OT: *picks up a handful of cream cheese...*

lol, you nubs, check my post count, im untouchable for 1500 seconds now :lol:

*sees the syrup bends around him*

told ya :uhhuh:

*dips strawberries into hot boiling choclate*

now open WIDE!!!! *throws them in a frenzy around the room*




edit: nice try sharak, but i'll just edit my post :lol: nanana i still have 1500 seconds :teeth:

*throws a pancake house on Sharak*
 
*waits for 1,500 secs*

bwahahah u no longer have resist all shrine your resists are now 0
as for your strawberries! BEHOLD my hankerchief :hanky: *tries to wipe himself clean...*

hey! hey! hey! HELP!!!!! my hankys on fire! my hankys on fire!! :scared:

:rant: grrr gotta bring in the big stuff now.

My volcano cake !

cake starts spurting at random

*SPLURT*

ooo i don't care how much resist u got, that cake splotch is gonna burn! :drool:
 
crap, i posted ^^, now my untouchability is no more :grrr:

*drops a pancake garage on sharak*

comes with the house dude, comes with the house :teeth:

*trying to avoid the fire from a volcano cake :scratch: *
 
haha thats against the rules, that is no food :teeth: my PANCAKE house & matching garage are :lol:

drops a syrup swimming pool on sharak :teeth:
 
HEY click on the link buddy, and you will see that it is a CAKE car

^^ Anyways on wif the battle!

*drinks his way out of the swimming pool after using a carrot drill to get thru the bottom*

Eat Turnips and tAters (thinking of sam gamgee in lotr fotr)

hmmm, drinks the black elixer :drink: and regains mana enough to resummon his tomato golem!
 
*strolls into the room just in time to see a tomato golem.*

*Tosses salt on Golem, shriveling it up*

*laughs maniacally*

*Throws fistfulls of ice cream at Sharakorr, strijdje, and Serdash*

*runs amok*
 
*sees an ugly monkey entering the room and sneaking up to the tomato golumm*

phew, the nerves off todays monkeys

*sweeps his mashed potatoe launcher clean and loads his rotten banana's*

Muhahaha take these banana's little monkey

*fires a multiple banana volley towards kaysaar*
 
*Amiral, now being a firediver, (fireman job ya now) enters the room and set up a number of lutfisk-mines, while stealthing them in jansons frästelse
 
*The ground starts to tremble....Tremble......TREMBLE!!!!*

*The SPF slowly turns to a corner of the forum long forgotten*

*The trembling stops. The only sound in the room is silence, yet there is tension in the air thicker than any pea soup imaginable*

*Like a phoenix, out of a pile of green moldly cheese rises a man in a brilliant white tuxedo*

*Although no taller than any normal man, he seems to tower over the SPF*

*His charsmic presence was only negated (in small part) by his missing eye*

(In his best Gandalf voice) "I have not transpired shadow, time, death, and this lactose intolerant's nightmare for the spf to run rampant in a food fight."

*The sound resonating from the man echos throughout the forum, piercing to the very soul of everyone in the room*

*The spf members drop all of their "edible" artillary and stare with gaping mouths.*

*With a wave of his hand he directly states *

"I release you.*

The group is still staring, although confused looks are starting to appear on a few faces in the room*

"I Release You!"

*The confusion now is apparent everywhere, while one or two malicious smiles are creeping into the group.*

(muttering) "Well sh@# that didn't work" "Ahhh...um...perhaps we can discuss all of this over at the EMB...ah...drinks are on me?!"

*The proud man was given no warning as a cumquat whistled in from his right side hitting him square in the ear. His one eye held a vacant gaze that was unmistakable for unconsciousness. However, a witness close to the incident thought she heard him whisper "Oh sh@# here we go again" as he proceeded to land face first in what use to be a nameable dairy product.*

*The spf barely noticed his fall as they took up the food fight in a renewed freny*
 
*sees a strange looking geek dreaming in a corner hiding from the menace*

jeez what a wuzzy :scratch:

*slaps I_marsolek in the face*

hey wake up you, what the heck where you thinking, i heared some LoTR quote's ?
aa no matter, here have one on me

*drops a buttload of mashed potato's into i_marsoleks pants and gives him a wedgie*

and stay awake now!
 
*i_marsolek picks himself off the floor a shakes his head*

*to himself* "Why do I smell like garlic?" and "Why do I feel like I crapped myself" (muttering) "I guess it wouldn't be the first time but...."

*He dodges an incoming watermelon* "Wow that was close!"

*Strijdje looks over at him*

"That dumba$$$, how many times do I have to bail him out."

*Strijdje dives and knocks i_marsolek out of the way of another watermelon*

"Wow thanks!"

*Strijdje looks at him and just shakes his head and walks away*

"Interesting, I guess I got another chance at this food fight thing"

*i_marsolek has finally joined the fray as he manically lobs gibblets and head cheese at every forum member in the fight*
 
im surpised no-oe noticed the flour next to the extra sticky black treacle yet, which is next to that chockn that has been recentyl plucked....
 
*Crawls into a bunker made entirely out of bologna.*

Ok, this means war. :strong:

*Graps a long piece of a fruit roll up and wraps it around his forehead like a bandana. Then with determination in his eyes he grabs a giant gun and starts tossing in oranges one by one. Suddenly he leaps out of the bunker and cocks the gun.*

...Citrus acid anyone?

*Lets go with a huge wall of cirtus juice from his powerful weapon soaking all who get in his path.*
 
Ack! *gets pummeled with bananas*

Now my friend, this means chaos must ensue!

*Dumps liter upon liter of milk all over strijdje, followed by breadcrumbs*

*Runs around the rooms throwing breadcrumbs on everyone*
 
None of you have faced the wrath of Quebec poutine, the cheese shall incapacitate your movement while it slowly clogs your arteries increasing your chance of needing corranary bipase surgery. The french fries (freedom fries :scratch: ) will impale you and poke many an eye out making you blind to the coup de grâce, the skin scoulding gravy sauce will burn you to the muscle.
 
lone_wolf said:


I know its taken me awhile to respond, but first, I was struck and knocked out, then I came to and ate it all, and passed out shortly thereafter, but now, now... I think I'm still a bit tired... I'll get back to you
:sleep:
 
Wakes up and while scratching his hairy butt, walks downstairs into his kitchen. Hmmm! he thinks to himself, staring at all the food all over the walls and ceiling. They are still here!

I'm never going to invite them over again. Damn foreigners!



Takis (El_Greco)
 
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