OT: *picks up a handful of cream cheese...*

Serdash

Serdash

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OT: *picks up a handful of cream cheese...*

*and throws it in lone_wolf's face*





FOOOOOOOOD FIIIIIIGHT!

:surprise:

*gets out the catapult and dinner rolls*

This is war!
 
Hold up! There can't be a food fight without me. I'm Greek damn it! Let me get some Feta Cheese and I'll be right back.




Takis (El_Greco)
 
whoehoe, we are in business ^^

*inspects his trout for durability, sweeps the dust of his banana clusterbomb, we ready baby, bring it on!!*

throws a apple in serdash crouch

yeah thats right baby, we going below the belt immediatlly :teeth:
 
Oh, is it, now? *grins evilly as she readies the chocolate pudding-cannon*

Just to get things started...hope you like Cadbury's.

*starts lobbing Caramel Cadbury Egg grenades*
 
*flings a large quantity* of dinner rolls in strijdje's direction*

*loads the catapult up with jell-o cubes and sends them flying*








* large quantity is greater than or equal to eight million
 
Serdash said:
*flings a large quantity* of dinner rolls in strijdje's direction*

*loads the catapult up with jell-o cubes and sends them flying*
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*avoids them all in bullet-time*

ow it's ON!! *throws his bananacluster bow in the crowd, rushes out the door and locks it...


*muahaha they are doomed, doomed i tell you!!*
 
*defenestrates the bananacluster*

Don't be so cheap, strijdje. ;)

*turns on the super vaccume and sucks strijdje back in the room*

We're just getting started!

*slams a pie directly in strijdje's face and runs*
 
*i_marsolek walks into the room totally immersed in his own thoughts..."Why is my voice so different?" "Why do I look so good?" "Why do I have a bruise on my face?" "Why do I smell like fish..no wait that smells like strijdje Trout!" "That son of a....suddenly 60lbs of pudding land on his head. He finally snaps out of his own thoughts and sees strijdje laughing at him from 20 feet away, still weilding that smelly trout. "Laugh will he, let's see how he handles this week old egg salad." Immeadiately he starts violently catapulting handful after gooey handful of week old egg salad in Strijdje's direction.*
 
*calmly sets up his rotten-egg gatling gun*

*thinks to self, "this is gonna suck."*

*shrugs... begins firing at random over the forum*
 
Ha! my Applepie beats all of you!
**Runs in, waves the applepie about, PK's a few n00bs and runs off, giggling like a school girl.**
 
I'm back! Starts throwing Feta Cheese at everybody.

Suddenly everyone stops and begin to sniff the air, trying to figure out who "Cut the Cheese". :scratch:

Embarrassed, Takis point to strijdje and his dead fish. :idea:


Everyone turns on strijdje :lol:



Takis (El_Greco)
 
*microwaves a brick of cheese and dumps it on strijdje with exrtreme prejudice(sp?)*


"HAHAHA THATS FOR OWNING MY LOW LEVEL DUELER NOOB!"


*walks out twitching every few steps and thinking only one word...OWNED*
 
*pokes his head into the room only to be hit in the face by a stray egg from whomhead's gatling gun... blinks* this means war...

*ducks out and comes back all stealthy like, wielding Ninja Jaffa Cakes of Doom, and throwing them all around*
 
Hmmm, seems to me that the feline food groops have been severely neglected.

*runs to kitchen, feverishly opens lazy-susan, throws various non-perishable items through the air in the attempt to find....*

Ah, yes!! Flaked Tuna with Cheesy Bits!!!! Pulls the tabs on this massive stink grenade and lobs haphazardly (It doesn't need to hit anyone to do massive amounts of damage)
 
phhhh damn serdash attacking me while im in mp games.

now lets end the fight :idea:


dumps old fermented Baltic herring on serdash

and quickly runs from thread throwing gasmask to stormwolf
 
after stealing some from her Swedish partner, HBB sprays the crowd with filmjölk (if you have to ask, you don't wanna know) clearing out much of the room.
 
HBeachBabe said:
after stealing some from her Swedish partner, HBB sprays the crowd with filmjölk (if you have to ask, you don't wanna know) clearing out much of the room.
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filmjölk mums

grab a bowl and add some sugar to the filmjölk and have a very early breakfast

thanks HBB
 
*grabs the gas mask tossed her way by her gracious Comrade-in-Arms*

Woot! Thanks, friend.

*covers L_W so he can enjoy a wonderful breakfast, firing frosting and cotton-candy bombs*

And now, to make life ESPECIALLY interesting...

*opens and upends two bags of varying-sized jawbreakers* Enjoy, folks. *grins evilly*
 
*finish breakfrast and stand up and starts tossing haggis bombs at the other combatants*


feel the wrath of the scotts :lol:

*grabs a carrot sniper rifle and targets takis*

hey look here takis

*FIRE*

:innocent:
 
*looks over at L_W*

Dude, you DO realize I'm part Scottish, right? :p

That said...*brings out her Scottish Fury Salsa bombs*

Let's add a bit of SPICE to tonight's events, shall we? *grins especially evilly*
 
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