The Noodle Compound V. 2.0

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Excellent, can I borrow one of your fine rugs? What do you recommend for a Champion Lion Dragon.

Good question - too many killers use a "one rug fits all" philosophy. Rookies. A true professional will tailor the rug to fit the specific victim. For this fine gentleman, I would recommend the "Majestic Lion Dorm Room Area Rug."

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Good question - too many killers use a "one rug fits all" philosophy. Rookies. A true professional will tailor the rug to fit the specific victim. For this fine gentleman, I would recommend the "Majestic Lion Dorm Room Area Rug."

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Excellent recommendation Noodle, as always. If the rug doesn't fit, you must acquit, thats my moto, or wait thats not right.

You can't use a standard for every person, customization is an important part to every murder.


 
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On a totally unrelated note:

Leo said she tried to get internet access at her new place. The cable guy came over (she said he was extremely cute!) and well... long story short, he has taken her wireless modem hostage and won't give it back until she does some personal favors for him. She will be *cough* tied up so to speak for the next week, but should be able to *cough* finish and will be rejoining us all afterwards!
 
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Maybe you don't have to wrap it up... I hear staple guns are a cool fun toy!

Stegs, pretty sure you don't want to be this particular cable guy... I'm about to go over there and "save" Leo from this menace! You don't want to be in that situation do you?
 
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But once they are securely stapled to the rug, you're free to roll them up in whatever way you desire! It just adds some flexibility to the mix! :D

I have sex with dead penguins, you really think anything stegs can put on the table will bother me at this point?
 

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