OT: Favorite Quotes from The Simpsons

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OT: Favorite Quotes from The Simpsons

Considering there weren't many new threads today I thought i'd start one. Over the many years The Simpsons has been on there have been some classic quotes from various characters causing many rofls and lmaos. It's just so hard to remember them all!! If anyone can remember any good ones leave them here as I need something to get me thru a hungover monday morning at work.

I'll start off with a couple, not surprisingly they're both from Homer.

After a disappointing revelation
Homer: "OK kids, lets go home"
Bart & Lisa: "Dad! We are home!"
Homer: "That was fast"

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Homer sitting on the couch watching TV and eating peanuts, he picks one out of the packet and is amazed by what he finds...
Homer: "Oh my God, A TRIPLE CHAMBERED PEANUT!!! Marge, Marge COME QUICK!! LOOK WHAT I'VE DONE!!"

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These are all I can remember at the moment. If you can think of any goodies pls leave them here. They don't have to be from the simpsons as long as they're funny. GoGo another highly productive work day!!
 
I have 2 favorites. The first is during Homers trial for his soul and they announce his jury of which consists the "starting lineup for the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers" which is my team.

Secondly is when the Simpsons goto Flanders vacation house and Homer buys a number of items including liquer , femine higiene products and porn to cover up him buying fireworks. "What better way to celebrate the birth of our nation then blowing up a small portion of it.
 
"Were sorry, the fingers you have used are too fat for this telephone, please find different fingers and try again."
 
*Bart shoots a basketball which bounces off the rim*
Canadian Basketball Player: Wow! You're the captain!


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*Talking about the toilet flush*

Lisa: Bart, water will only go the other way in the southern Hemisphere
Bart: What the hell is the "southern hemisphere?"
Lisa: Haven't you look at your globe? *Globe still unwrapped which was a gift from Grandpa simpson*
Lisa: See, the southern hemisphere is made up of everything below the equa- *sees Bart's blank stare* -this line.
Bart: Hmm. So down there, say, in Argentina, or..Rand McNally, all their water runs backwards?
Lisa: Uh huh. In fact, in Rand McNally, they wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people


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There are alot more, just not enough time to say em all!
 
"I come from Canada, and they say I'm slow, eh" -Random kid in Bart's new remedioal(sp?) learning class, the episode with Scorpio...a few other good quotes in that episode too, the hammock district bit, and the Denver Broncos burn...but this is probably my favorite quote because it comes in handy in day to day dealings on the interweb.
 
Both from Ralph Wiggum...

"Supernintendo Chalmers, I'm learnding!"

"Me fail english? That's umpossible!"
 
Not very Simpson-literate here....

...but the bit where Homer takes the liedetector (an X-file spoof) and is told that any lie will result in the instant delivery of shock treatment. When Scully asks him if he understands and Homer answers "Yes"...

... KA-ZAP

:lol:
 
"How ironic, after a lifetime of being able to see, he is now blind"
"Nobody sunggles with Max Power, you strap yourself in and feel the g's!"
*****
Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I belive you have a letter for me.
Post worker: Ok Mr. Burns, what is your first name?
Homer:...I don't know
 
det said:
Not very Simpson-literate here....

...but the bit where Homer takes the liedetector (an X-file spoof) and is told that any lie will result in the instant delivery of shock treatment. When Scully asks him if he understands and Homer answers "Yes"...

... KA-ZAP

:lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Australian guy talking to Marge and Lisa...

"A Bull-frog?? Thats a funny name, I'd have called it a chuzwozza!!".

Homer...

"Help me Jeebus!!"

Homer again...(whilst reading the 'free stuff' section in the classifieds)

"Oh my god, a Tramampoline!!!!"
 
I can't believe you forgot the best quote of all. DOH! Short and sweet. And who can forget HAHA!

Forgot: Why you little.... *choke*
 
uwm.edu/People/tplee/index.html2

copy, paste, add the "http" and "www" thingy if needed. Very low resolution avi of the liedetector scene.

Impeccable timing :lol:
 
det said:
uwm.edu/People/tplee/index.html2

copy, paste, add the "http" and "www" thingy if needed. Very low resolution avi of the liedetector scene.

Impeccable timing :lol:
Click to expand...

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Very very loose description, definitely not word for word-

Homer drops the last beer nut under the couch, finds a twenty dollar bill.

"D'oh, 20 dollars!!"

Homer's brain: "Wait, you can buy many beer nuts with that twenty dollars."

Homer: "Explain"

Homer's brain: "Money can be exchanged for goods and services."
 
The Simpsons in Japan, after half an hour, the Simpsons on the run, half Tokyo running after them. Homer shouts: "Kohi nitski!" Subtitle says: "Doh!"
 
Oh and when Home tries to phone but the area code doesn't work so he gets the really annoying high pitched sound over and over!


Or when Home time travels, rather dimension travels and he goes to a world where there are no donuts...and he screams running back, but you see it rain donuts :D
 
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