Dave in the basement
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The Ultimate Barbarian's triumphant return(s) to the hallowed halls of the SPF. H4x free, of course. 
Your worst D2 joke
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Sir Lister of Smeg
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"Put it were the sun don't shine"
"What? I didn't get to the Lost City yet"
"What? I didn't get to the Lost City yet"
farting bob
Banned
- I really enjoy the communtiy on bnet chat.
- Diablo walked into a bar. "ouch".
- Look, a lvl 99 WW barb, in just a week!
- the great marsh.
- Duriel runs for it3mz.
water_moon
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Darkwell said:
I found a Zod, now where do I find an Eld?
HBeachBabe
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without a doubt, the single worst Diablo joke is:
"This magic ring does me no good"
yeah, well, you moronic wanna-be Yoda, what makes you think it does me any good either?
"This magic ring does me no good"
yeah, well, you moronic wanna-be Yoda, what makes you think it does me any good either?
Dave in the basement said:The Ultimate Barbarian's triumphant return(s) to the hallowed halls of the SPF. H4x free, of course.
By the way where is The Ultimate Barbarian I was idle from diablo ii for about 4 months and I knew there was something going with that kid before where has he gone?
Disco-neck Ted
The Dark Library
Ha. Bad as that is, when Anya says, "I had Larzuk craft this specially for you" and then gives a crappy spear to your bowazon... that just makes the veins burst out of my forehead with mirth. Wasn't she paying any attention AT ALL when you rescued her???HBeachBabe said:
Probably a good thing that stabbing NPCs in the heart is generally impossible.
NefariousNothing
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Was watching SW Ep. 3.. [don't read on if you haven't seen it], and the part where the Sith leader guy goes "I sense Darth Vader is in danger" or somesuch.. after Vader's been fighting Obi for like.. the last fifteen minutes. I turned to my friend next to me and said: "Wow, the force must be laggy today."
Yeah, I hit myself for even remembering that.
Love,
C
Yeah, I hit myself for even remembering that.
Love,
C
Spoiler alert!!!!NefariousNothing said:Was watching SW Ep. 3.. [don't read on if you haven't seen it], and the part where the Sith leader guy goes "I sense Darth Vader is in danger" or somesuch.. after Vader's been fighting Obi for like.. the last fifteen minutes. I turned to my friend next to me and said: "Wow, the force must be laggy today."
Yeah, I hit myself for even remembering that.
Love,
C
Dam you dam you dam you XDoomasX said:Spoiler alert!!!!
<spoiler>
Darth Vader is actually the father of Luke Skywalker.
</spoiler>
And the worst D2 joke has to be patch 1.07. About 30% of the items aren't droppable by monsters, some aren't droppable at all (hydra bow), a select few items are incredibly overpowered (vita items, Valkwing, +40 max dmg GC's) and some were utterly useless (everything else).
DurfBarian
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Two necromancers board a ship for Kurast. Each of them is carrying two dead cave leapers. Meshif looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
DurfBarian
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Witch Doctor Endugu sent his son into the jungle to kill a thorned hulk bare-handed to prove he would be a worthy successor when the time came. While the son was gone, Endugu was slain by a roving party of Amazons.
"Do you think the new witch doctor will want his father's big granite seat?" one old lady wondered aloud. "I wouldn't want to sit on something so hard, it would make me sore."
"Maybe we should put it up in Endugu's attic until his son gets back. We'll let him decide if he wants to keep it around."
When the son returned with the thorned hulk's bark, he went into his father's hut to show him his trophy. Just then, the rock chair came crashing through the thatch ceiling, killing him.
The moral?
People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
"Do you think the new witch doctor will want his father's big granite seat?" one old lady wondered aloud. "I wouldn't want to sit on something so hard, it would make me sore."
"Maybe we should put it up in Endugu's attic until his son gets back. We'll let him decide if he wants to keep it around."
When the son returned with the thorned hulk's bark, he went into his father's hut to show him his trophy. Just then, the rock chair came crashing through the thatch ceiling, killing him.
The moral?
People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
Disco-neck Ted
The Dark Library
Durf must be punished!
Q: Which monster would you be if you picked up every rune?
A: You'd be Eldritch. (Eld rich)
Knocker: *knock knock*
Elzix: Who's there?
Knocker: Atma.
Elzix: 'Atma' who?
Knocker: At must've hurt when yer eye was poked out you freaking cyclops!"
Q: Which monster would you be if you picked up every rune?
A: You'd be Eldritch. (Eld rich)
Knocker: *knock knock*
Elzix: Who's there?
Knocker: Atma.
Elzix: 'Atma' who?
Knocker: At must've hurt when yer eye was poked out you freaking cyclops!"
bill_n_opus1
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Okay you guys, you're missing your true calling(s).
