The Cloning Machine Mark IV- Summer OT thread!

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I start from 2nd from the top - top buttons too tight, n anywhere else 'n i get confused. End up with 1 side higher or lower than the other =/
 
cos i usually dont use the bottom button or two... Mostly hoodies + tshirts n stuff w/o buttons. So when i do wear button shirts, its overtop of other stuff, `n not All the way buttoned :P
 
superdave said:
most people i know would sneak in, eat my food, drink my booze and use permanent marker.
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That sounds as if you are happy with it... until you notice that there's no booze left, of course.

I for myself prefer beer to booze, as it's easier with it to build up the desired state of drunkenness, layer by layer.
 
I button my buttons starting from the top myself. I usually skip the uppermost button unless I'm wearing a tie or something. I rarely have a problem with having one side higher/lower than the other; just need to glance down to make sure the buttons are aligned, and then I let my fingers do the work. :laugh:
 
krischan said:
That sounds as if you are happy with it... until you notice that there's no booze left, of course.

I for myself prefer beer to booze, as it's easier with it to build up the desired state of drunkenness, layer by layer.
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sure i wouldn't mind someone drawing a peener my face in permanent marker. :laugh:
if i drink too much beer i spend too much time on my back porch pissing over the railing...booze saves me from embarrassing my neighbours.
 
I have a rather big garden here, so the neighbouring houses are 50m away and the neighbours had no choice and got used to my habits anyway. In addition, the vegatation here needs fertilizer and moisture, so that's not a problem, but an advantage.

The world is my urinal (stolen from a thread in the OT forum).
 
my neighbours are far away too but if you are watering the flowers with such a big hose they can't help but see it. :blush:
 
superdave said:
my neighbours are far away too but if you are watering the flowers with such a big hose they can't help but see it. :blush:
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man, im eating ><
Imagining meat7008z is the last thing i wanna do right now...
 
MONKEYMONKEYMONKEY said:
Can someone ask her what she's eating for me? Cause... I can't.
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i think it is barbecued sausage on a bun.
 
:lol:

I say that to almost everything now.
Like, for example, if my friends are talking about something serious, or if AFTER they say something, i'll just jump in and say, "wait a minute..." Now everyone's looking at me, I say, "I love schnitzel"

Get's results everytime, hahaha.
 
Dog: Can I sleep at your place?
Cat: Yeah if you pay me hundred quids.
 
Dog: Awwwww....what the hell did I do?
Cat: Well, if you don't even know what you did....
 
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