Diablo Poetry

Kitteh1

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Diablo Poetry

So, this is something I've been wanting to do for a while, but never got round to it. I intend to create a blog for it eventually.

This is just the first draft and will obviously be worked on, but I wanted to get the basic model of my first one done. I was wondering what you guys think, and if you believe it works :wave:



"This tower shall be cleansed of evil

Through mist and time, stands the rugged ruin
A tower of despair, and thorough tuition
For baths of blood, or sin of terror
Dark Elizabeth, your reflection spawns
She holds the key
I progress

The victim of lust, and that of pleasure
Upon these stones they surely stood
Thoughts of death, a path to peace
Vermin of late, still feed on flesh
She knows the truth
I progress

Virgin breath and virgin sweat
Entangled amongst the dying scent
Twisted tunnels, encaved in lore
Stories spoken here, rarely heard
She is not here!
I progress

The tunnels are endless!
The smell is putrid, my nostrils flare
I must push, I must push!
So far I see no end to this lair!
She hides beyond
I progress

Eyes, teeth, dust of their bones!
No my lord, do not, I pray do not
I twist and I parry, the mind!
She fools your mind m'lord!
She falters
I progress

No more, is my mind her play
This grail you shall not claim!
The jewel beneath my feet, it shines
Grant me strength, lest I falter once more
She cannot be far
I progress

This pit is no place for a theif
Gold galore m'lord, no Waheed, move on
I dash, I swipe, I block and I slice!
The smoke clouds my vision
The gold strikes my shield
Loot as sharp as my own blade falls
I dodge and I grab and I crash!
Breath returns, refreshing my thoughts
I sit, I weep and I pray

I've earned the right to this abandoned trove"
 
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I've got a question, Emperor.
How many syllables does 'shuffling' have?
Shuf - ful - ing
Shuf ' fling

Corpsefire can also change?
Corpse-fyre?
Corpse-fi-err

Sorry. :)
 
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Rhymes in poetry are like boobs on women. Not mandatory, but you better have them if you want me to look.

...

I can't believe I just said that.
 
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There is only one legitimate form of poetry: The limerick. Since I can't think of a location in the game rhyming with "Timbuktu" this is the best I can offer:

There once was a guard in the Palace
Who rested and drank from his chalice
When he put down his Grief
Along came a thief
And replaced his fine sword with a Malice

Thank you, thank you.
 
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I've got a question, Emperor.
How many syllables does 'shuffling' have?
Shuf - ful - ing
Shuf ' fling

Corpsefire can also change?
Corpse-fyre?
Corpse-fi-err

Sorry. :)

Shuffling has two syllables with a blood alcohol of <0.08-0.10, three with any greater. The number of syllables in "Corpsefire" can be amended to fit the scheme.

Now begone, philistine! *has artistic flounce off*



 
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Are you saying I drink too much? Hehe - I always pronounce shuffling with three syllables: shuh'fel'ing (or something.) And so do these guys (at 3:40,) although, maybe they were drinking...

Argh! The more I consider it, the more I think I would normally pronounce it with two syllables. :confused:

But maybe you've studied poetry/japanese haikus more than my basic understanding from school, I think haikus are meant to have 5, 7, then 5 syllables. 'Shuffling undead killer of fools' still, kinda has eight. Sorry./?
 
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