The Noodle Compound V. 2.0

[kamap]

I'll drink to that.

 

[Gorny]

And another for the rest of us!

Served cold in a rug mug.

 

[Noodle]

I don't know which is healthier, but a grilled cheese sandwich just tastes better than a boiled one.

 

[Nokk]

Can't beat a good grilled cheese

 

[kamap]

Yes you can, take a whacking stick and beat that grilled cheese.

 

[Dredd]

Yes you can, take a whacking stick and beat that grilled cheese.

Grilled cheese is for eating not beating, you crumb! Stop playing violent video games!

Spoiler

 

[kamap]

@Dredd What about the leftovers? You can beat those right?
I can't, I've been playing violent video games since d2 came out, I can't stop now, I'm addicted, I'll die if I stop.

 

[Gorny]

I don't know which is healthier, but a grilled cheese sandwich just tastes better than a boiled one.

What about a molten cheeseburger?

 

[Gorny]

I miss the days when our uniforms just consisted of a green jumpsuit and a pointy stick.

there ya go

 

[kamap]

What about a molten cheeseburger?

How would you get the meat to be molten?

 

[Gorny]

How would you get the meat to be molten?

You don't.

It's the cheese actually. When you make burgers from scratch, divide the raw meat for one burger into two portions, and flatten into patties. Put the cheese between the two portions and seal so it doesn't leak when cooking. Cook completely. The cheese will be "molten" on the inside of the burger.

 

[kamap]

Yeah but a molten cheeseburger implies its all molten, no?

 

[Gorny]

I can get some lava for you.

 

[kamap]

Does that melt the meat, bun and relish?

 

[Gorny]

Relish???????

On a burger?

 

[kamap]

Some burgers have it or lettuce, tomato, other vegetables or pickles. All kinds of things are added to burgers.

 

[Noodle]

That reminds me, you should never order a cup of Joe from someone named Joe, because he can legally full that cup with whatever he wants.

 

[Gorny]

I'll remember that next time some guy named Joe is selling cups of Joe.

...and also rugs.

 

[Gorny]

Ne

Some burgers have it or letuce, tomato, other vegetables or pickles. All kinds of things are added to burgers.

never heard of "letuce"

...and never in a million years relish on a burger.

 

[kamap]

Added the extra t to letuce.
Yeah I'm not fond of relish on a burger but there are people that like it, I do like a slice or two of pickle on a burger.