Damn it, I was going to write "Ash is somewhere laughing at you", but he already posted here.
Random thought: If one were to want to have the most posts on the forum, the winning strategy would be to look through Ash's posts and reply to every one with a smart aleck remark. Good ones would be those referencing his way too numerous posts and his lack of anything better to do. Then, as one would approach the 20 000 post mark, those remarks would be less and less good, for obvious reasons. At that point, more success would be had with the monsinour strategy: "Lol, I was going through the Chaos Sanctuary and a Venom Lord dropped a flawless ruby, rofl". "Edit: Then, three minutes later, a magic jewel dropped from a bone chest. I tried to return to town to have it identified, but I was out of TPs. I had to Save and Exit. Will post more as developments occur". "Edit again: It was a jewel that gave 8 to life. I sold it to Jamella".
OR: You pick a forum, and for one week, you must have a post between two posts by any two people. If two people post consecutively, you lose. You can start threads with a guaranteed high amount of posts, so you'll be highly productive and achieve 200 posts a day. For example: "[Name of forumer who's well-known for his dueling ability], I'm not saying you're a noob, but I can't think of a way to finish that sentence".
Dawnmaster said:
Recognition at last. :grin: I...I...I don't know what to say... I would like to thank Blizzard for putting out such a wonderful game, and, uh, my parents, for some reason, cause everybody does it, and...eBay, for my super cool 15 life 70 mana SCs and
www.d2itamzlol.com (omg, u guys have super good service, friends 4eva), and all my friends on Bnet who taught me how to correctly use "your", "its" and "were" and who are always ready to help with an xfer or some advice, and who always let me know if I'm being "gay" or "noob".
You know, for the last few weeks, I thought you were Dawnmaster because you always post at 5 am. Looks like I was wrong.
Edit: OMFG, I JUST REALIZED THAT'S ACTUALLY HIS ENEMIES LIST!