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-'''Bovine Plate<br>
+'''Bovine Plate'''<br>
 (Plate Mail)<br>
 Armor Class: 150<br>
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 Durability: Indestructible
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-===Strategy Tips===
+==Strategy Tips==
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-{{Template:D1 Quests}}
+==Quest Dialog==
-{{Template:Diablo items}}
+===Activation===
+'''Complete Nut'''
+:'''First Encounter'''
+::''Moo.''
+:'''Second Encounter'''
+::''I said, moo.''
+:'''Third Encounter'''
+::''Look I'm just a cow, ok?.''
+:'''Fourth Encounter'''
+::''All right, all right. I'm not really a cow. I don't normally go around like this; but, I was sitting at home minding my own business and all of a sudden these bugs & vines & bulbs & stuff started coming out of the floor... It was horrible! If only I had something normal to wear, it wouldn't be so bad. Hey! Could you go back to my place and get my suit for me? The brown one, not the gray one, that's for evening wear. I'd do it myself, but I don't want anyone seeing me like this. Here, take this, you might need it... To kill those things that have overgrown everything. You can't miss my house. It's just south of the fork in the river... You know... The one with the overgrown vegetable garden.''
+===Townsfolk===
+'''Complete Nut'''
+:'''Return'''
+::''What are you waisting time for? Go get my suit! And hurry! That holstein over there keeps winking at me!''
+:'''Return (with gray suit)'''
+::''No no no no! This is my gray suit! It's for evenig wear! Formal occasion! I can't wear this. What are you, some kind of Weirdo? I need the brown suit.''
+===Others===
+'''Complete Nut (if you are under lvl 15 or haven't reached the caves)'''
+:'''First Return'''
+::''Look. I'm a cow. And you, you're monster bait. Get some experience under your belt! we'll talk.''
+:'''Second Return'''
+::''Me, I'm a self-made cow. Make something of yourself, and... then we'll talk.''
+:'''Third Return'''
+::''I don't have to explain myself to every tourist that walks by! Don't you have some monsters to kill? Maybe we'll talk later. If you live...''
+:'''Fourth Return'''
+::''Quit bugging me. I'm looking for someone really heroic. And you're not it. I can't trust you, you're going to get eaten by monsters any day now... I need someone who's an experienced hero.''
+===Completion===
+'''Complete Nut'''
+:''Ahh, that's much better. Whew! At last, some dignity! Are my antlers on straight? Good. Look, thanks a lot for helping me out. Here, take this as a gift; and, you know... A little fashion tip... You could use a little... You could use a new... Yknowwhatimean? The whole adventurer motif is just so... Retro. Just a word of advice, eh? Ciao.''
+{{D1 Quests}}
+{{Diablo items}}
 [[category:D1 Quests]]