So I need a description of Diablo in a nutshell...

"None of your business, I wonder what you do for work huh?! Huh?!"
OR
"Play it yourself and find out :D"
OR
"The world has been taken over by evil and you must choose your destiny as one of seven adventurers to save the world!"

A bit childish but whatever lol.
 
DIablo in a nutshell:

Duel me Noob
Omfg! nooob sorb more plz
Cry Cry
FUUUUUUUU
Lol noob.
Brb
KK Nk time!!!
OMG
GOLDSTEALER!!!
I will hack ur account noob whahahahahahahah!!!!!!!
Say bye to ur itamz!!1!!1!
 
Show him the short play that puts D2 in LOTR mod. And don't forget to show him a juicey grief.
 
You can say that you are studing the pros and cons on a capitalistic system in a virtual world.

- D.J.
 
If all else fails, ask him for a description of what baseball (or some other "healthy" activity, whatever his game is) is all about. Then give his answers the same treatment he gives yours...
 
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