Ash Housewares1
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of course he eats them, thats where he gets his evil jet powers
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Ash Housewares said:of course he eats them, thats where he gets his evil jet powers
I thought he got Jet Powers by putting a Jet-engine in his azz.
Necrochild313
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memememe173 said:what makes Jet stars evil...
What makes anyone evil for that matter? Heros of ancient tribal villages ate babies but are they evil?
Animals eat their young, is that evil?
Jet stars eat their young, is that evil?
Ah, nothing like a lesson in morality, or lack thereof
perhaps we all live in a delisional world where our own motivations and aspirations are actually manipulated by the wants of others, which is why one would feel so meaningless when "lonely". Very strange, would explain the phenomenon of wishing to play on bnet more than sp since muling proggies are available. Perhaps we all simply think we have free will, when in actuality we unfortunatly don't. Perhaps these eyes, flesh, and bone structures called humans have been simply living lies for all of their years, their history is written how they would like to write it, IE, the winners of any war write the books, ect. Perhaps this nameless "they" control us all, and sadly, we are all the nameless "they".
Or perhaps we all live in a yellow submarine.
memememe173
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i r teh confused...why do the Jets, or any other hockey team, especially one that doesn't exist, need super jet powerz?
Necrochild313 said:the winners of any war write the books
Resulting in empty French history books.
Necrochild313 said:Or perhaps we all live in a yellow submarine.
I live in a house. I know that because I have a window. When I open it, no rushing water greets me. There is this thing that is bright and hurts my eyes.
Necrochild313
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yes, I guess that's why french fries are named thus.
maybe the house is in a yellow submarine, did you ever think of that?
maybe the house is in a yellow submarine, did you ever think of that?
memememe173
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I like the Beatles... I am the eggman, you are the eggman googoocachoo googoocachoo I am the walrus
Ash Housewares1
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memememe173 said:i r teh confused...why do the Jets, or any other hockey team, especially one that doesn't exist, need super jet powerz?
you said it, not me
Necrochild313 said:maybe the house is in a yellow submarine, did you ever think of that?
I went to a lower floor or deck to get something to protect me from the bright thing. I had another look out of the window and it turned out that there is green stuff and roof tiles. SO I guess it is not in a yellow submarine.
Ash Housewares1
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Mad Mantis said:Resulting in empty French history books.
another baseless insult, I command you to produce a comprehensive list of all major french victories and defeats, and I want it on my desk pronto, then bend over cuz yer gonna get history *****, *****
memememe173
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I'm still confused, but at least I got tacos
Ohhhhhhh, Mr. Frenchman has been insulted.
Since I do not care about France I will not take the trouble of listing all their defeats. It will only be embarrassing. Actually I have no time to Google for it, or to go to the University Library and look it up.
Since I do not care about France I will not take the trouble of listing all their defeats. It will only be embarrassing. Actually I have no time to Google for it, or to go to the University Library and look it up.
Ash Housewares1
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memememe173 said:I'm still confused, but at least I got tacos
I was gonna get tacos yesterday, it was tuesday night taco night, but I didn't. go figure
and I was gonna get Master & Commander but they didn't have the version I wanted, go figure
and MM you lose, I win, chalk up another victory!
Too bad Froggy:
- Gallic Wars
- Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.
- Hundred Years War
- Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." Sainted.
- Italian Wars
- Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians.
- Wars of Religion
- France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots
- Thirty Years War
- France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
- War of Revolution
- Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.
- The Dutch War
- Tied
- War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War
- Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power.
- War of the Spanish Succession
- Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since.
- American Revolution
- In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting."
- French Revolution
- Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.
- The Napoleonic Wars
- Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.
- The Franco-Prussian War
- Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
- World War I
- Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.
- World War II
- Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.
- War in Indochina
- Lost. French forces plead sickness; take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu
- Algerian Rebellion
- Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.
- War on Terrorism
- France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Attempts to surrender to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's.
The question for any country silly enough to count on the French should not be "Can we count on the French?", but rather "How long until France collapses?"
- Gallic Wars
- Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.
- Hundred Years War
- Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." Sainted.
- Italian Wars
- Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians.
- Wars of Religion
- France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots
- Thirty Years War
- France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
- War of Revolution
- Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.
- The Dutch War
- Tied
- War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War
- Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power.
- War of the Spanish Succession
- Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since.
- American Revolution
- In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting."
- French Revolution
- Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.
- The Napoleonic Wars
- Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.
- The Franco-Prussian War
- Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
- World War I
- Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.
- World War II
- Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.
- War in Indochina
- Lost. French forces plead sickness; take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu
- Algerian Rebellion
- Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.
- War on Terrorism
- France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Attempts to surrender to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's.
The question for any country silly enough to count on the French should not be "Can we count on the French?", but rather "How long until France collapses?"
Ash Housewares1
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ok, I have a minute to pick apart some of these
- Gallic Wars
- Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.
Gaul is inhabited by Celts who are defeated by the Romans, this conflict has nothing to do with the French people
- Hundred Years War
- Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." Sainted.
France won this war
- Wars of Religion
- France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots
not a war, but take what you can get french haters *shrug*
- War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War
- Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power.
- American Revolution
- In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting."
France helped, France is our ally! why do americans hate them so, you I understand, you're from ***dale or crapistan or something, I forget
- French Revolution
- Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.
- The Napoleonic Wars
- Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.
- The Franco-Prussian War
- Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
- World War I
- Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.
major bull **** and cruel to boot, americans did jack **** in WWI it was almost exclusively the french and english who made the most progress, when americans joined the war they basically took over the role of russia as machine gun fodder
- World War II
- Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.
ah, but they were on the allies! they ended up winning! kind of, here is where you have France losing and getting rescued, the only historical example of this ever happenning and yet it dictates all world opinion on France
- War in Indochina
- Lost. French forces plead sickness; take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu
nyuk nyuk nyuk
- Algerian Rebellion
- Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.
ah, the age where imperialism collapsed, where all other empires were dealt similar blows as national liberation movements undermined foreign rule
and I said victories too, your failure to comply with the parameters I set forth can only be construed as surrender and defeat by the task
- Gallic Wars
- Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.
Gaul is inhabited by Celts who are defeated by the Romans, this conflict has nothing to do with the French people
- Hundred Years War
- Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." Sainted.
France won this war
- Wars of Religion
- France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots
not a war, but take what you can get french haters *shrug*
- War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War
- Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power.
- American Revolution
- In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting."
France helped, France is our ally! why do americans hate them so, you I understand, you're from ***dale or crapistan or something, I forget
- French Revolution
- Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.
- The Napoleonic Wars
- Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.
- The Franco-Prussian War
- Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
- World War I
- Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.
major bull **** and cruel to boot, americans did jack **** in WWI it was almost exclusively the french and english who made the most progress, when americans joined the war they basically took over the role of russia as machine gun fodder
- World War II
- Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.
ah, but they were on the allies! they ended up winning! kind of, here is where you have France losing and getting rescued, the only historical example of this ever happenning and yet it dictates all world opinion on France
- War in Indochina
- Lost. French forces plead sickness; take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu
nyuk nyuk nyuk
- Algerian Rebellion
- Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.
ah, the age where imperialism collapsed, where all other empires were dealt similar blows as national liberation movements undermined foreign rule
and I said victories too, your failure to comply with the parameters I set forth can only be construed as surrender and defeat by the task
Couldn't find anything on their victories. The defeats were easier and more humorous. I know this is not a true representation of French history, nor of world history. But it was funny.
Peacrusher
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Hi guys... I'm sorry for not popping in ... alot goin on... storms took out our transmitter at work so no forums till it's fixed... may take a while.
Legendary Pea may not make it due to spousal abuse.... Hard to find time to play and make her happy....
I miss goofing around....
Went to Doctor. Said I need to stay on atkins and keep excersizing... and watch my cholesterol.... Duh I could've come up with that.... I didn't even get a rub and tug from the deal...
Did I mention my Doc's a hot woman??? I need to get sick more often... heh heh heh....
Oh sorry DK... that might have skirted the PC line... I apologize... I won't do it again... honest... I promise... Boyscout's honour.... Why are you still looking at me????
Is master and commander worth buying? I haven't seen it yet....
Well time to go... gotta work out... My arms and chest are killing me..... Maybe just cardio tonight... I hope the women are wearing their sexy thong outfits ... the weather is warm enuf for it.... ok gotta go... cya... I hope I"m online tonight sometime...
Peace. :wave:
Legendary Pea may not make it due to spousal abuse.... Hard to find time to play and make her happy....
I miss goofing around....
Went to Doctor. Said I need to stay on atkins and keep excersizing... and watch my cholesterol.... Duh I could've come up with that.... I didn't even get a rub and tug from the deal...
Did I mention my Doc's a hot woman??? I need to get sick more often... heh heh heh....
Oh sorry DK... that might have skirted the PC line... I apologize... I won't do it again... honest... I promise... Boyscout's honour.... Why are you still looking at me????
Is master and commander worth buying? I haven't seen it yet....
Well time to go... gotta work out... My arms and chest are killing me..... Maybe just cardio tonight... I hope the women are wearing their sexy thong outfits ... the weather is warm enuf for it.... ok gotta go... cya... I hope I"m online tonight sometime...
Peace. :wave:
memememe173
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that's why you should always side with Canada
I wish I had a magical muffin tree....guess I'll have to settle with my magical beer fountain.... :drink:Necrochild313 said:Have a muffin chaps
~Slipin
Necrochild313
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Mad Mantis said:I went to a lower floor or deck to get something to protect me from the bright thing. I had another look out of the window and it turned out that there is green stuff and roof tiles. SO I guess it is not in a yellow submarine.
Who's to say that the entire damn world, nay, universe isn't all inside of a yellow submarine?
Mad Mantis said:- French Revolution
- Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.
LMAO :lol: :thumbsup:
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