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The Noodle Compound V. 2.0
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Random ways to torture Noodle:
1. Put ketchup on a bird and then whisper Noodle's true name in it's ear. The bird will start spinning in circles until it passes out. So will Noodle but he wont know why.
2. Dump bags of crushed Doritos on Noodle's bed while he sleeps. Whenever Noodle comes in contact with a Dorito; a static shock will occur.
3. Draw a circle of salt around Noodle's bed. Noodle cannot cross a salt line and when combined with the Doritos above, will create a symphony of static discharges as Noodle continually rebounds off the salt barrier and onto the Doritos.
4. Put a bunch of cowboy hats on sticks inside Noodle's front lawn and wait for it...
5. Put a cardboard cut out of a mountain lion with glow in the dark eyes in Noodle's living room at 3:45 AM. Wait for Noodle's reaction.
6. Rubber band the sprayer on Noodle's kitchen sink. When he turns the water on, the sprayer will spray Noodle with cold water. I hear Noodle and water have some interesting reactions.
7. Secretly dig pit traps outside the doors to Noodle's house. Fill with water. Cover with landscaping material. Wait for Noodle to enjoy a dip.
8. Turn all of the rugs in Noodle's house one quarter turn counter clockwise.
9. Send Noodle a box labeled "Cowboy Dance Championship Competition" full of blank DVD's.
10. In the middle of snow season, secretly drug Noodle and then transport Noodle into any area currently experiencing a "winter storm". Wait for the fun to begin.
1. Put ketchup on a bird and then whisper Noodle's true name in it's ear. The bird will start spinning in circles until it passes out. So will Noodle but he wont know why.
2. Dump bags of crushed Doritos on Noodle's bed while he sleeps. Whenever Noodle comes in contact with a Dorito; a static shock will occur.
3. Draw a circle of salt around Noodle's bed. Noodle cannot cross a salt line and when combined with the Doritos above, will create a symphony of static discharges as Noodle continually rebounds off the salt barrier and onto the Doritos.
4. Put a bunch of cowboy hats on sticks inside Noodle's front lawn and wait for it...
5. Put a cardboard cut out of a mountain lion with glow in the dark eyes in Noodle's living room at 3:45 AM. Wait for Noodle's reaction.
6. Rubber band the sprayer on Noodle's kitchen sink. When he turns the water on, the sprayer will spray Noodle with cold water. I hear Noodle and water have some interesting reactions.
7. Secretly dig pit traps outside the doors to Noodle's house. Fill with water. Cover with landscaping material. Wait for Noodle to enjoy a dip.
8. Turn all of the rugs in Noodle's house one quarter turn counter clockwise.
9. Send Noodle a box labeled "Cowboy Dance Championship Competition" full of blank DVD's.
10. In the middle of snow season, secretly drug Noodle and then transport Noodle into any area currently experiencing a "winter storm". Wait for the fun to begin.
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Yes, it's just like cooking - put ALL your spices in whatever dish all at once. Fly your boss flag high. Weaker eaters may vomit - you're better off without them. Go get some curry leaves, some Ghost Peppers. I don't care if it's an oatmeal dish, you spice that bitch UP.
Also, if you're going to dig pit traps, be careful of the existing ones. Hey, we can dig tunnels between them, make some cocoa, watch Goonies, make s'mores. Trade sharpened stakes to fortify our respective pits. A murderous playdate.
Been up all night.
Should I be offended? I think I should. That's the only thing getting off though. No pun intended (I really had to stretch that one, I'm not that good with puns).
That is entirely too many rugs to turn.
First we need to do more tests, to find the answers to these pressings questions.
Does the werwolf need to be hit by the "moonrays" or does it just need to be the full moon?
Does the werewolf need to be on earth for the moon to affect it?
We can't really put a werewolf on the sun because the sun isn't solid. We'll just forget this pesky detail.
If it doesn't matter that the werewolf stay whole and healthy then I'd say it would be turned to ashes and then the ashes will also burn away, if we can fireproof the werewolf enough to actually put it "on" the sun first.
Else it will be ashes way before it actually reaches the sun.
If the werewolf does need to stay whole and healthy, we first need to find something that can withstand the heat of the sun and make breathing possible.
Then if it just needs to be a full moon where the werewolf is then I guess the werewolf will constantly be a werewolf, the sun makes the moon go full moon so it should contantly be a full moon when the werewolf is "on" the sun.
Does the werwolf need to be hit by the "moonrays" or does it just need to be the full moon?
Does the werewolf need to be on earth for the moon to affect it?
We can't really put a werewolf on the sun because the sun isn't solid. We'll just forget this pesky detail.
If it doesn't matter that the werewolf stay whole and healthy then I'd say it would be turned to ashes and then the ashes will also burn away, if we can fireproof the werewolf enough to actually put it "on" the sun first.
Else it will be ashes way before it actually reaches the sun.
If the werewolf does need to stay whole and healthy, we first need to find something that can withstand the heat of the sun and make breathing possible.
Then if it just needs to be a full moon where the werewolf is then I guess the werewolf will constantly be a werewolf, the sun makes the moon go full moon so it should contantly be a full moon when the werewolf is "on" the sun.
I got one of the best Xmas presents today!! Coming soon....
THE DUCK SQUAD.
THE DUCK SQUAD.
Noodle did not make it past New Years, the tomato paste was too much for him.
Alas @Noodle , I knew him well
Alas @Noodle , I knew him well