OT: *picks up a handful of cream cheese...*

A food fight eh? Well this shouldn't be too hard.

(Gets nailed with a pineapple and falls to the floor where he remains motionless.)

....
 
*Loads up his pumpkin catapult outside of the forum, aims and fires it shattering the candy-glass window and splattering on the floor coating the room with pumkin guts*

ah yes a festive treat for all my adoring fans....:jig:
 
Oh yeah! Pick on the old Greek guy. You know I'm not fast enough to dodge a carrot gun.(Runs to the next room and picks up dictionary to find out what filmjölk is).

I'm calling Gallager, he's bringing over the watermelons. You guys are in trouble now!



Takis (El_Greco)
 
Shalakshmiyin said:
*looks over at L_W*

Dude, you DO realize I'm part Scottish, right? :p

That said...*brings out her Scottish Fury Salsa bombs*

Let's add a bit of SPICE to tonight's events, shall we? *grins especially evilly*
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nope had no idea but thats even better :thumbsup:

*dumps sandwich layer-cake on Couvi*

welcome to the party
 
Takis said:
(Runs to the next room and picks up dictionary to find out what filmjölk is).
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to Swedes (and other Scandinvian types I suppose) it's a thick dairy product, somewhat resembling drinkable yogurt.

to Americans, it's milk left out on the counter for 5 or 6 days
 
HBeachBabe said:
to Swedes (and other Scandinvian types I suppose) it's a thick dairy product, somewhat resembling drinkable yogurt.

to Americans, it's milk left out on the counter for 5 or 6 days
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mjölk=filmjölk=smör=ost

so in english its

milk=sour(ed) milk=butter=cheese

thats what you can use your milk to get.

and you havent seen the one you nearly have to cut trough he he

*gets hit by haggis*

bah

throws http://images.google.se/images?q=tbn:JXPrjJWwoCYJ:www.varbostad.se/vab/2000/Matodryk/vb12s4851/Sylta.jpg

xaviars way

loads a gatling gun with this swedish food

http://home.swipnet.se/mathias_andersson/images/mums.jpg

and make sure everyone gets a chare of the food
 
*decorates Couvi's unconcious body in various food items and loads them into the catapult*

Feel the wrath of this!

*fires it at NSXdreamer*
 
*Wakes up while flying through the air and spits an apple out of his mouth.*

Hey, i'm flying!

*Sees NSXDreamer coming quickly towards him*

Ooh, this can't be good.

:scared:
 
*the gatling gun sputters and locks up, filled with rotten eggs*

*does a dive roll behind some chairs, narrowly dodging the habanero juice*

*grabs a fresh batch of lutefisk and tosses it at Xavier*

"lets go scandinavia!!"
 
Glad to see that I am not the only one with bad luck.

*Crashes into a huge crate of pumpkins thus breaking the crate and releasing a bombardment of pumpkins on to everyone in the room.*
 
*Desperately attempts to dodge the.. whatever it was L_W sent his way, but ends up falling over his own Haggis cannon, bits of haggis shrapnell flying everywhere, causing the pumpkins to explode and cover the room in pumpkin guts*
 
*pauses momentarily to ponder something naughty to say to Shalakshmiyin...*

Slips on piles of filth covering floor--Smacks head on gourd (where the hell did that come from?)

Has trouble resisting the urge to defecate in hand and fling across combatant arena. I'm going to get simian on you people....
 
*i_marsolek, realizing he is strongly out numbered by people from across the seas, decides to make a stand for his country. "This is for america!" He starts lobbing every american food he can think of into the room: hamburgers, french fries, french toast, swedish meatballs, and oriental take-out. "Wait a minute we stole these foods from....Suddenly a piece of Haggis out of nowhere catches him square in the face, taking out his right eye. Almost as in slow motion he falls to the floor muttering "It is always fun until, trail off-trail off-trail off" lone_wolf taking pity on the ignorant american places the letters "R" "I" "P" in filmjölk on his now still chest.*
 
*walks in the room slowly, dressed in black and standing in the shadows. looking at i_marsolek on the floor next to him, "this one is for america too!" and I procede to throw McDonald's Happy Meals at every moving thing I see, "HAHAHA YOURE ALL GONNA EAT IT AND YOUR ALL GONNA GET SICK! GO AMERRRRRRRRRRICA!"*


thats style

*Begins to sneak over towards an unbroken egg when suddenly I catch a kiwi with my nose and hit the floor blurry-eyed and confused. I begin to stand up and I procede to get pummled by angry foriegn foods. so I run out screaming I KNOW KUNG FU!*
 
*Dodges Fastfood*
*Avoids Haggis and Habanero*
*Evades rotten Egg puddles*
Rips out:

Late Fleet
Repeating crossbow.
Fires rotten Sardines.
+1 to eternal stench.
+50 chance of open sewers.
Multishot 50/50 charges.


*Multishots with abandon*
 
How'd I miss this?

I didn't think I would have to do this so soon, but looks like I will have to show you kiddies how it's done.

*straps on Bologna Vest*

*dust off his duel Salami Swords*

*picks up a couple nearby Mincemeat Pies, flings them into the crowd and charges into battle*
 
**in the mayhem that was al around the thre by now, a small japanese man in a white suit walks into the middle of it. he stands there motionless and yet seems to miss all the flying cheese-related products. he was perfectly calm, even when the sheep eyes flung by farting bob missed him by just inches.
He suddenly lets out a ear peircing shreik, and starts to do kung-fu on those nearest him, how dont stand a chance. this MAsin obviously is high lvl, and had already gotten half the people in the thread, when for a brief second he failed to look behind him, and thats when it hit.
the whale bladder, wrapped in cheese.
well, it actually hit him and 5 other people, but it had the destired effect. as the people recovered from the kicking, the ssin was wrapped in cheesestring and was left dangling from the roof.
ah, thhis food fight is gettin..... who through that mincemeat pie at my head!??
 
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