OT: Cruel Things to do on D2

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OT: Cruel Things to do on D2

Now i am looking for really evil things to do on b.net. Not hacking but things that will make you and your friends laugh.

So far, these are my things:

Get someone to drop their metallic item in a anni trade and raise yur iron golem from it. (aim for a gf or an ebotd)

Do the trust game where you sned them outside to drop thie ritems, host them then let your merc pwn them. (then go out and reap the benefits)

I am hoping for people to report in with more suggestions.

Cheers.
 
Build a Lag-o-mancer.

Max revive, skeletons, mages, but no points in Skel mastery.
level 1poison nova, bone wall and prison.

Flood the screen with bone and minions.
Spam nova.

Have a lvl 1 CtA and override any BO from a high lvl barb.

Etc. Just to annoy the rest of the players.

Grr pIER
 
lagomancer is dead, can't even raise 100 guys anymore, and stealing items from people in trades sounds very underhanded and I cannot condone that kind of behavior, turning peoples items into iron golems when they're jerks and tease people by dropping stuff and picking it up really fast is fair, but totally screwing someone over for no reason is intolerable
 
IN Baal runs ( when everyone is so concerned about leveling) I have done this:
With a +95 to light res pally, I open a tp for all when there are nothing but Souls dancing around. It's hilarious to watch how everyone comes in and dies and I just stand there without a scratch. Kind of evil but hey you asked!
 
It's even more hillarious to spoil those looser's schemes by either ignoring them (and killing the black souls, for example), or just not dropping items (why would I drop my items?)

One get's used to dealing with jerks and loosers --- every once in a while, when I'm rushing people in a public game, someone shows up, doesn't party, and sits in town. Usually the number of waypoints overrun by monsters increases dramatically when this happens... but since I tend to be the first to go through the wp it must be pretty boring for them...

But... loosers exist in the real world, so they are bound to exist in bnet as well. This thread just proves it.
 
A great way to piss people off is when people are trying to piss you off

I was once in a game with some loser, we were working to save cain. When we got to tristram he unpartied right as we got there and saved him. Of course I did not get the quest.

He said

"HAHAHA DID YOU GET Q?"

I said:

"Yep, thanks"

It pissed him off so bad, it was funny.

I then joined another game which by luck saved cain right as I partied :thumbsup:
 
Revenge of the bovine

ok here it is, sometimes I feel bad about doing this just for ppls loss of experience but ah well its pretty funny.

step 1) Make a cow game call it whatever...

step 2) Make the portal at the end of the bridge where encampment meets the blood moore, must be this map. Other rogue encampments wont work for this one.

step 3) So, make the portal and enter with out anyone knowing you made it. Herd like 1000 cows right on top of the red portal. then tell everyone "It's up!!"

other players: where?
you: at end of bridge.
other players: wtf did u make it there for?!
you: no king plz.
then sit back and watch them all die. ^^

then repeatedly type...
"REVENGE OF THE CHEESEBURGER!!!"

reapeat steps 1-3 if necessary.

Hyp.
:stoned:
 
create a skelemancer and max out iron maiden, and use the plus skills as much as possible.

you have enigma? great. if not, no problem.

be a bad mannered teleporter with your summons. those barbs or pallies who think their life tap can defeat you will be greatly surprised at a lvl 30+ iron maiden over their head.

this just makes you even more bad mannered.

cruel cruel cruel
 
INyCxT said:
create a skelemancer and max out iron maiden, and use the plus skills as much as possible.

you have enigma? great. if not, no problem.

be a bad mannered teleporter with your summons. those barbs or pallies who think their life tap can defeat you will be greatly surprised at a lvl 30+ iron maiden over their head.

this just makes you even more bad mannered.

cruel cruel cruel
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Does Iron Maiden still make people loose exp when you kill them with it? If so then yea thats really evil. :thumbsup:
 
while doing baal, a bone nec spammed massive amounts of bone wall making baal not spawn his minions. this pissed me off since i hate lower lvl lvlings and we walked there.
 
Some things I do fairly regularly

Don't join their party.

Join a game called 'Lets do Act 2 Now'... and kill Meph :)

Join Baal games when you're less than lvl 25 (I'm trying to level up my freaking merc!)

Join trade games, and don't show them your warez. They will show you what they have... and you say 'what do you want for the Ist rune' (or Stormshield or whatever) and they will *always* say 'wug'. So I go, 'no... I have three accounts of active characters, I don't have all my trade stuff on one char, tell me what you want'... and they go 'omg u n00b W.U.G.!!!'
repeat :)

If I get really annoyed at someone going 'wug' all the time, I'll start showing them better and better stuff from different characters... each time going 'but wait! There's more!'... and work my way up to the one or two semi decent things I've got (my only Crescent Moon Phase Blade, Stormshield, Guardian Angel...) and then I go 'but wait! There's more!' and I log out with that character and never go back to the game. If they PM you, you can then either:
(a) pretend you don't know them
(b) tell them 'oh, I found I had two X on a mule, thanks anyway' (where X is the item (or something better) that they were trying to rip you off for.

Don't be Andy. I had some guy PM me all evening because he was convinced I was 'Andy' (or some other one of his faggy friends). He wanted to join my game, do questing etc, and got really really offended that I didn't want to hang out with him. I kept telling him I was not Andy, but he didn't believe me. (????? I don't know wtf he was thinking ?????)
 
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