Reziarfg????? what is this?

[nolan16]

Reziarfg????? what is this?

http://battle.net/diablo2exp/monsters/act5-reziarfg.shtml

I have never heard of this monster, what is this on battle.net website??

 

[th5418]

It's a joke monster for april fools of 10 years ago.

 

[nolan16]

oh lol, thanks..

 

[kuafu]

Yeah, it's GFraizer spelt backwards, who was the mod of battle.net d2 forum. To bad there's no Ynrog monster:wink3:.

 

[Dondrei]

LOL, that takes me back. I always wondered where that pic came from though.

Ynrog... OMG, awesome...

 

[ModeratelyConfused]

LOL, that takes me back. I always wondered where that pic came from though.

Ynrog... OMG, awesome...

Looks like a quick cut and paste of a bunch of pictures.

 

[Angelus Dominus]

Looks like a quick cut and paste of a bunch of pictures.

Ha. It really does. :tongue:

 

[jakotaco]

Ynrog (Demon)

Spawned from the very bowels of the skulking Stygian Beast who awakens only once every 1000 years to feed off the spawn of its own bile and pus, the Ynrog is truly the most hideous and vile monster in all of the Three’s bestiary. It was once said that the Three did not always rule the darkness that beasts beyond thought swelled and slithered across the void. It is believed that some of these nightmares may still exist hidden deep with in the pitch of the abyss where even the darkness of the upper realms of hell seems like day. This is where Ynrog lives.

Sounds rather accurate doesn't it?

 

[Dondrei]

Ah, it does now that I've enlarged it.

 

[trueastoroth]

reziarfg's description does make it sound really interesting even though it's a fake, doesn't it?

 

[ModeratelyConfused]

Ah, it does now that I've enlarged it.

I think this is future sig material, now I just need to find something inappropriate you've said to pair it with.

 

[Dondrei]

I think this is future sig material, now I just need to find something inappropriate you've said to pair it with.

Well, you've got 18,000 posts to search back through... I'm sure at least 5,000 of them are double entendres...

 

[Evrae Altana]

I think this is future sig material, now I just need to find something inappropriate you've said to pair it with.

I have a quote from superdave I'm tempted to turn into a sig, but then I'l probably be banned as soon as someone sees it. :wink:

 

[Dondrei]

Dish, dish!

 

[Lord Nyax]

Evrae, I like your sig. Any time I hear someone tout The Scarlet Letter I feel like breaking out my strychnine.

Ah, the Reziarfg...such an enigma. It has caused so much grief. See what I did there? Do you?

 

[kavehtabriaz]

Reziarfg... i heared is 7 foot tall.all the people who have met him have died.No one has ever lived to tell the storty.the strory remains as a legend that some day Reziarfg... walks the earth and clear b.netfrom from dupes.

 

[snowieken]

I think this is future sig material, now I just need to find something inappropriate you've said to pair it with.

It actually sounds better if you just rip it out of context and use it plainly, no other quotes added.

 

[trueastoroth]

The reziarfg clearing out dupes would be a funny way to end it. It could work like this: B.net studies how all the current dupes work, make reziarfg and program him to enter any rooms, private or not, that have that pattern going on, and he owns the people doing it, and sends there acct and cd key to blizzard so they ban them. how funny would that be.

 

[Gorny1]

Ynrog also feasts on the souls of doomed forumites.

 

[Dondrei]

You should switch your forum name to Ynrog on Halloween or something...