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My wife would like to join the clan as well, she is water_moon the level 3 pastamancer, and will be applying shortly. Thanks.
 
This might be the first KoL giveaway but i've just lost interest in playing it, so i'm giving away my stuff:

All i need is a good reason why you want it and it's yours, please bear in mind that these don't have to be serious answers, but i would appreciate some originality.

Ok. I've got:

about 3 million meat over 3 characters
2 x Mr Accessories
Numerous pieces of equipment (just ask, i might have it)
Costumes

I can't think of anything else but that doesn't mean there isn't anything.

Oh i just remembered, the most important thing. Leadership of the SPF clan. That's right i can transfer leadership of the clan to one lucky person, so come one people, who wants what?!
 
Well, I'll take a Mr. Accessory if you're sure you want to part with one. :) If you ever want it back, it's yours, of course! As for an original reason:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Most poems rhyme
But this one doesn't!

Can't think of anything else right now. :teeth:

Also feel free to toss as much meat in as you like. The most I've ever owned was 25k, so I can't even imagine 3 million! :cheesy:

My char's name is Huorn.

I think clan leadership would mean too much time for me. I barely get to scrape enough time off work to be able to play, anyway.
 
are you giving 2 Mr. A's away?..... :surprise:
well, if you teach me how to lead the clan (and nobody else is interested) I can take that.
of course that a Mr Accesory would be nice to have, mostly for the PvP side of the game (can't think of a better reason to have one) of course that when (if) you return to the game you'll only need to ask for it and it'll be yours again.

:buddies:
 
I am sorry to see you go.

I, like everyone else of course, would like one of your Mr. Accessories.

Why?

- Because I do not have one.

Why don't you have one?

- Because I have not dontated to KoL

It's only $10 you cheapskate!

- I know, but my wife keeps my finances and she would notice.

Would she really care that much?

- Yes, because it is me spending money on a computer game. She needs it all for spending money on her Scrapbooking

Boy, we see who wears the pants in your family.

- You got that right :uhhuh:

What would you do with it anyway?

- Dominate in PvP to aleviate the inadequacy I feel in my real life as seen by my above answers.

Would it really make you feel like a 'big man' to make others suffer

- Yes, I know it is petty, but I have to have some joy in life.

Wow, you really have issues

- I know, but my wife will not approve the $10 copay it would cost for me to see a therapist.
 
Messor's giveaway

If you've got a Chef in the Box and a Bartender in the Box, I'd love to have those! Thanks for serving the interests of the SPF Clan and Happy Trails!

Grimfeng (#122407)
Level 8
Otter Crusher

edit: OH! The reason, because right now I don't have anyone to yell "Get in the kitchen and make me a pie!" I mean, I could still yell that, but it would be me going to the kitchen to make pies. People would look at me funny and I really don't make a very good pie. Too much guano, you know? And then I'd need a Little Sump'm to wash it down :) Thanks for your consideration.
 
Well, I don't particularly need a Mr. A since I don't have a PvP character, but leadership of the clan does intrigue me. Could you please detail what the responsibilities of the clan leader are?
 
Hey Beau_nidle, sorry to see you fade away . . . Hope whoever receives your Mr. As enjoys them a lot. They're among the only things that will survive the reset! And I know my character loves his . . .
 
@ the_alphabetman - Not much to clan leadership. All you have to do is look at the people trying to join, and make sure they are SPF members, although now that we have a few Arachnid's Meshs then you don't need to approve as many people.

Not really many differences from the Arachnid's Mesh ranks, but you have total control over the clan. Not having used any other ranks i don't know the exact differences. It used to be a lot of work when i first started promoting people as they donanted meat and items, but as people have moved up the ranks then other clan members have being doing this.

I just though that i ought to transfer ownership to someone who looks in a bit more often than i do.
 
Are there any other items people want?

If not i'll put all my items in the mall, which means that there will be more meat up for grabs.
 
hmm ... I could use some interesting sauces or booze or little paper umbrelas ... ooo and defenatelly one/some pickles if you have
'roco tarikata' that is :)

come back after the game is complete
 
I need a pickes too! Tried to buy it but where the hell is Brine in this game, goddammit?

So if you may dispose of one my way, ricrestoni, level 13 or so sauceror, thank you!
 
I'd love a pirate outfit. Oh, and the clan leadership... why? 'cause I'm an addict of KoL and an elite unique. :uhhuh:

Besides, 'tween goltar25 and I we'd update at least once a day.

Sorry to see you go, but at least you can spend more time on what matters, like finding a WF to give to me...
 
ricrestoni said:
I need a pickes too! Tried to buy it but where the hell is Brine in this game, goddammit?

So if you may dispose of one my way, ricrestoni, level 13 or so sauceror, thank you!
spectral pickle factory :P
aka, non-existant atm
 
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