i'm burning their corpses with a Tesla Flamethrower.

Day 1
Don't think the whiskey will last.
Watched first 2 episodes of Dracula on Netflix. Don't think i'll bother with the 3rd.
Made a toilet paper fort.
Had a nap.
Watched a squirrel dig up all the tulip bulbs in the backyard. I'll eat him when I run out of frozen chicken nuggets.

 

[superdave]

Day 2

Ate all the ice cream bars.
Had a nap
Almost shot the mailman. He walked right by my "dead inside" sign to deliver a handful of junkmail.
Will have to rethink my perimeter deterrence signage.
Pooped twice.
Removed the southwest turret from the TP castle.

 

[superdave]

Day 3

Spirits are high.
Mailman cleverly avoided all of the lego caltrops I tossed on the front steps to deliver yet more junk mail and virus.
Had a nap.
Decided to give the 3rd part of Dracula on Netflix a chance and watched it. Suffers from an acute lack of female nudity.
Rapidly running out of TP and whiskey. Will have to start rationing soon.
Saw a robin out the back window.

 

[superdave]

Day 4

Slept in late.
Decided to use this time locked away from the world wisely. Will learn to play piano.
Had a nap.
Shopped online for pianos.
Logistics of having a piano delivered during an apocalypse are too daunting.
Ordered more TP from Amazon with the $ I saved from not buying a piano.

 

[superdave]

Day 5

Watched videos of people in Walmart and Costco fighting over dwindling supplies. Hopefully this isn't interpreted as a racist observation but the vast majority of the fights were between African American Women.
Had a nap.
Watched cat videos online.
Note to self - Do NOT mess with an African American women.
Ate 2 cupcakes.
Tp arrived. Added 2 more turrets to the northeast ramparts.

 

[superdave]

Day 6

Spent the day emailing and phoning everyone who in the past has called me crazy for preparing for an event exactly like the one we are experiencing now. Who is crazy now? Not the guy sitting on a mountain of TP that's for sure!
An owl ate the robin. All that remains are a few feathers blowing around the backyard.
Had a nap.
Downloaded instructions to fold paper airplanes.
Broke out med kit to treat nasty paper cut.
Watched more cat videos online.

 

[superdave]

Day 7

Found a new (to me) website on the internet while looking for new cat videos. By searching for "pussy videos" I found this amazing site called "Pornhub".
Masturbated.
Had a nap.
Bookmarked several pussy videos for later enjoyment.
Chicken nugget reserves should last the month.
Spirits still high.

 

[Grisu]

@superdave:
Maybe you should start some pussy video inspired nude challenge in D2 again instead of fortifying your TP fortress?

People in France are apparently stockpiling condomes and wine, whereas Germans are stockpiling toilet paper and disinfectant...what does that tell us about people...?

 

[Vildecor]

People in France are apparently stockpiling condomes and wine, whereas Germans are stockpiling toilet paper and disinfectant...what does that tell us about people...?

Well, it tells me I'd rather be in France than in Germany for sure.

 

[kamap]

The chances on contracting a virus are higher in Fance then in Germany though.

 

[Holyknight3000]

I've got some junk food, vitamin water/bottled water and a lotta chips and a few boxes of twinkies lol. May get breakfast toaster strudels after payday thursday. I can hunker down and hide away should i need it.