The Kbob's Great Trangs Giveaway

There once was a necro named Bob.
Of all the necros, he was the slob.
When his party found 'souls
Bob left their patrol
Such riches from their corpses he did rob.

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You might be a newb if:
You stack iron maiden and amplify damage.
Your mom had to sell her car because you went to an "items for paypal" game
You have 17 bugged legs and don't know how to turn invisible
Your friends list has no mutual friends
You override my curses with weaken (i'll find you again someday you bastard)
You let people teach you how to dupe but always seem to get your connection interrupted at the wrong time.
You zod your items before iron goleming them so your golem is indestructible
Your only curse is amplify damage
You've found the new bug where you can't repair ethereal items
You put a poison facet in an occy (i've seen this)
You trade me an um rune for a tal orb (i've seen this)
Your average pk target is at least 30 levels below you
You talk about getting a necro to 10k life and not explain how (and expect us to believe it)
You are a town trapper
You've found the bug where the assassin has infinite keys

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gib teh item!
 
town trapper = trapsin who sets up traps in the blood moor and then hides behind Akara's cloak when in a pvp game

...I suppose it does take guts to pk with golems...but where did that come from?

I don't want any trang, I just thought I should contribute :p
 
Necrochild313 said:
town trapper = trapsin who sets up traps in the blood moor and then hides behind Akara's cloak when in a pvp game

...I suppose it does take guts to pk with golems...but where did that come from?

I don't want any trang, I just thought I should contribute :p
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I was thinking of a Necro, sorry.
 
heh, my little d2 "vacation" caused me legendary account to poof :( sorry Kbob. great ideas for the trang give away, make da n00bz work fo deb it4mz :cheesy: . I think I'll contribute to with this and that

enjoy,
~Slip
 
There once was a guy named Pea,
Who clapped and shouted with glee.
What did he find?
Whipping shenk's behind...
A death web for his buddy NC.

A lil bit later that day
Kbob sent a msg his way.
What did you find?
Whipping shenk's behind
Was all he really had to say.

Well pea simply replied
Kbob just about died
how could you do that to me
you are a n00b suxxors
my dear friend pea...

A lil bit later its true
Pea /f m'd Yahoo
"what" said kbob to me
It's a mal rune for pea!

Now pea's run out of luck
Progress in mf land is stuck
Kbob's u63r 1337
Pea bows down at his feet.

Dear kbob you uber thang
could you spare a bit of trang
It doesn't matter the peices
helm, belt, armor or wang.

oh don't mind my bit of ramble
toss in armor of bramble
I guess that's about it
unless you have a p facet.

I know my rhymes are lame
but you know the game
I'm a hard beast to tame
Don't you think it's a shame?

Kbob, NC, and Pea.
all three shout with glee!
the rumble and shake of DC
and we know who gets the Anni....


Peacrusher has left the building.
 
:scratch:

Well I guess if pea pea needs a trangs set (sorry bias here :uhhuh: ) I guess he has one, though the poem was a bit confusin'

Seen avacado, didn't really like it either.

Synth,... Link busted... Microsoft????

Mr. Mop has to win one as well.

So Pea Pea and Mr.Mop are two down, and two to go.

(Btw, /w *Kbob or *Kbob_TheLegit)

~Kbob
 
Glad you enjoyed my post TheKbob! :clap: You said you were confused, I hoped that would be the case. Its a completely bizarre thing right?

Can't belive I won! :surprise: w00t! :jig:

Anyway, will drop you a whisper next time I am on. Been neglecting my D2 recently...been playing RTCW:ET far too much! :cheesy:
 
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