I give free rushes

[spiderman2k9]

I give free rushes

us east softcore ladder. any difficulty for free. donation accepted, but not encouraged or required.

lvl 91 enigma hammerdin, no mh, but i'll rush as quick as possible for your convenience. I'm just EXTREMELY bored and have nothing better to do.

YOU GET ALL DROPS.

Please fill out this form and reply here:

1. Account name
2. Date and Time you wish to be rushed
3. Difficulty
4. You want way points?
5. You want skill quests / socket quests / anya quests?

reply here and i will be rushing in order of time frame, not necessarily reply order.

I'm on every weekday from 8pm eastern time.
I'm on Saturday from 8pm eastern time.
I'm on Sunday from 3pm eastern time.

 

[suggestivename]

I used to get rushed all the time before 1.10, but now for some reason I enjoy playing everything through. But if you want to rush, whatever, your loss.

 

[Insight]

You should escort people through hell act 4... just constantly... make pubby games and bring as many thru as possible. reasons being: 1. anything can drop in river of flames and chaos; and 2. good exp esp. w party bonus. Go for 99 dude.

Also Usufruct is gonna tell you this belongs in the player matchup forums. It is his second job, low pay but it gets the ladies?

 

[suggestivename]

Also Usufruct is gonna tell you this belongs in the player matchup forums. It is his second job, low pay but it gets the ladies?

This belongs in the player matchup forum.

Ok, I'll take those ladies you promised now.

 

[Insight]

with that snazzy hat you'll have all the ladies you need!

 

[Usufruct]

with that snazzy hat you'll have all the ladies you need!

Only the ones with peg-legs.

 

[suggestivename]

Only the ones with peg-legs.

Hey, amputees need lovin too.

 

[surburas]

Hey, amputees need lovin too.

Plus they have a harder time getting away.....

 

[Usufruct]

Plus they have a harder time getting away.....

And since pegs are usually detachable, you can use it as a toy.

 

[suggestivename]

And since pegs are usually detachable, you can use it as a toy.

Or you can use it to bash her in the head, and knock her out if she wants to "cuddle" or "talk."

Then you make your getaway.

 

[Usufruct]

Or you can use it to bash her in the head, and knock her out if she wants to "cuddle" or "talk."

Then you make your getaway.

But cut her up so she fits in your suitcase first.

 

[surburas]

But cut her up so she fits in your suitcase first.

Just remove all the prosthetic limbs and she will fit just fine....

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs in a suitcase????



Fruct.....

 

[Vladicus]

I have a sticker on my bumper, known in some circles as a bumper sticker.

It has an arrow pointing up, and it says "Dead Hooker Storage".





Oh, BTW, you are teh threadjacked.