OT: *picks up a handful of cream cheese...*

[strijdje]

I know its taken me awhile to respond, but first, I was struck and knocked out, then I came to and ate it all, and passed out shortly thereafter, but now, now... I think I'm still a bit tired... I'll get back to you

"Woosy!"

*kicks ash in the shins and throws a pancake hous on his head*

jeez why is it alwa...... Argh!!!

*gets hit by tons of milk and breadcrums*

Must....swim...like....a...*passes out*

 

[Sharakorr]

doh so many ppl have posted and i jsut got back home...

arrgh my tomato golem again...

revenge! (who wuz it that killed my tomato gollem/gollum for the 2nd time?)

*starts whipping out fruit punches at everyone in the room*

KABLAM

WHAM

BLAM

SPLAT

SPLOOSH
:lol:

it looks like a swimming pool in here! :drool:

 

[HBeachBabe]

::::splashes through the muck and flings skinktoast frisbees at the remaining standees:::::

 

[Sharakorr]

*resummons his tomato gollem/gollum for the 3RD time*

but wait...

DOH

u've done it now HBB now my tomato gollem/gollum got skinktoast stuck in his gut :rant:

ah well :idea:

better make use of the stuff i got...

*whips out his F9000000000000000 jucie squirter*

drink tomato!!!!!!!!!

 

[Amiral]

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*the lutfisk mines goes off, and a horrible smell of soap and old fish fills the room,*

*Amiral picks up the carrot sniper and makes Sharakorr do a "Twist 'n' shout" to avoid the orange carrot flying his way*

 

[Seryant]

<Force-feeds a Pastrami to Amiral, then shoves him head-first into a pile of coleslaw>
Need re-armament!
<Runs into McDonalds and comes back out with a five-hour-old, rock hard quarter-pounder and I waylay (Thats right!) the next poster, then make off with their wallet for the hell of it>

 

[Sharakorr]

DARN CARROTS

*throws a banana bomb in the direction of amiral*

KERSPLAT

*a figure covered in banana glop emerges from the explosion....it looks like a ghost....of amiral* :howdy: :lol:

 

[Ash Housewares1]

*throws 30 avocados straight up*
*leaps into air with machete*
*laughs maniacally as all are sprayed in the eyes with guacamole*

 

[ChaosEternal]

Having not read most of this thread, i pull out my chocolate covered katana and my pudding flame thrower....*yells 'BRING IT ON!!'*


All of this food will attract the wild monkeys...watch out!

 

[Amiral]

:innocent:
*a Ghost you said, nanana, an Angel=)*

*Amiral, thus now bieng an angel, trips invisible up behind Sharakorr, then taking a couple of godsend carrots and drive deep them in his ears*

*PS. the reason Amiral looked like a Ghost, was that he is a Evil Angel*

 

[farting bob]

ill get my clown costume and a banana cream pie, ill be right back....

 

[Select]

*steals farting bob's banana cream pie before he gets there*

 

[Seryant]

Steals Fartingbobs clown costume, fills it with creamed spinach and gives it back.

 

[Select]

*walks back into the room...Mmmm banana cream pie*

 

[Seryant]

<runs off to a KFC, grabs a big bucket filled with chicken lard, and runs back into the food-fight room. Looks around, realises everyone is gone, and starts to cry.>