The Cloning Machine! Spring Time OT Thread!

[superdave]

WAIT TILL I GET CLEAR FIRST!!

*Kyubi runs out of flaming thread with shirt sleeve caught on fire*

go back for my kitten!!!!

 

[Sir EvilFreeSmeg]

go back for my kitten!!!!

Quick! Kill that kitten

fap fap fap fap fap

 

[Qbi]

*Kyubi runs back into flaming thread*

Kitten!?
Dave you jerk, you don't own a kitten!

 

[Qbi]

Quick! Kill that kitten

fap fap fap fap fap

Gross...
Smeg you big sick!
Yes I called you a verb.

 

[superdave]

*Kyubi runs back into flaming thread*

Kitten!?
Dave you jerk, you don't own a kitten!

i meant canary!!!

Quick! Kill that kitten

quick? i prefer to take my time...you know...light a few candles...put on some soft music...

 

[Qbi]

i meant canary!!!

*First 500 posts collapse from the flame*

Wuh-oh...

Dave... Uhhmm... Did you want that canary dead or alive?

quick? i prefer to take my time...you know...light a few candles...put on some soft music...

Somethings wrong with you guys.

 

[superdave]

Dave... Uhhmm... Did you want that canary dead or alive?

what are you trying to tell me?...you did attempt to administer cpr?

 

[Sir EvilFreeSmeg]

Somethings wrong with you guys.

You're right. Go get us a beer. [/pig]

 

[superdave]

You're right. Go get us a beer. [/pig]

you forgot...do my dishes [/pig]
and my favourite....scrub my toilet [/pig]

 

[Xenon[XoA]]

fap fap fap fap fap

:shocked:

*scrubs the toilet clean with their beer*
ooh, china.
*drops the plates into the toilet and swirly-cleans them*

 

[Sir EvilFreeSmeg]

*scrubs the toilet clean with their beer*

:weep: ALCOHOL ABUSE!!! :weep:​

 

[Dredd]

*scrubs the toilet clean with their beer*
ooh, china.
*drops the plates into the toilet and swirly-cleans them*

When you can make a cold-hearted misanthrope like Smeg cry, you've definately gone too far.

*grabs Xenon by the ankles and gives her an Atomic Swirly*

Justice has been served.

 

[superdave]

When you can make a cold-hearted misanthrope like Smeg cry, you've definately gone too far.

*grabs Xenon by the ankles and gives her an Atomic Swirly*

Justice has been served.

an atomic swirly? i would never think to administer one of these without taking her out for dinner and giving her flowers first....even then i would probably wait until the 2nd date.

 

[Dredd]

She seems like the type who would put the food in a vase and eat the flowers - not because she's dumb, but to spite you. :laugh:

 

[superdave]

She seems like the type who would put the food in a vase and eat the flowers - not because she's dumb, but to spite you. :laugh:

yes...i am still in shock over the beer in the crapper too.

 

[Ash Housewares1]

eeeeeedelweiiis... eeeeedelweiiis

eeevery morning you greet me...

small... and white

cleaaan and bright...

yooouuu look happy to meeet meee

 

[Xenon[XoA]]

*wanders back drying her hair with a towel made from Dredd's cat*

 

[Evrae Altana]

eeeeeedelweiiis... eeeeedelweiiis

eeevery morning you greet me...

small... and white

cleaaan and bright...

yooouuu look happy to meeet meee

Ash, are you high again?

 

[Ash Housewares1]

so long! farewell!
auf weidersehen goodbyyye!

 

[Xenon[XoA]]

Now that you've finished your song, go climb some mountains.