Bob_TheMadCow
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thats gonna have me in stiches for the rest of the day.Æ’enris said:"It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel." The pharmacist fainted.
I'm off to bed, good night.
thats gonna have me in stiches for the rest of the day.Æ’enris said:"It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel." The pharmacist fainted.
very nice...can't find the paper with the names yetÆ’enris said:Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. The lady asked, "What's that?" "A condom," the other lady responded. "This way my cigarette doesn't get wet." "Where did you get it?" the other lady asked. "You can get them at any drugstore." The next day, the first lady hobbled herself down to the local drugstore and announced to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looked at her kind of strangely, but politely asks what brand she prefers. "It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel." The pharmacist fainted.
proudfoot said:Heard it before.![]()
He said that to kbob you fool.Ash Housewares said:yes, an incredibly old joke, but fenris is trying :thumbsup:
are you willing to give them anything? if not, then you really shouldn't expect people these days to give you free ****. the world works on an eye for an eye principle.TheGreatStickels said:probably you garbad.
why does nobody ever want to give me summoning charms?
tintrail said:are you willing to give them anything? if not, then you really shouldn't expect people these days to give you free ****. the world works on an eye for an eye principle.
on another note, if you had asked earlier, i woulda given you the ones i had. as it is, the went to kaz, who presumably gave them to victus, as he said he would.
Garbad_the_Weak said:I wonder who gets more hate on these forums, fenris or me.
In other news, I get a strange package today. My brother emails me episodes 1-75 of natruo (or wtf ever) and a dvd player to play them. He even burns labels and crap for them.
Anyone wanna buy 75 episodes of narutao? Damn animated pron wannabe transformers crap. O_O
Garbad
don't keep us in suspensealainpp66 said:Totally On-T.
Haven't played this game in 3-4 weeks... and I think I Finally have reason to do so again. (Basically been waiting for Ladder to end to get my select items and make.... we'll say "eccentric" builds)
Will start my new build tomorrow... Planning tonight...
alainpp66 said:What suspense?? It'll be a junky idiotic build like the majority of things I do...
ex: 1.09 Singer Barb (Who actually got the job done solo/no merc and couldn't buy Mana pots.... a pain when facing Izual), Sacrificial Lamb/Porcupine/RitualSacrifice, 1.09 CL Sorc (IAS made them cooler), Leoric Build, Glass-Cannon Strafezon, Replica D1 Sorceror, Punching Pally, Tank Melementalist, Mojomancer... all 1.09
(AAH!! My Singer Barb, Battle Commander, and Leoric Necro, Leorics-Heir, Expired!!!)
Now I actually have projects other than the one envisioned.... Must Rebuild Singer....