OT: *picks up a handful of cream cheese...*

FartingBob, you stole that from The Simpsons. Well done.

<Pulls on a Kilt, moons the room Braveheart style, then charges in with the Devoninator held over the head, smashing people left right and centre with the long stick of luncheon meat>
Finally, somewhere where my Scottish accent isn't weird! ... or heard at all! (It is a weird accent, it's stronger than my Grandmother's accent (who spent half her life in Scotland) but I've never actally been there)
 
*running out of sardines*

Dmn, I knew I should have gotten a "fires magic sardines* mod.

*Drops crossbow*
*grabs Jalapeno pepper spray*
*Fires*

Aaaahrrgg, nozzle turned the wrong way!

*Cries all over his shirt while being hit by food items*
 
Select said:
*microwaves a brick of cheese and dumps it on strijdje with exrtreme prejudice(sp?)*


"HAHAHA THATS FOR OWNING MY LOW LEVEL DUELER NOOB!"
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:lol: so true ;)

What you guys have some nerf, catching me while i was sleeping (really i was ^^)

*avoids the apple pies * crap, covered in cheese !, takis you :rant:

scrapes some applepie from the floor and dumps it in takis pants, yeah baby thats right, how's that for a change?? you actually got SOMETHING down there now ^^

*rushes to his kitchen* "srry Mom, but i really need those mashed potatoes now


*loads them up in his cheese-cannon, and fires a guided volley of mashed potatoes towards Select and Serdash*

muhaha eat that!
 
HBB runs into the fray prepared to open a can of.... whoops!

:::::aaaaaahhhhhhhhh::::::::

she slips on a pile of sardines & haggis and ungraceful falls face first in the filmjölk. while lying on the ground she pops the top on her can and slides it across the floor like a stun grenade. Alll fall to the overwhelming stench of surströmming!!!

I win
 
*watches a hot babe storming through the door*
wtf? l337 :evil:

*pushes her in the back which make her fall slip through a pile of sardines and other nausty stuff*

"hey, i think you just broke a nail" :lol:

*sees HBB throwing a device which looks like a grenade..*

"euhm, crap!*

*makes a run for it while spamming mashed potatoes with his cheese-cannon*
 
HBeachBabe said:
HBB runs into the fray prepared to open a can of.... whoops!

:::::aaaaaahhhhhhhhh::::::::

she slips on a pile of sardines & haggis and ungraceful falls face first in the filmjölk. while lying on the ground she pops the top on her can and slides it across the floor like a stun grenade. Alll fall to the overwhelming stench of surströmming!!!

I win
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*thanks himself for using a gasmask*

*throws out his blueberry soup bomb*

now face this *starts shooting vanilla icecream mortars into the mess that is the food thread*

i wonder if we scare newcomers with this:lol:
 
*runs into the room and summons a tomato golem to aid him in his conquest*

HOPE U PPL LIKE TOMATERS (TOH-MAE-TERS)

*summons the skeletons of past food products that are now splattered all over the room*

BEHOLD MY LEGION OF UNDEAD..........foodstuffs? :drool:

edit: hey! theres the fish that gollum was eating!!
 
*starts shooting pumpkin from his cannon at sharakorr and his army*

welcome to the party have fun and get taste food you never would otherwise
 
*summons a giant pink bunny*

euhm, what carrot wall :scratch:

throws a couple of infected hamburgers towards the huge army of food*
 
strijdje said:
*summons a giant pink bunny*

euhm, what carrot wall :scratch:

throws a couple of infected hamburgers towards the huge army of food*
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so you play with wild animals?

*dumps a ton of elk meat onto strijdje*

he he

*orders a rain of tomatoes from warkofs food fight bunker(tm)*

and quickly take cover in his bread bunker
 
OMG NOOOOO my minions have gone crazee eating that madcow infected meat.... :rant:

*the great pink bunny eats the carrot wall but a piece gets caught in its throat* (its writhing on the floor now..)

*anyways* My tomato golem commits seppuku and spills its tomatoly innards over every1 in the room :lol:

quickly runs to www.bakery.com to look for reinforcements

*finds a house molder and quickly takes cover in his newly made cake house :flip: *
 
aaa crap, me hates elk meat :rant:

*diggs himself out off the smelly pile of gore...*

now you have done it :rant:

*logs in on ebay to search for the most bad-*** weapon :lol: *
 
strijdje said:
aaa crap, me hates elk meat :rant:

*diggs himself out off the smelly pile of gore...*

now you have done it :rant:

*logs in on ebay to search for the most bad-*** weapon :lol: *
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just remember the rules the weapon you use must be food

so here *throws a fish and strips at strijdje*
 
FFFFIIIIIIISSSSHHHHHHH AND SSSSTTTRRRRRIIIIIIPPPPPSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

*charges left and right barreling ppl out of the way to eat the fishy strips*
 
Muahaha ebay is teh l337!!one,

*reveals his Titanium Plated Trout*

"Wanna bet this is food L_W?

*jams his Titanium Plated Trout in L_W's mouth*
Say what? i can't hear you, you 've gt someting in your mouth muahaha

*SPLATCH!!, all lights go out*, my God what's that smell... removes the smelly substance and see's ash without pants *ARgh!!!!! you little %4$13#4~!!! :rant:

*Holds a carrot gun towards Ash* i demand to put your pants on RIGHT now, mister !! otherwise, suffer the consequenses!
 
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