The Noodle Compound V. 2.0

Re: The Noodle Compound

BobCox2 said:
Just for Noodle.

http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=85

Original ad:
I need a whole roll of carpet doesnt matter what kind will pay cash i need it fast


From Me to ***********@*************.org:

Hey,

Do you still need rolls of carpet? I have a deal worked out with a carpet wholesaler and can get you as many carpets as you need.

Thanks,

Mike

From *********@comcast.net to Me:

yeah I just need one how much do you want for it

From Me to *********@comcast.net:

I am asking $50 for the roll of carpet. It sounds like you also need some cleaning supplies. Luckily, I also sell gloves, mops, buckets, spray bottles, garbage bags, as well as disinfectants, odor removal chemicals, and enzyme solvents, in case you are interested in any of that.

Mike

From *********@comcast.net to Me:

what? I dont need any of that just the rug

From Me to *********@comcast.net:

Are you sure? It sounds like you need this rug to take care of a "problem", and you might want the cleaning supplies to clean up the rest of that problem.

Mike

From *********@comcast.net to Me:

my only problem is that i need this carpet and you are trying to sell me cleaning stuff

From Me to *********@comcast.net:

Look, you don't have to fool me. There is only one reason to urgently need a rug. It is pretty clear that you killed someone and need to get rid of them.

I've been there, man...whether it is a friend who overdosed on drugs, or a dead hooker, it is important that you clean everything up. You can't just roll them up in a carpet and forget about them. Don't worry, I can help you.

Mike

From *********@comcast.net to Me:

i didnt kill a hooker what the hell is wrong with you? i need the carpet for my apartment to replace my old stained carpet so i dont get screwed on my security deposit which is why i need it fast

From Me to *********@comcast.net:

Hey man, I'm not one to judge you. I understand that accidents happen. Maybe she didn't tell you when to stop choking her, or maybe you didn't realize that roofie you slipped in her Cosmo was actually cyanide. Either way, a dead hooker isn't the end of the world. Hookers die all the time; it comes with their line of work. The important thing is to stay calm and make sure that you clean everything up.

You have a good cover story with the security deposit. You are smart to get rid of the old blood-stained carpet, but you still will need my cleaning supplies. A small blood stain on the top of the rug is usually a much larger stain underneath the rug, and you can't simply put a new rug on top of it. With my dead hooker cleanup package, it comes with everything you need to clean up the "accident" and make it look like it never happened. The entire package, including the rug, will only cost you $100.

You should act soon before it is too late!

Mike

From *********@comcast.net to Me:

is everyone on craigslist this crazy or is it just you? all i want is the carpet and you are being a huge pain in my ***. ill find one from someone who isnt a goddamn psycho
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So awesome!



 
Re: The Noodle Compound

Yea I heard. I believe I played HGL with the latest patch that was released. Or even a fan made patch that sort of completed what patch 1.2 was supposed to be.

It was fun, but imo the game lacked so much variation. Like there are some screenshots out on the web, taken of 2 completely different places, but they look more or less identical. Talking about the all the hallways and whatnot now of course, but even then a lot of the places felt more like randomely generated dungeons than anything else, since the tileset used was pretty similar everywhere.
 
Re: The Noodle Compound

I shouldn't have left 15 pages of homework for the last day before the deadline.


Edit: Lol hivemind with Laarz


The main problem with HG:London was that it was too slow paced and lacked item variety. They did alot better with Torchlight though :)
 
Re: The Noodle Compound

Laarz said:
Brainsssssssss;)
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Figured as much. :fire:

nurman said:
The main problem with HG:London was that it was too slow paced and lacked item variety. They did alot better with Torchlight though :)
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Imo it wasn't that slow paced, but then again I was on a break from D2 and wasn't looking for any super fast paced games either.

I'll agree that Torchlight turned out a lot better, and can't wait for Torchlight 2! :D


 
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Indeed. I liked the caster very much! (Alchemist, right?)

The summoner aspect was pretty balanced.


Edit: I just ripped myself THIS as a ringtone.
 
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Re: The Noodle Compound

nurman said:
I shouldn't have left 15 pages of homework for the last day before the deadline.
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yeah... probably not a good idea, lol!

nurman said:
Edit: I just ripped myself THIS as a ringtone.
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NICE! :D :thumbup:

just a few pictures.... apologies for the fuzziness.

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(i felt that from where i was and we were a good distance from the stage)

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(can't show the bottom half of the pic, but im sure if you're a fan or know their shows or if you think really hard about it, you'll know what this is. ;) if not, just PM me)


 
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nurman said:
Indeed. I liked the caster very much! (Alchemist, right?)

The summoner aspect was pretty balanced.
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Alchemist indeed! :D

I never actually played that character, but I beat the last boss with both a Vanquisher and... I want to say Berserker, but that's not the name. Anyway the fighter and ranged character. Both seemed incredibly OP, or I was just insanely lucky with my weapons and enchants. Especially the fighter was... it was just faceroll. Not long before getting to the last boss I had a crit hit of over 10k. o.o

Basically everything was OHK besides those unique monsters. They were usually 2-3 hits. >_>

Although with the warrior I can understand, since I used a few mods. 1 which makes it so enchanting will never be able to completely disenchant my weapon. Not that I really needed it, as I had several extremely powerfull melee weapons from when I played my Vanquisher, which was without any mods at all.


Edit: Awesome pics btw Leo! :D Looks like an epic concernt. Oh and PM in your inbox within a few seconds. :P


 
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