Crappiest item around?

It is not completely without use but I think Wind (Sur-El in melee weapons) is the most useless.

- At the level you can use it it does pathetic damage compared to other weapons that are easily available

- Pathetic other bonuses

- Level 9 Tornado every ten hits? Why bother?

There is no reason anyone would use this runeword at all. For the value spent on it you can get MUCH better weapons for any character and at the level you can use it it is a very poor weapon. Basically by the time you can use it, you wouldn't.
 
I don´t think any kind of claw weapon should win this, as I have used the cappiest of these, just in order to be able to make use of the claw block. In order to be completely useless, the item should not be socketable, have high requirements, do nothing for you and sell for next to no gold.

My personal most useless item are bolts and arrows, but bow and crossbow users will think different.
 
I don´t think any kind of claw weapon should win this, as I have used the cappiest of these, just in order to be able to make use of the claw block. In order to be completely useless, the item should not be socketable, have high requirements, do nothing for you and sell for next to no gold.

My personal most useless item are bolts and arrows, but bow and crossbow users will think different.

1% mf grand charm. By the time these start dropping, you can pick up armors that sell for a lot more than the charm will... and really. 1%? When the minimum on a small charm is like 3 or 4?



 
1% mf grand charm. By the time these start dropping, you can pick up armors that sell for a lot more than the charm will... and really. 1%? When the minimum on a small charm is like 3 or 4?

I love 1% mf GC's, they can help you hit the critical 213%mf bp.:badteeth:



 
How about a cracked shrunken head with no automods then? Whichever is the first to drop. It's worse then a starting buckler, right?

Isn't it block rate is better than a buckler?



 
Items 100% unusable:
ethereal items with 0 durability.
0 gold piles.

Items 99.9% unusable
cracked dagger
cracked wand (no skills)
 
Its not a cracked eth sash, because if you find it from the first monster you kill untwinked you pick it up and use it.

No, I won't.

I've never heard of anyone using Firelizards (although they're a popular target for muggers) or the Battle Cestus. I doubt anyone uses Dragonscale. Or Vidala's bow. Or the Arctic bow. Or Leadcrow.

The crappiest item is 1 Gold.



 
No, I won't.

I've never heard of anyone using Firelizards (although they're a popular target for muggers) or the Battle Cestus. I doubt anyone uses Dragonscale. Or Vidala's bow. Or the Arctic bow. Or Leadcrow.

The crappiest item is 1 Gold.

I've used all of those bows/crossbows during leveling runs, and know someone who swears by his blade fury sin with shadow killer. Firelizard's I've seen in use on a couple fire trappers.



 
Well, I'm sure every item has been used at one point or another by someone. That doesn't make it useful, except to the person using it at the moment.
 
I used dual +3 firelizard's for my fire claws assassin. There's nothing better.
Shadow killers are awesome, it's like having a holy freeze aura. Arctic bow (and set) is awesome twink gear for bowzons.

Dragonscale is a hard sell, but the marrowwalks bug used to make for a somewhat viable pally fireballer.

Vidala's is just worse than arctic, but if you found it before arctic, it would be better than stuff you find.
 
The crappiest item is a broken grey eth normal 8 space item with 1 socket, you cannot use it because it's broken, you cannot repair it because it's eth, you cannot runeword it because it has 1 socket, it takes a full 6 spaces in your inventory and still only sells for crappy 1 gold. I'd pic a 0 gold heap over it any day as atleast that doesn't fill my inventory with unusable crap.

Beat that :tongue: :laugh:
 
The crappiest item is a broken grey eth normal 6 space item with 1 socket, you cannot use it because it's broken, you cannot repair it because it's eth, you cannot runeword it because it has 1 socket, it takes a full 6 spaces in your inventory and still only sells for crappy 1 gold. I'd pic a 0 gold heap over it any day.

Beat that :tongue:

Nah, a broken grey ethereal normal 8 space item with 1 socket will win that ez



 
Nah, a broken grey ethereal normal 8 space item with 1 socket will win that ez
oops :azn: *I didn't edit my post to make myself correct, I was correct all along!!!!1, Eve changed it in the quote!!* :jig:

(was thinking of a polearm when I wrote it, acctually made on of these crap items once, first time I've had real use of impale ...)



 
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