OT: Days of our Lives aka the Beacon's Billboard

[Thyiad1]

Message from Kitteh:

So I fainted during my test this morning and my blood pressure was 74 over something. The result from my last test was 2.4 before he glucose drink, and only 2 hours after the glucose drink. They think it might be an insulinoma. I'm in hospital now and don't know when I will be out.

We need an escape plan.

 

[Cyrax1]

How hard can it be? Hospitals normally aren't that well protected vs escapes.

Did anyone make a recent back up of Kitteh, just in case?

But all nonsense aside i hope it's nothing serious and he'll be up and purring again soon.

 

[pancakeman]

First step is someone has to cause a scene so we can sneak in. Obviously this can't be Thy because she, like her countrymen, is too composed and dignified to ever disturb the peace. We need someone loud, angry, tactless, and unused to being ignored. I need Americans.

 

[kamap1]

Get kestegs.
I can pich in if needed, I'm sure I can act the part or atleast distract em enough with other mayhem.

 

[Kitteh1]

This is some serious teamwork guys

 

[T72on1]

Glad to hear from you Kitteh. How are you doing?

 

[corax1]

First step is someone has to cause a scene so we can sneak in. Obviously this can't be Thy because she, like her countrymen, is too composed and dignified to ever disturb the peace. We need someone loud, angry, tactless, and unused to being ignored. I need Americans.

americans? Clearly you haven't met enough aussies

 

[Kitteh1]

Aussies aren't real!
Just tired and very anxious. None if my results are making sense so I'm waiting to see the doctor this morning, see what the plan is. At the moment they are poking around and seeing what happens haha

 

[kamap1]

Aussies just haven't met enough pancakeman?

They did scratch behind your ears while poking you, to keep you calm, right?

 

[T72on1]

That sucks. I will keep my fingers crossed that it's not too bad, and you're out of there and out of the misery in no time ...

 

[corax1]

Aussies just haven't met enough pancakeman?

It's true. I have met zero pancakemen


Maybe you've got super powers now? WORLD! I BRING YOU KITTEN MAN!

 

[kamap1]

So its the aussies fault and not pancakemans'?

 

[corax1]

So its the aussies fault and not pancakemans'?

bnno it's his. he is a bit crepe after all.

 

[kamap1]

Just share the blame, you guys haven't visited him enough and he hasn't visited you guys enough.

 

[pancakeman]

I thought about visiting Australia and then I remembered that the population is 44% spider.

 

[kamap1]

Don't forget about the dropbears, snakes and crocodiles ooh and kangaroo's.

 

[corax1]

Don't forget about the dropbears, snakes and crocodiles ooh and kangaroo's.

all soft and cuddly compared to the worst creature of them all. the south Australian.

 

[kamap1]

The south australian with a knife?

Spoiler

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[corax1]

That's the rare and fabled Northern Territorian and is mostly harmless unless you try to pursue him into his native habitat

 

[kamap1]

Then my info was faulty.
Thats a knife though.