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Ya, I've done it multiple times. There is probrably a better way but:

1.Open Paint
2.Insert(drag) image file into paint
3.Find and click on the 'image' tag at the top of the program screen
4.Find 'stretch and skew'
5.You can resize the image, larger or smaller, by using 'stretch'
6.The feature works in percentages, as you'll see. To make the image smaller just type in an amount of less than 100%

Note:In the stretch thing make sure to keep the percentages for height and width in synch with the original pic if you wish to keep the image looking about the same.

Yep that should do it.


Edit:This thread's post count is larger than my own. :cheesy:
 
Beatboxer said:
Ya, I've done it multiple times. There is probrably a better way but:

1.Open Paint
2.Insert(drag) image file into paint
3.Find and click on the 'image' tag at the top of the program screen
4.Find 'stretch and skew'
5.You can resize the image, larger or smaller, by using 'stretch'
6.The feature works in percentages, as you'll see. To make the image smaller just type in an amount of less than 100%

Note:In the stretch thing make sure to keep the percentages for height and width in synch with the original pic if you wish to keep the image looking about the same.

Yep that should do it.


Edit:This thread's post count is larger than my own. :cheesy:
that's what i do
 
Well I called her, turns out the dude she went with is some friend I think, met him at her party. Dunno about him, but at least makes me feel better. She is still talking with her now "off" boyfriend. Man, this is a HARD one to play, but she ended the conversation with: "You can call me anytime"

:drool:

Will someone please chuck a hammerdin at my head whilst using CE to put me out of this misery//bliss...

~Kbob
 
how does the pancake 'tar rate on a scale of one to ten?, kbob inform me of your girls troubles, I've been out for a while and I'm dazed and confused.
 
I would rather not, just skim back, it's kinda on going. I really like this girl, but she has this dude she is on and off with, another guy I thinked stepped into the scene, oh man...

~Kbob
 
TheKbob said:
really like this girl, but she has this dude she is on and off with, another guy I thinked stepped into the scene, oh man...
hmm I dunno what you think but I think I can describe it in one word...a four letter word that begins with an S, and ends with a T...but thats just my prejudgemental opinion. hmm I just got dump to day..and it was going to be a yr. in a month...oh well guess I have to get my lazy arse up and go clubbing or something...finding girls sucks...

Wierd news, i'm going to be an uncle...:cheesy:..just when I thought today couldn't get any wierdier my sis is getting married and is pregnent...
oh well don't mind my rambling i'm just a lunatic.
 
TheKbob said:
I would rather not, just skim back, it's kinda on going. I really like this girl, but she has this dude she is on and off with, another guy I thinked stepped into the scene, oh man...

~Kbob

Dear Kbob,

Ohdearohdearohdear...

When I heard you go on, I'm reminded of a certain song...

-Patsy

"I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coke~Cola
C-o-l-a cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola
L-o-l-a Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola

Well I’m not the world’s most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
Well I’m not dumb but I can’t understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola

Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said dear boy won’t you come home with me
Well I’m not the world’s most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my Lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola

I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me

Well that’s the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my Lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It’s a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola

Well I left home just a week before
And I’d never ever kissed a woman before
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy I’m gonna make you a man

Well I’m not the world’s most masculine man
But I know what I am and I’m glad I’m a man
And so is Lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola"
~ The Kinks
 
ph43r th3 p4nc4k3 t4r!!!11!!twenty-one!! and er...gib meh a dollah!



NOTE*- if you were in anyway, shape, or form, offended by this useless spam, please send all complaints to Slipin's STFU department, thank you for your time and have a nice day!

~Slip
 
Slipin said:
NOTE*- if you were in anyway, shape, or form, offended by this useless spam, please send all complaints to Slipin's STFU department, thank you for your time and have a nice day!

Uhh...phone number? address?

How do I get a hold of such an obviously HELPFUL department?

g
 
G, I don't think you wanna mess with my STFU dep., they killed a guy once...
but if you really wanted to you would have to call 1-800-STFUNUB and wait 5 rings. Then a strange man will pick up and tell you to meet him at the Sonic's down the road (if you don't have a sonics near you then you have to make do with a cardboard box). this strange man will hand you a small scrap of paper telling to go to the bus stop on 5th and Maine in 3 days at 12:00 am.
upon arriving there you will be knocked out. when you awake you will find yourself with a camel, a empty ice cream cup and a rock in the middle of a desert in India. you will wear the ice cream cup as a hat in the 110+ degree heat. you must make a 1000 mile trek thought the burning sands living on camel milk and sand. upon completeing this impossable journey you will find a small hut, but the door is locked. To open the door your must throw the camel at the door and then using the camel 3 sticks and your own spit, make a key out of the rock. once entering the hut you will see a old man. he will not react to anything you do or say but file your compaint with him. and magic camel will appear out of thin air and knock you out (again). when you awake you will be lying on the lawn of your house...naked. In 5 days 3 hours 17 mins. and 32 sec. a message will arrive. the message will be from my STFU dep. and and written in your own blood will be a message that reads.....STFU NUB, THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND SLIPIN.

That anwser your question g?

~Slip
 
TheKbob said:
Will someone please chuck a hammerdin at my head whilst using CE to put me out of this misery//bliss...

*/me chucks Hammerdin at Kbob. For good measure /me adds a Trapsin. Then uses High powered CE.*
 
OK Patsy...

Gvan, yah never showed last night :cheesy:

I have my own complaint dept. headed up by ms. Helen Waite

If you have a problem with me, go to Helen Waite (Read this outloud).

~Kbob
 
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