You'd like to think penguins are funny and cute, but they're not.
They have some truly horrifying habits. They're the only creatures in the animal kingdom, apart from Man, who regularly employ extortion, blackmail and tax evasion in their daily lives.
In other news, I was forced to clean my motorbike today. People were refusing to believe it is actually a Ducati, as it was dirty. Apparently, real Ducatis are never dirty. I must have missed that memo. Oh, and people ask me the mileage on the bike - I tell them 26000 miles. They say, "2600 miles, that's a lot!". I tried to correct them the first few times, and say "No, twenty-six thousand!" and they'd go all blank-faced on me, like I was crazy. Apparently, Ducatis never go over 3000 miles.
I end up telling them that it's a Honda, when they ask the mileage, and a Yamaha, when it's dirty. Simplifies things.