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-==Act One Dialogues==
+==Greetings==
+:''Farewell.''
+:''Goodbye.''
+:''Good day.''
+:''Good evening.''
+:''Good morning.''
+:''Good to see you again. Since the Rogues have been moving back into their monastery, they haven't been buying anything from me!''
+:''Greetings.''
+:''Hello.''
+:''Let's deal, my friend.''
+:''May I help you?''
+:''I need your help.''
+:''What'cha need?''
+:''Yes?''
+==Dialogues==
 ===Introduction===
 :''Good day to you partner! I'm Gheed and I can already tell that I'll be your best friend in this forsaken camp.''
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 :''Now, now, now... Don't be shy, all of my items are guaranteed for life and come with a two-day warranty!''
-'''Necromancer-only Introduction'''
+'''Necromancer only'''
 :''A Necromancer! I hoped I'd never have to lay my eyes on one of your kind again. ... The recent troubles in this area have brought out all kinds, I see. Nevertheless, your money's good...''
 :''A spare weapon, some gold, a small gem is all I want in exchange for the equipment you'll need on whatever quests you might undertake!''
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 :''I would sooner micturate in a tankard of my own ale than journey to Tristram!''
-===Early Return===
+'''Return'''
-Barking up the wrong tree, huh? You'll find it, just keep looking.
+:''Barking up the wrong tree, huh? You'll find it, just keep looking.''
+'''Return (with scroll)'''
+:''Look, friend... I trade a lot of strange items, but I'm not going to start dealing in bark. Okay?''
+'''Return (after scroll)'''
+:''I'm told that Tristram now resembles a mead hall... after a Barbarian wedding! I will wait here for your most glorious return.''
+'''Completion'''
+:''Ah, Cain is here... another customer. I haven't been this pleased since a love-starved maiden let down a bit more than her hair.''
-===Return with bark of Inifuss===
-Look, friend... I trade a lot of strange items, but I'm not going to start dealing in bark. Okay?
-===Reached Tristram===
+===[[The Forgotten Tower]]===
-I'm told that Tristram now resembles a mead hall... after a Barbarian wedding! I will wait here for your most glorious return.
+'''After Activation'''
+:''The only wealth you're likely to find there is a wealth of vermin.''
-===Success===
+'''Return'''
-Ah, Cain is here... another customer. I haven't been this pleased since a love-starved maiden let down a bit more than her hair.
+:''Guess what! I've named a boil on my ass after you. It, too, bothers me every time I sit down.''
+'''Completion'''
+:''Warriv's advice is like corpse gas; it befouls the air for a moment and then it disappears.''
-==The Forgotten Tower==
+===[[Tools of the Trade]]===
+'''After Activation'''
+:''Charsi talks of nothing anymore, but this Horadric Malus. Between you and her my ears need a rest.''
+:''Just find it and bring it back quickly.''
-===After Given===
+'''Return'''
-The only wealth you're likely to find there is a wealth of vermin.
+:''I have heard that you bear us no Malus.''
-===Early Return===
+'''Completion'''
-Guess what! I've named a boil on my ass after you. It, too, bothers me every time I sit down.
+:''I guess it's too late to take back some of the names I called you.''
-===Success===
-Warriv's advice is like corpse gas; it befouls the air for a moment and then it disappears.
+===[[Sisters to the Slaughter]]===
+'''After Activation'''
+:''You're going after Andariel?''
+:''... One of my wagon wheels is in need of repair. I'll be under the wagon, if I'm needed.''
-==Tools of the Trade==
+'''Return'''
+:''Have you stumbled upon that Demon Queen, yet? I hear she's quite the beauty... as far as Maidens of Anguish go, that is.''
-===After Given===
+'''Completion'''
-Charsi talks of nothing anymore, but this Horadric Malus. Between you and her my ears need a rest. Just find it and bring it back quickly. I have offered my nomadic phallus, but to no avail.
+:''I'm going to party like it's 999!''
-===Early Return===
-I have heard that you bear us no Malus. (laughs)
-===Success===
+===Gossip===
-I guess it's too late to take back some of the names I called you.
+'''General'''
+:''Andariel's demonic forces have taken up residence in the forests as well as the Monastery. Uh-uh. I won't be venturing out of the camp. So, if you need anything, I'll be right here.''
+:''When - or if - I get to Lut Gholein, I'm going to find the largest bowl of Narlant weed and smoke 'til all earthly sense has left my body.''
-==Sisters to the Slaughter==
+'''About [[Akara]]'''
+:''Akara and Kashya are Sisters in the Order of the Sightless Eye, but they are worlds apart. Akara is a slow river of magic, and Kashya, a viper of war. They're both deeply devoted to their religious order, yet the corruption of their Sisters pains them both to no end.''
-===After Given===
+'''About [[Charsi]]'''
-You're going after Andariel? ... One of my wagon wheels is in need of repair. I'll be under the wagon, if I'm needed.
+:''Charsi is a fine girl..., but she has no business savvy! I know she means well, but the prices she charges for weapons and armor will never earn her a profit.''
+:''As long as I keep filling her mind with stories of adventure, she'll never catch on to the fact that I'm raking in gold hand over fist!''
-===Early Return===
+'''About [[Deckard Cain]]'''
-Have you stumbled upon that Demon Queen, yet? I hear she's quite the beauty... as far as Maidens of Anguish go, that is.
+:''That old coot, Cain, is as crazy as a wet Quill Rat. I hear he survived whatever happened in Tristram. Personally, I wouldn't trust a thing he has to say.''
-===Success===
+'''About [[Kashya]]'''
-I'm going to party like it's 999!
+:''Akara and Kashya are Sisters in the Order of the Sightless Eye, but they are worlds apart. Akara is a slow river of magic, and Kashya, a viper of war. They're both deeply devoted to their religious order, yet the corruption of their Sisters pains them both to no end.''
+'''About [[Warriv]]'''
+:''Warriv was kind enough to let me travel with his caravan, but don't let him drag you into a search for a new Eastern trade route.''
+:''I'm making a fortune right here... from the Rogues, of course! You, on the other hand, always get my best prices!''
-==Gossips==
+'''Necromancer only'''
-Akara and Kashya are Sisters in the Order of the Sightless Eye, but they are worlds apart.  Akara is a slow river of magic, and Kashya, a viper of war.  They’re both deeply devoted to their religious order, yet the corruption of their sisters pains them both to no end.
+:''Don't think you can fool me, Necromancer. I've seen what your kind can do. If you're involved in any of the evil out there, I don't even want to know. Trade quickly and be about your business!''
-When – or if – I get to Lut Gholein, I’m going to find the largest bowl of Narlant weed and smoke ‘til all earthly sense has left my body.
-Charsi is a fine girl...but she has no business savvy!  I know she means well, but the prices she charges for weapons and armor will never earn her a profit. As long as I keep filling her head with stories of adventure, she’ll never catch on to the fact that I’m raking in gold hand over fist!
+===Gossip (about Gheed)===
+'''From [[Akara]]'''
+:''To be honest, I have done my best to stay clear of Gheed. He wears dishonesty about himself like a cloak and seeks only to better his situation by preying on the misfortunes of others.''
-Andariel’s demonic forces have taken up residence in the forests as well as the Monastery.  Uh-uh.  I won’t be venturing out of the camp.  So, if you need anything, I’ll be right here.
+'''From [[Charsi]]'''
+:''Oh, I like Gheed. He's very funny. He has all sorts of interesting stories from the places he's been. I wish I could see the sights he has.''
-Warriv was kind enough to let me travel with his caravan, but don’t let him drag you into a search for a new Eastern trade route.  I’m making a fortune right here...from the Rogues, of course!  You, on the other hand, always get my best prices!
+'''From [[Kashya]]'''
+:''Gheed is a pig. I've been tempted to throw him out of the camp many times, but Charsi seems to think that he's good company. I don't trust the man, but if she's comforted by him, then I'll desist.''
-That old coot, Cain, is as crazy as a wet quill rat. I hear he survived whatever happened in Tristram. Personally, I wouldn't trust a thing he has to say.
+'''From [[Warriv]]'''
+:''Gheed is a wandering merchant of questionable character who is traveling along with my caravan to the East. He will buy and sell most anything.''
+:''He's greedy, but his wares are beyond reproach. I would suggest keeping both eyes open when you deal with him.''
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