OT: Cruel Things to do on D2

rickcarson said:
Don't join their party.

Join a game called 'Lets do Act 2 Now'... and kill Meph :)

Join Baal games when you're less than lvl 25 (I'm trying to level up my freaking merc!)

Join trade games, and don't show them your warez. They will show you what they have... and you say 'what do you want for the Ist rune' (or Stormshield or whatever) and they will *always* say 'wug'. So I go, 'no... I have three accounts of active characters, I don't have all my trade stuff on one char, tell me what you want'... and they go 'omg u n00b W.U.G.!!!'
repeat :)

If I get really annoyed at someone going 'wug' all the time, I'll start showing them better and better stuff from different characters... each time going 'but wait! There's more!'... and work my way up to the one or two semi decent things I've got (my only Crescent Moon Phase Blade, Stormshield, Guardian Angel...) and then I go 'but wait! There's more!' and I log out with that character and never go back to the game. If they PM you, you can then either:
(a) pretend you don't know them
(b) tell them 'oh, I found I had two X on a mule, thanks anyway' (where X is the item (or something better) that they were trying to rip you off for.

Don't be Andy. I had some guy PM me all evening because he was convinced I was 'Andy' (or some other one of his faggy friends). He wanted to join my game, do questing etc, and got really really offended that I didn't want to hang out with him. I kept telling him I was not Andy, but he didn't believe me. (????? I don't know wtf he was thinking ?????)
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Stop lying Andy we all know it's you.
 
First, let me say that I pride myself in being one of the friendliest and well mannered players on bnet. That being said, I do have a breaking point.

If I'm in a public duel game and find myself around a buch of jerks calling each other noobs and nking you or town guarding, I leaver the game and return with one of my level 1 mule. All my mules are in Hell so it doesn't matter what difficulty. I then walk around in my liesure taking the gold from fallen jerks. Since I'm less than level 9 they can't hostile me. They get SOOO pissed off. :lol:
 
MH's p!ss me off

I hate it when some1 joins a game with a maphack, then they gander at all my gear that I'm wearing. Then proceed to ask "Any 1 got Storm CIrclet?"
over and over and over, just asking because they saw my item/s with their cheater map hack. Then they keep bouncing to me asking wuw for that ammy or arach or w/e. So I just hostile them, maybe they'll leave me alone but not usually. In most cases these ppl come duel me and die within seconds. Call me a noob, then rant about if they had their enigma/ammy/etc... they would own me... :thumbsup:

So Ill say:
"You do realize that items dont make you good. right?" :scratch:

kk save exit

hyp.
 
Saw this today:

joined a game called 'act 1-5 questing' or something. Half the guys were in the Pandemonium Fortress, the other half were in Lut Gholein.

Some guy joins and starts with the 'pande tp please'. :scratch:
For minutes he was doing this... ending up with the good old 'tp' spam.

Then I join a game 'Baal' I'm in act 2 trying to level up my darn merc, and different groups come and go, and some people end up in act 2 wih me, and the people in act 5 all quit and go do something else.

Anyways, there's this lvl 41 necro that joins. He's in Harrogath, and I'm in the Arcane Sanctuary... and he starts spamming 'tp please'. He's the only one in Act 5... So I ignore him. A couple of minutes later he's getting rude and pushy, so I pop up the party screen, and yep... he's *still* in Harrogath, and *still* asking for a tp!!! So eventually its just him and me, and he gets so upset that I'm ignoring his tp spams, that he hostiles me.

I think about it. He's twice my level, and obnoxious. But its not hardcore, so I finally crack open the cone of silence, and say 'bring it on'. (I was curious what would happen when his skellies (if he was using them) ran into my 300+ point Holy Bolt :D

So he's like... 'right, you asked for it'. And comes to act 2 to hunt me down. Only... he is too lazy to try to figure out which way I went, so he *asks me* to tell him which way I went.

Hello??? Trail of corpses??? Bit of a hint don't you think??? :rant: *sigh*

Even the pks were better in the good old days. This guy was so lazy, I bet if I had bothered tracking him down, he'd have complained if I started drinking healing potions or was wearing 'too much armour' or something.

Anyway, a bunch of other people join, including some lvl 70+s. So they all go off to kill Baal. And he's like 'tp tp tp'. Eventually someone must have cracked one open for him, because it turns out that he can't go through it (ie he hasn't done ancients yet). So he starts calling out for someone to tp him there and do them for him...

"How about you get off your candy *** and freaking walk there yo'self biotch???? With a side helping of stfu!"

The mind boggles at how he got to 41. Cows? Pindle?

Being a public game, pretty quickly two deeply repressed people start slagging off at each other. I end up squelching both of them (while I'm still plugging away in Act 2... level up you freaking minion! Level up I say! :rant:

So after a couple of minutes I squelch them. Then a couple of minutes later someone starts spamming 'stfu'. So I squelch him.

... more examples of idiocy ommitted for brevity ...

Eventually, I've squelched everyone else in the game, and they've all hostiled me, and some of them have even left and come back with high level (70+) Barbs and the like, and then hostiled me.

Note: I am still puttering around the Arcane Sanctuary... and my most dangerous spell is *still* Holy Bolt. My only two auras: prayer and cleansing (phear my leet cleansing!) My only two combat skills: Holy Bolt and Blessed Hammer (and BH only does like 20-30 damage).

And they *still* can't find me. (!!!)

There's tragic, and there's pathetic, but this was sad, tragic *and* pathetic.
 
OMG... those are some really terrible things to do to ppl!... I was thinking more along the lines of making a game called 'FreeStuff'... and when you get the ppl who type 'Free?' and 'I need!!' repeatedly.... you do stuff like drops lots of thawing pots, keys, and light healing pots.... and just unload a bunch... tell them they are free... then leave
I actually do this... I do MF runs with my sorc... and when I get something like sigons armor... I don't want it, but I can't stand to just see it sold when so many lower lvl characters can use it... .so I create a game to give it away.... but the ppl who don't get it and annoy me with 'give me something... I didn't get'... I make a trip to akara and buy scrolls, keys, and junk... and I start dropping it all... then type !here this is free for you ... then I leave.

But in all honesty... I find it more fun to give good stuff away to complete noobs.... I gave away a bartucs and a titans to some noobs and watched their eyes pop out... (OK, well, actually, they typed stuff like "OMG!!!! R U SERIOUS!!!???")... but I find that more amusing... and who knows... maybe they will find something I need.
 
But if their BO is weak and wears off fast... and there are no better barbs around... then it does help some. I get annoyed by the newbs who do their BO right after you do your (more powerful) BO... like they think it's a competition.... I was rushing a group through normal and left them at Listers pack alone cause of a barb doing that.... I left with the words "F----ing Barb.... enjoy Baals minions" (this was after repeatedly telling him to stop doing BO after me).

InsaneFarmer said:
i always thought that non-stop BO from barbs in baal games was annoying as hell, stupidest sound ever
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