OT Thread! : "All your post count are belong to me" der=

[Peacrusher]

Ash's tar is odd to me... the boomstick and it's shadow make it look like a bandido mustache.

My dog puked on the floor and I didn't see it.... guess how i found it?

 

[Necrochild313]

My dog puked on the floor and I didn't see it.... guess how i found it?

The best way to find it. Between your toes :thumbsup:

 

[Mad Mantis]

My dog puked on the floor and I didn't see it.... guess how i found it?

I take it x-ray vision had nothing to do with it?

 

[Peacrusher]

Well I heard this hacking sound... I went to see if one of the pets were choking. (my dog likes to raid trash for shicken bones).... the cat was coughing hairball right on top of the dog puke... Mini mountain of hurlage......

:xx: wasn't feeling so well after that.....

 

[Mad Mantis]

:xx: wasn't feeling so well after that.....

More hurlage... :uhhuh:

 

[TheKbob]

Yeah Kbob, how was it?

:hanky:

2 days - 2 calls - 2 No answers

~Kbob

 

[Necrochild313]

my dog likes to raid trash for shicken bones).... the cat was coughing hairball right on top of the dog puke...

*promises not to notify the authorities of shicken bones in your neighbor's garbage can*

You dispose of those with pigs! GAH! EEEDIOTS!!!!

Lovley puke art. We should have a contest, do you have a digital camera?

2 days - 2 calls - 2 No answers

~Kbob

Does she have caller ID?

 

[Peacrusher]

Oooo.. good point..... Kbob I don't know how many times you called her but if she had caller ID... er... uh... could that be called stalking?

Nope no Digital Camera NC... besides.... pics of puke are just wrong, but funny... funny but wrong.....

you should report the grocery store for selling me the shicken... I'm a victim of the system.....

 

[Necrochild313]

You didn't happen to go to a grocery store in some tribal setting now did you?

 

[Peacrusher]

You didn't happen to go to a grocery store in some tribal setting now did you?

nope, Kroger..... I found spaghetti squash to go with my shicken there too....

Atkins protein, no carb = shicken tenders....

 

[TheKbob]

How would I know, and no not stalking. We have caller ID but never check it.

Oh well.

I should really start typing my paper :cheesy:

Ever have thsoe days when you wanna snap your d2 CD? I have

Uh,

I got nothing else.

Why are you still reading this?

Go away!

Leave me alone!

Fine... Look at this:

???????????????

Now Shoo!

~Kbob

Btw, Dont click this

 

[TheKbob]

:cheesy:




.

 

[Necrochild313]

Kbob are teh st00pid

The you are an idiot virus thing confuses poor necrochild.

 

[Mad Mantis]

:hanky:

2 days - 2 calls - 2 No answers

Bummer d00d. You should never tell the girls that you dig D2. Ruins all your chances. The "girl" could have also been meme in disguise!

Does she have caller ID?

PWN3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Necrochild313]

The "girl" could have also been meme in disguise!

lets dwell on this, if the girl could have been meme in disguise, meme could have just been a girl in disguise.

ANOTHER THOUGHT OUT PRESENTATION FROM THE BOWELS OF NC's MIND

 

[Mad Mantis]

meme could have just been a girl in disguise.

Meme could also be a.........(building some suspense here).........girl.

 

[Necrochild313]

OMFG TEH NEXRO FORUMN GRRlL!!!!

:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:​

 

[Mad Mantis]

Do you know what that means?

 

[Necrochild313]

Do you know what that means?

*Necrochild grabs microphone and slides down the stage on his knees*

*spotlight shines on his pale flesh, and the reflection of his goggles glares into his audience*

*The piano starts playing in the background, a skeleton with a cigar in his mouth lifts his hat and smiles. The song begins, and Necrochild clears his throat.*

Necrochild:...They call you lady luck...

*tilts to one side, microphone in hand*

But there is room for doubt
At times you have a very un-lady-like way
Of running out

*spins around microphone stand*

Your on this date with me
The pickin's have been lush
And yet before the evening is over
You might give me the brush

*combs his hair back with his hands*

*walks toward the audience, finger out shaking*

You might forget your manners
You might refuse to stay
And so the best that I can do is pray

*raises voice, and stops walking, dramatically looking at the ceiling*

Luck be lady tonight
Luck be lady tonight
Luck if you've been a lady to begin with
Luck be a lady tonight

*moonwalks backwards whilst singing into microphone*

Luck let a gentleman see
Just how nice a dame you can be
I know the way you've treated other guys you've been with
Luck be a lady with me

*walks back forward, accusing look on his face*

A lady never leaves her escort
It isn't fair, it isn't nice
A lady doesn't wander all over the room
And blow on some other guys dice

*face brightens stops walking*

Lets keep this party polite
Never get out of my sight
Stick with me baby, I'm the guy that you came in with
Luck be lady tonight

*jogs backwards while singing*

A lady never flirts with strangers
She'd have a heart, she'd be nice
A lady doesn't wander all over the room
And blow on some other guys dice

*slides on his knees forward*

Lets keep this party polite
Never get out of my sight
Stick with me baby, I'm the guy that you came in with

*dramatically looking at ceiling, singing very loudly*

Luck be lady
Luck be lady
Luck be lady
Luck be lady tonight!

*crowd appluases wildly*

*music stops playing*

Skeleton: OMFG STFU

 

[Mad Mantis]

Karaoke was not what I had in mind :scratch:

What I was trying to say is that Ash will go berserk if meme turns out to be a girl.