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OMFG...i dont deserve this. thats just cruel. I hate you eldritch.
I have a bowazon mat whos lvl 89 and specialises in frozen arrow, with magic arrow as her default attack. She is a very rich girl, being the proud owner of my silence runeword in her bow, and also my steel carapace (although that'll go when i find a character who needs it more.)
I dont play her much, but she can do baal runs (not very quick, but she gets there) and meph is probably her favourite boss.
However, i wasnt running meph or baal today, i was doing random SU's. i like eldritch, even though he's CI in hell, my magic arrow, valk and merc can take down his pack very quick. On my 4th eldritch/shenk run i got a rare drop indeed. These are the odds of that drop on P8.
Its only a sodding[highlight] ZOD [/highlight] rune!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I almost missed it, just looking through the remains and bang, it hits me, like a 18 wheel truck hitting a mosquito.
Now, i know there will be plenty of sceptics out there (im still pinching myself) so i took pictures.
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Now i have a problem. I hate zods. they are the most over-rated item in the game by far. people will pay alot of there own money on ebay for these on realms, even if they know there not legit. Well mine is legit and this leaves me with some very difficult choices.
Option 1: make a BOTD out of it
Option 2: sell it to charsi
Option 3: trade it for 1337 gosu itemz
Option 4: give it away
Option 5: stash it away never to be used
So lets go through the options.
1: make a BOTD. no, i have always disliked this, thinking that such a rare item deserves more than to give you a weapon that only increases your average baal run by 20 seconds. how many extra runs would it take to make it worth it? but then i guess you can say that about all rare items, its just that this is a mile in front of the others.
2: Sell it. Ive already made a movie of a (illegit) zod being sold as a joke (this is 1 of the main reasons why i dont think any of you will believe me, and staring at my zod now, wish i never made such a movie) so this wouldnt be that spectacular.
3: trade it. I like this option, since i am missing a few items for my stash, but im not sure if i want to trade it. I dont know why, but i feel option 4 will make my life more complete.
4: give it away. Oh yes, you heard me. Make a giveaway for this 1 item. Of course, it would have to be a special kind of giveaway, not just a first come first served thing. But then can i really giveaway this? i always said i wouldnt use it if i ever found one, but can i actually give it to someone for free now that i have it?
5: stash it. I'd keep it, but unless i suddenly get the urge to make a BOTD it wont ever do anything for anybody, which is a big waste of pebble with funny carving in if you ask me.
Oh Damn you cruel world, why did you have to give me the 1 item that i hate, but at the same time treasure!
Ahhhhh!
right. im not going to sell it. Im not going to make a BOTD out of it. im not going to trade it and i dont think i should stash it.
*sighs*
Right, im giving it away, thats my final decision, must post this before i change my mind...
Right, now, how to give it away.. Hmmmm.... Maybe a competition? maybe randomly pick the winner?
Ok, How about anyone who wants the zod, post in this thread what you would use it for. I will then choose which person gave the best use for it (ill make sure they actually do what they said they would). I will not accept 'trade it' as a use. try to make it original (no 1.07 eth items) whilst still keeping it uber. and you dont have to make BOTD if you dont want to.
*slaps self round face to make sure this is real*
@ those who dont believe me: i know many wont believe that anybody has ever found a zod, and those people wont be persuaded by me or anyone. So i will ignore all claims that im a haxx0r, all death threats and all shin kicks, but feel free to do them anyway if it makes you feel better, i wont hold it against you. for long anyway.
Special comment to reborn2k: i pwn j00! bow down before my 1337 luck!
I have a bowazon mat whos lvl 89 and specialises in frozen arrow, with magic arrow as her default attack. She is a very rich girl, being the proud owner of my silence runeword in her bow, and also my steel carapace (although that'll go when i find a character who needs it more.)
I dont play her much, but she can do baal runs (not very quick, but she gets there) and meph is probably her favourite boss.
However, i wasnt running meph or baal today, i was doing random SU's. i like eldritch, even though he's CI in hell, my magic arrow, valk and merc can take down his pack very quick. On my 4th eldritch/shenk run i got a rare drop indeed. These are the odds of that drop on P8.
The item in question?ATMA said:
Its only a sodding[highlight] ZOD [/highlight] rune!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I almost missed it, just looking through the remains and bang, it hits me, like a 18 wheel truck hitting a mosquito.
Now, i know there will be plenty of sceptics out there (im still pinching myself) so i took pictures.
<--clicky <--clickyNow i have a problem. I hate zods. they are the most over-rated item in the game by far. people will pay alot of there own money on ebay for these on realms, even if they know there not legit. Well mine is legit and this leaves me with some very difficult choices.
Option 1: make a BOTD out of it
Option 2: sell it to charsi
Option 3: trade it for 1337 gosu itemz
Option 4: give it away
Option 5: stash it away never to be used
So lets go through the options.
1: make a BOTD. no, i have always disliked this, thinking that such a rare item deserves more than to give you a weapon that only increases your average baal run by 20 seconds. how many extra runs would it take to make it worth it? but then i guess you can say that about all rare items, its just that this is a mile in front of the others.
2: Sell it. Ive already made a movie of a (illegit) zod being sold as a joke (this is 1 of the main reasons why i dont think any of you will believe me, and staring at my zod now, wish i never made such a movie) so this wouldnt be that spectacular.
3: trade it. I like this option, since i am missing a few items for my stash, but im not sure if i want to trade it. I dont know why, but i feel option 4 will make my life more complete.
4: give it away. Oh yes, you heard me. Make a giveaway for this 1 item. Of course, it would have to be a special kind of giveaway, not just a first come first served thing. But then can i really giveaway this? i always said i wouldnt use it if i ever found one, but can i actually give it to someone for free now that i have it?
5: stash it. I'd keep it, but unless i suddenly get the urge to make a BOTD it wont ever do anything for anybody, which is a big waste of pebble with funny carving in if you ask me.
Oh Damn you cruel world, why did you have to give me the 1 item that i hate, but at the same time treasure!
Ahhhhh!
right. im not going to sell it. Im not going to make a BOTD out of it. im not going to trade it and i dont think i should stash it.
*sighs*
Right, im giving it away, thats my final decision, must post this before i change my mind...
Right, now, how to give it away.. Hmmmm.... Maybe a competition? maybe randomly pick the winner?
Ok, How about anyone who wants the zod, post in this thread what you would use it for. I will then choose which person gave the best use for it (ill make sure they actually do what they said they would). I will not accept 'trade it' as a use. try to make it original (no 1.07 eth items) whilst still keeping it uber. and you dont have to make BOTD if you dont want to.
*slaps self round face to make sure this is real*
@ those who dont believe me: i know many wont believe that anybody has ever found a zod, and those people wont be persuaded by me or anyone. So i will ignore all claims that im a haxx0r, all death threats and all shin kicks, but feel free to do them anyway if it makes you feel better, i wont hold it against you. for long anyway.
Special comment to reborn2k: i pwn j00! bow down before my 1337 luck!
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