Mad Mantis said:
Do you know what that means?
*Necrochild grabs microphone and slides down the stage on his knees*
*spotlight shines on his pale flesh, and the reflection of his goggles glares into his audience*
*The piano starts playing in the background, a skeleton with a cigar in his mouth lifts his hat and smiles. The song begins, and Necrochild clears his throat.*
Necrochild:...They call you lady luck...
*tilts to one side, microphone in hand*
But there is room for doubt
At times you have a very un-lady-like way
Of running out
*spins around microphone stand*
Your on this date with me
The pickin's have been lush
And yet before the evening is over
You might give me the brush
*combs his hair back with his hands*
*walks toward the audience, finger out shaking*
You might forget your manners
You might refuse to stay
And so the best that I can do is pray
*raises voice, and stops walking, dramatically looking at the ceiling*
Luck be lady tonight
Luck be lady tonight
Luck if you've been a lady to begin with
Luck be a lady tonight
*moonwalks backwards whilst singing into microphone*
Luck let a gentleman see
Just how nice a dame you can be
I know the way you've treated other guys you've been with
Luck be a lady with me
*walks back forward, accusing look on his face*
A lady never leaves her escort
It isn't fair, it isn't nice
A lady doesn't wander all over the room
And blow on some other guys dice
*face brightens stops walking*
Lets keep this party polite
Never get out of my sight
Stick with me baby, I'm the guy that you came in with
Luck be lady tonight
*jogs backwards while singing*
A lady never flirts with strangers
She'd have a heart, she'd be nice
A lady doesn't wander all over the room
And blow on some other guys dice
*slides on his knees forward*
Lets keep this party polite
Never get out of my sight
Stick with me baby, I'm the guy that you came in with
*dramatically looking at ceiling, singing very loudly*
Luck be lady
Luck be lady
Luck be lady
Luck be lady tonight!
*crowd appluases wildly*
*music stops playing*
Skeleton: OMFG STFU