The Bar Rules:
1. Dews are on Durf's tab
2. No litter on the Kittehcopter pad
3. Under no circumstances, are coherent sentences allowed
4. Kestegs:Everybody else ratio must not fall below 2483:1
5. Don't ask about the Squid, you'll summon the Squid
6. If you post in the bar, you are entitled to be mocked
7. Don't eat cake, there isn't much of him left
8. Visitors must post atleast 5 times, contribute to the spam or don't visit!
9. Anybody found to be sophisticated, will be cast out into the void
10. Never, ever, ever, ever... Let Kitteh talk you into anything