Well, you apparently know something a Vanilla Town Squire isn't suppose to know. You must either be a busdriver that switched yourself with Pyro or Val, or you have a counter-attack ability and one of them attacked you last night. That's why you wanted someone to shoot you. I have a hard time thinking of anything else. Care to enlighten us? In any case, there is a technical term for claiming what you did while having whatever abilities you *do* have: lying.
Well, cakes can scan me if he wants, but that's a wasted opportunity imo.
I am exactly as I claimed.
I got a message detailing an attack on me.
The attack basically is a slow. Anything I did last night gets put on hold for 72 hours and then triggers, replacing any action that evening with the delayed action.
The ROFL part was that I have no actions to do! Yet still got the message.
Lynch me if you like, the truth will set me free!