Full Character Givaway!! OMG GIB FREEESS

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Full Character Givaway!! OMG GIB FREEESS

That's RIGHT! I'm giving away one full wind druid!

Here's the deal:

Like, years ago, I had this friend that played West. And so he talked mass trash about me, so I made a character to go and pk him

He's a hella ghetto 99/99 MB druid, but he has full PvP gear.

Enigma, maras, hoto, cta, 8gcs,torch, anni +++

All free to the coolest poster Here OORRRR for the first person to tell me about
DA PK NEGRO
 
My fire druid uses 15 facets. He would use 21, but I havent figured out how to socket gloves, boots, ammies, or rings yet. I'm sure da pk negro could though.
 
OK you've probly got it ok???

I'll wait until my bedtime, and if noone else posts a SUPER AWESOME pk negro story, you will have it ok??

You only have to promise that you don't delete the druid, k?

his name is integer thats a sexy name so don't waste it k?
 
da pk negro doesn't use facets on his fire drood...he uses a bic lighter and a quart of gas in a muskatel bottle.
 
da pk negro called me a noob...and i believed him. :shocked:
 
This one time I had gone to work late to review some security tapes at my boss' hotel in Harlem. I hopped out of the car and got shot. I woke up 3 hours later in a hospital bed with a nurse shining a light into my eyes. I squinted at her, trying to absorb my surroundings and asked her, "What happened." She looked down at me, smiled, and answered back, "Noob, you were pwnd by the pk negro."


Edit: Please note that I really did used to work at a hotel in Harlem and did review security tapes....actually miss it because of all the random and possibly illegal things that I do not get to see nowadays.
 
Da pk negro went to a fortune teller after 6 beers in a blizz bar. The fortune teller told him he`s gonna pk milions of ppl. So Da pk negro was very sad and was walking home in the cold night near the train station and saw a kid who was going to kill himself by jumping in the front of the coming train. Da pk negro (thinking he was gonna pk several milions of ppl) saved the boy`s arse.

Da pk Negro: Wutz ur n4m3???//
The boy: Adolf Hitler.....
 
Da pk Negro and Chuck Norris were room mates at Blizz University... Chuck Norris found out the hard way that when Da pk Negro says "More Cowbell!!!" he really means it...

*Requiem_Death
 
Da PK Negro is actually a cow rancher in disguise. He uses his awesome milking abilities to make cheese right from the cows teet. He also can drop kick a cow into perfect T-bone steaks. He also invented electricity, cars, porno, Chuck Norris (Though chuck norris won't admit it he actually claims he was born out of the sheer power of his mind) and most importantly prostitutes.

WTF is Da PK Negro anyways? :P
 
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