The Kbob's Great Trangs Giveaway

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The Kbob's Great Trangs Giveaway

Dat's right kiddies, Legendary necros went flop due to times and such, so I have a few extra Trang-Oul's set on USEast Non-Ladder.

At first I tossed around the idea of what could people do to earn these awards. We thought of an essay contest for most needed newb or just a "foax" History report on the art of Necromancy... soo...

I have decided that there will be 2 different categories for you free FULL Trangs Set:

1) You must find a Flash animation that meets these criteria:

a) I have not seen it yet.
b) It has to be of good standards and must be really interesting or down right hilarious

Sample: Bananaphonage!


2) Write a small essay (500 words or less) on either:

a) Why I'm and Uber Newbie and Should get a free set

or

b) The history of Necromancy through the ages (Humerous please!)

Bouns points will be awarded to someone who can creativly combine the two :thumbsup:.


I will let this competition run till early next week due to a very busy weekend for me.

THERE ARE 4 COMPLETE TRANG-SETS TO BE WON! If one poster is outright hilarious, I may even give a away the only Full 1.10 Set, but we shall see.

The judging will be done by Me, Memememe173, Necrochild313, MadMantis, Ash-Housewares, and any other of the vets who wish to do so. I will make a seperate thread with at least the top 10 sumbitants and we will vote on the top 4 then.

Enjoy and let the competition begin!
 
That was rather good.:o

Two thumbs up on the find, I hadn't seen that before.
(not that I had looked but... :cheesy: )
 
Well son it was like this......

When I was a child my ol' grandad gave me this here 'Thing a ma Nercomancy' in a gilt box and told me "Any time yew git in a fix wit yer gal yew jus whip this 'Thing a ma Necromancy' out and show er how it works.

Now i ax ol gran da..How do it work?

An he sad "well..ifen it dark, the sparks will fly like them thar lighten buggers, then thar are green colors everywhere and then there are all them corpu, er corpus, er um courpses jus poppin up everywhare an then yew ol gal ...well she jus jump right in yer ol' arms and yew can comence a kissin her al ya want, see.

So i said "So how we git such a thing as this 'Thing a ma Necromancy"

Well.. ur ol' gran da, well he tell me what hisen pa left this story from one of his forefathers.


"Twas long long ago in the days of Knights and Damsels. I was yet a young Squire to a Great Paladin who called himself, 'The Fist of God'. Now the great Fister (as I called him behind his back) had a certian weekness. What, good Sir, was this weakness you my well ask! Tis a weakness for a lively young lass at the local tavern who went by the name 'Mary'. Now Mary was a bonnie young girl and full of fire. Mary was not the only arrow in Fisters quiver though. There was another by the name Lady Martha who had given good old Fister her favor (ie; a hankie). Well...one night after a rough day jousting with assorted tall, short and stout knights, Fister rode across the glen to the castle to call on Martha. In the darkness as passion flamed
the conversation went like this;

Martha; "James" (you see his first name was James which is why she called him so)
Fister: "Mary"
Martha: "James!"
Fister: "Mary!"
Marth: "JAMES"
Fister: "Oh Mary"
Martha: "J A M E S !!!"
Fister: "Oh CRAP, Er No!, I Mean Martha!, Oh No!, Oh..." Well you can guess the rest.

Well I can see you must question as to why this comes to pass in relation the the 'Thing a ma Necromancy"

Good old Fister (The not so great, and certainly not the Fist of God {at least not that night!}), needed some help. So in his fervent need he went to a small village to a man by the name of Gheed. There he spent a day and a night and a day gambling his vast treasure of gold until at last he obtained to the 'Thing a ma Necromancy" Having successfully gotten his most treasured desire he returned to Lady Martha to impress her but to no avail. However, Mary was so taken she agree to betrothal at once.

So at the wedding I begged a boon of my Knight and he gavest it to me seeing as he had need of it no more."


So now, son ima givin it to yew for yew ta use and impress alla yr gal friends at that thar fancy skool yewins goin to, gilt box an all.

Um... Thanks, Dad but TheKbob is giving away an entire trangs set for free, however, I will add this fine looking wand in the gilt box to the set and will be sure to impress someone!

(So folks now you know the tale of Necromancy and when you see sparks fly and green glows and the bodies of the undead blow to bits....Ill be kissing the cutest babes and my fancy "skool"!!)
 
Amazing what people do for free items, if you really want some trang pieces and you dont feel like writing an essay, /msg me *smokey[dead] on US East NL.
 
doesn't really fit the scope of the contest but could be inspirational to other diablo based stories and I just felt like sharing, my short story about Isenhart

Ash Housewares said:
Isenhart was a poor farmer who had seen all of his neighbors move away to found mines to extract various precious metals which they forged into armor of immense power. Isenhart had made a pledge to his dying father that he would honor the family name and forever uphold the land the family had owned for centuries, but the tempting fates of his neighbors proved to be too much. Seeing their success he sold his farm and set out on his own and searched for 20 years for the perfect mine to finance the armory that would define his legacy. Outside the city of Kurast he made his discovery, a **** fountain, a fountain that would supply him with endless **** and finance his **** armory. Exhausted from his lengthy search Isenhart had little choice but to take that which was given him and forge his **** armory in great abundance. The more he worked the more he realized that the supply of **** was endless and he came to understand that he had been bound as a slave to the **** and that he was doomed to the eternal crafting of **** which was to be shipped off to the Durance of Hate in great abundance. And so you know now the tale of the fall of Isenhart; that for all eternity his name is to be linked to ****.
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wonder boy said:
these are funny all of them really, but i like these ones http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/mydog.htm
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/burger.htm
and www.monkeymofo.com, though you might have seen them [not in it for the trang's but if i win :worship: ] wonder
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Have heard the dog before...

The BK one was painful to watch...

No websites... one is evil and wierd and the other is a broken link.

I can't judge that essay because I can't understand it. :rolleyes:

The *** bar I have only seen when it has Bush Vs. Blaire, that one was good, but Bonus points if someone can find a Bush vs. Blaire *** Bar flash... man that thing was great!

*Borrows NC's yardstick*

*Glues thumbtacs to it*

*hits Dracoy*

:drool:

*pops off pointy tacs*

*hits Kaz*

Kaz, Rokemon was great, but you are loaded.... Don't start that crap with me! You should give me stuff :lol:

Olag is in the lead in my books.

Zero_Hour is not on the books... you have to choose an actual flash and not a site... but bonus points for a site I haven't known yet.

~Kbob
 
I thought this video was pretty funny, even if I don't exactly agree with it...

http://****itall/bsh/

Also, please know that I need this set. Ever since I got DII, I've had nothing but bad luck. Even when I built a high-level character, it turned out I'd missed some calculations and had to start over again. I've come up with many, many builds that I realized too late were ludicrous; the Sanctuary palading, the Inferno sorceress, the all-Raven druid...

When I fail, I truly fail. I've been stuck for weeks trying to get a character through Travincal, because not only do I suck, I have no friends to help me. So here I am with my Psychic Hammer Assassin, trying desperately to kill hordes of Flayers and even find Kurast, when I die yet another time.

Just the other day, my Hardcore Grim Totem Barbarian was killed in a duel by someone 20 levels below him. Now, is that fair? No! I have horrible luck. That's why I need this set.

Do not take the above essay literally
 
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