OT: PD2: Everyone Makes Mistakes

Why should this happen?

  • It's time for a change . . . time to be ruled by a giant worm who actually looks the part.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Because Fish Speakers will kill us if we oppose you, Lord.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • LOLOL cuz Bush SUCK'S hahaha

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • LOLOL cuz Kerry is TERROR HEINZ FRANCE LOVING ZOMBIE hahaha

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • You're mad! Nader will draw away just enough votes to prevent you from taking control of the known u

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • I have learned that the Tleilaxu have attempted to obtain fissile materials from Sudan . . .

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • It's a good idea because the Fish Speakers have lovely bodies. (BOOBIES)

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Brewers will be held in reverence and awe (BEER)

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Powerful, opulent, intelligent, nutball god! (POING)

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • You're going to be able to blame me legitimately for the next hundred generations. (YOU KNOW)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
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Nice! :lol:

Um, yeah, sorry Garbad. As explained on MSN, not my fault, etc. And nice bypassing the word filter and trying to make me look bad.
 
Your sister owes me 120 sojs and some runes. And I didn't bypass the word filter. Its just not on the word filter. And nowhere does it say you cant swear in the rules O_O

Garbad
 
nobody cares garbad, you probably woulda just bid them in a trade and gotten BANNED, BANNED FOR BREAKING THE RULES, the 40item rule that you seem oblivious to, you dirty dirty cheat
 
The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s. "May I help you?" she asked. "I want to see Natalie," the man replied. "Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam. "No, I must see Natalie," was the man's reply. Just then, Natalie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $1,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out one thousand dollars, gave it to Natalie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left. The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Natalie. Natalie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row because of the high price. Again, the man pulled out a thousand dollars, gave it to Natalie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left. The following night, the man was there again. Everyone was astounded that he had stopped in for the third consecutive night, but he paid Natalie and they went upstairs. After their session, Natalie questioned the man. "No one has ever hired me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked. The man replied, "South Carolina." "Really," she said. "I have family in South Carolina." "I know," the man said. "Your father died and I am your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance."
 
Æ’enris said:
The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s. "May I help you?" she asked. "I want to see Natalie," the man replied. "Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam. "No, I must see Natalie," was the man's reply. Just then, Natalie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $1,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out one thousand dollars, gave it to Natalie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left. The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Natalie. Natalie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row because of the high price. Again, the man pulled out a thousand dollars, gave it to Natalie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left. The following night, the man was there again. Everyone was astounded that he had stopped in for the third consecutive night, but he paid Natalie and they went upstairs. After their session, Natalie questioned the man. "No one has ever hired me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked. The man replied, "South Carolina." "Really," she said. "I have family in South Carolina." "I know," the man said. "Your father died and I am your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance."
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ha, owned
 
Æ’enris said:
The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s. "May I help you?" she asked. "I want to see Natalie," the man replied. "Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam. "No, I must see Natalie," was the man's reply. Just then, Natalie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $1,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out one thousand dollars, gave it to Natalie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left. The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Natalie. Natalie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row because of the high price. Again, the man pulled out a thousand dollars, gave it to Natalie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left. The following night, the man was there again. Everyone was astounded that he had stopped in for the third consecutive night, but he paid Natalie and they went upstairs. After their session, Natalie questioned the man. "No one has ever hired me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked. The man replied, "South Carolina." "Really," she said. "I have family in South Carolina." "I know," the man said. "Your father died and I am your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance."
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nice, very nice...
 
This one was so out of the box I likededed it.

Q: How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
 
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