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Orochimaru. All of you heroes and villians can be killed by one thing. Old age. This guy can jack a new body every once on a while and basically be immortal, unless he is killed, of course. Put it this way, we all want to live forever. ;) Plus, he is powerful and crazy. :)
 
AnimeCraze said:
Orochimaru. All of you heroes and villians can be killed by one thing. Old age. This guy can jack a new body every once on a while and basically be immortal, unless he is killed, of course. Put it this way, we all want to live forever. ;) Plus, he is powerful and crazy. :)
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Mind control, tell him to teach me. :D

Orochimaru seems cool alot of the time, but there are times when he gives off too much of a M Jackson vibe that just kinda creeps me out. Like that scene with Kimi, you know what I'm talking about.
 
Not no US WEST but if I had to choose a power I would choose those of The Preacher. Don't know if you guys know of that graphic novel written by Garth Ennis but to summarize the hero basically has the godly power of the spoken word. Anything he speaks happens. How awesome is that! He could just say "Drop dead!" to his enemies and that would be the end of it.
 
odormos said:
Not no US WEST but if I had to choose a power I would choose those of The Preacher. Don't know if you guys know of that graphic novel written by Garth Ennis but to summarize the hero basically has the godly power of the spoken word. Anything he speaks happens. How awesome is that! He could just say "Drop dead!" to his enemies and that would be the end of it.
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Haha, I heard about that from a friend of mine. That's pretty funny when he says the equivalent of "Go screw yourself"
 
Wolverine's abilities would probably be the most useful for me. The claws would be useful for both work and home since at work, i am constantly cutting lenghts of wire/ carflex or flexible conduit and other types of conduit for customers. At home, er.. i'd cut veggies and meats etc;. (useful for all my projects around the house and yardwork too) :lol:

The more useful abilities, amazing strength:no more heavy equipment to pull large orders for customers. Cleaning would be a breeze: just lift that couch right up with one hand while vaccuming under it with the other hand.

Dexterity: with amazing cat-like reflexes, i could catch that can of soda one of my kid's just dropped before it lands on my nice clean floor/carpet. Also, i could beat my wife to my wallet before she grabs it off the bar and steal's away into the night/day to go shopping with her mom.(the dreaded mother-in-law, my arch nemesis) Yeah, i could probably make use of this ability at work but they don't pay me enough for that.

Stamina/Endurance: This would come in handy for work and home. Work: i work in a fast in your face paced environment, i deal with and help people all day. Either through advice or just helping them find the materials they need to start/ finish what-ever project they have going.(mostly electrical) If i had these abilities, walking around (8hours a day+) on a concrete floor and literally lapping a building the size of two football fields who knows how many times a day; wouldn't even be a warm-up. After a day at work, i could come home and tackle anything the wife and kid's throw at me. I suppose i could even take out the trash, unload/load the dishwasher, do some laundry?

Even after all that, i would still have time for the wife.
(after the kiddie's goto bed) ;)

Oh and finally, the ability to heal and fight off disease's. That one will be most handy soon as my kid's will be starting back at school soon. All those cold's/ flu's/ sneeze's/ cough's/ stomach virus's etc; etc; etc;

Maybe not the most exciting abilities or use of them, but that's all i need.
 
Dr. Octopus. The additional metal limbs would give me the advantage I need over the neighbor kid who keeps screwing with my mailbox.

I can see it now...

As I stand above the eightish year old's downed body, I look coldy into his tearful eyes and say:

"Take a baseball bat to that, punk."

Cheers!
-Chimpy
 
I would definitely be The Punisher, because honestly The Punisher is one of the first superheros to be fueled by his revenge (punishment in this case). I would be awesome to have the sweet sensation of punishment. Someone kills your whole family (not cool), so you get that feeling in the pit of your stomach that who ever did that is going to f***ing rot in he11.​
So natures way of relsoving this solution, is punishment. You go into the @ssh0les buidling with big @ss guns, blow there heads away, stab them up through the mouth, stab there hands together, kill the b@st@rd's kid by strapping a bomb to his hand while being pinned by a file cabinet, having the b@st@rd kill his own wife and brother, letting him know he killed them for no reason, then finally grabing the son of a b**** and strapping him to a car driving it through a parking lot full of exploding cars. Letting the sucker burn and suffer, and watch him as he yells and screams for help.​
The End.
Thank You.
 
ChimpFarmer said:
Dr. Octopus. The additional metal limbs would give me the advantage I need over the neighbor kid who keeps screwing with my mailbox.

I can see it now...

As I stand above the eightish year old's downed body, I look coldy into his tearful eyes and say:

"Take a baseball bat to that, punk."

Cheers!
-Chimpy
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:lol: I just quit replacing mine. Same old wartorn mailbox, no flag no door, hasn't been touched in over a year now. I guess it's not fun for them anymore. I once had to scout the entire neighborhood to find it, post and all, I finally found it about a mile away on the side of the road. Twice i had to retrieve it from the field across the street. :mad:
 
ChimpFarmer said:
Dr. Octopus. The additional metal limbs would give me the advantage I need over the neighbor kid who keeps screwing with my mailbox.

I can see it now...

As I stand above the eightish year old's downed body, I look coldy into his tearful eyes and say:

"Take a baseball bat to that, punk."

Cheers!
-Chimpy
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Funny story about that around here. Some guy got his mailbox messed with twice so he bought this 3-4 foot tall metal spring and mounted his mailbox to it and cemented it into the ground. Next time the kids came by in their car and hit it with a baseball bat the bat got smacked backwards by the spring and took out the kid's eye. I thought it was pretty funny, despite how gruesome it was. Had that story told to me by the police officer that got a call about some kid screaming in the middle of the road and found him and his eye a couple feet down the road.
 
galactus

galactus of course,, destroys any world he wants,, so if some guy cuts you off in traffic ,just take out his planet.Basically invincable with any power he so deems,, scope chicks, take money,beat up pee wee herman, and still kick the silver surfer around like billy bob thornton smacking on fried taters.
 
I'd be Meatwad from Aquateen Hunger Force. He can reshape his meat body into many shapes like an igloo or a hotdog-on-a-bun. Plus, he can pull a wagon with his meat arms.

edit: number one in the 'hood G.
 
I'm USEast so it really doesn't matter, but...


She's not quite a superhero with powers but... man. To be Faye Valentine for a day. Kick ass ship, kick ass attitude, kick ass weapons skills, and a kick ass body.

Ed's another thought... all the genius and the license to be a total goofball.


For a superhero Superhero... Phoenix. The Not Insane Phoenix. Galactic power? Telekenesis? Flight? Ability to smite foes with fiery phoenixed death? The ability to swallow a galaxy if you decided to go down the villanous path?

Hot.
 
Anyone out there who's at all a comic nerd will agree.

Best powers ever: Carnage from Spiderman

He pretty much is the owninator. I mean, he's red, he's psychotic, he's a symbiote, and he's a pretty l33t fighter. I mean, who wouldn't want to turn his arms into huge axes or super-jump or stuff like that?

Person 1: "Hey, will you pass me a beer, man?"
Person 2: "Get you're own beer, man!"
Person 1: *turns arms into axes, and yells a la Frank the Tank from Old School* DO IT NOW!!!!!

See, pwned.
 
i'd be flash gordon. Reason being is this: My wife wants some of my lovin, and seeing i can move faster than the eye can see, if i could keep up that tempo, id be able to give her my "lovin" anytime i wanted because she'd always want it, especially if i could keep up that tempo for hours on end. lol
 
I would choose to be pikacu from pokemon. It mite not be a super hero but it wud be damn funny to be it. If sum1 is pissing u off u can go and shock them.If theres a Hot Chick u could act all cute and when she picks u up u can grab her b00bs and she wouldnt day nething cuz ur a POKEMON. :clap: :clap: :clap:

And u could annoy the hell otta ppl by just saying PIKA PIKA CHUUU CUU PIKA PIKKAACHHHHHHHH over and over and over and over again. I get anoyed of just thinking of it.
 
dude i would be so happy 2 get just a little bit of anything decent
plz can u spare me a bit
MeepSkeez
aim name and diablo name
holla plz
 
I would be the Blizzard Ghost = everything Blizzard should be but isn't.

Roaming the Halls of the Realms.....

*pkowns*> "Nk!! Why Nk, I thought we were pk cool"

*palapk*> "Haha...looser! grabbed ur gold too. Moron! u suxor! ......... Gaa!!!! It's the "Blizzard ghost!!!!!"

*pkowns*> "What is Blizzghost?"

*Ghost*> "I see all, know all"

*Ghost*> *pops *palapk and gives gold and all his gear to person that was NKed*

NEXT EVENT

Chat room person 1.. "Hey all! guess what happend to this kid at school?"
Chat room person 2.. "I'll bite...what?"
1.. "This guy was spamming a hack site during lunch at school on Diablo and all of the sudden his site crashes and we heard this weird Ghostly laughter"
2.. "Ya, so?"
1.." Well later, when he was just leaving school, he suddenly had no control over himself and his backpack and all his clothes just fell to the ground and he just stood there 'neked' while everyone grabbed his stuff. Lost his PDA, Cell, and some fool even took his underwear!! Then I heard this same Ghostly laughter"
2.."Ahh..the BlizzardGhost strikes again!"

STAY TUNED for more adventues of....."The Blizzard Ghost!!!" >>>in<<< Pick Your Own Drops Fool! "The revenge of the victims of "pickit" part one"
 
id be superman because he can do anything he wants he could be good or evil and nobody can really hurt him unless they use kryptinite. otherwise he could conquer planets or save people. he could destroyed anything and get away with it. plus he can get all the women he wants and can do anything he wants with them. so u can see the choice is easy..
 
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