Matriarch Furry – Fuzzy Dodger (Bear Amazon)

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After the Avengers, the next MP project was the Shapeshifting group. With that I welcomed the opportunity to make a Bear Amazon, the last class that I hadn't played as a shapeshifter previously.

Here's some gameplay from @maxicek's perspective throughout A5, including some of those awesome hermaphrodite animations. :D (When Amazon dodges in Bear form, she briefly transfroms into Druid and back to bear again – how cool is that?):


(More gameplay from previous Hell acts here).

I also recorded the group's Baal run form my perspective:


Build idea:
Fuzzy Dodgers aren't exactly common PvM builds, but I've often seen it mentioned as a good PvP choice. It makes sense because it's really, really hard to land a hit on this character. It has high defense, high life, in case of my setup some block. Then comes the Dodge/Avoid/Evade layer, and if she does get hit after all that, she benefits from high FHR and %PDR. Such defensive capability is not really required in PvM, but it isn't the worst feat to have, and spending all points in the passive tree is the most natural Bearzon option anyway. So I started planning and theorycrafting this girl with the aim of min-maxing her sturdiness and damage output as best as I could.

The toughest decision was weapon choice (more details here). It kind of boiled down to choosing between no block and hard-hitting 2-handers like Oath or BotD, speed madness with the 4 FPA Gris Caddy option, or Grief and shield – which is what I ultimately went with. When considering gear flexibility and FPA, Grief offers top-tier damage in the same ballpark as BotD/Oath, while providing ITD and allowing much more freedom on rest of the gear. Using Grief & Stormshield moreover meant getting to (or near) the 50% PDR cap with ease, although the drawback is that using a shield makes her block more frequently, but that's perfectly fine. Some slots were swapped in and out from time to time, but for the vast majority of Hell she used this:
  • Grief PB
  • Fortitude
  • CoA 14% PDR, 29@, socketed with 40 ED & 40 ED/4 Dex
  • Stormshield, socketed with 38 ED/-req
  • Metalgrid 450 AR, 339 def, 33@
  • Raven Froat
  • Rare ring 8 LL, 17 Str, 12 Dex, 11@
  • Blood craft gloves +2 P&M, 3 LL, 10 CB, 19 life, 28 LR
  • Blood craft belt 17 FHR, 3 LL, 9 OW, 14 life, 30 CR, 10 PR
  • Inventory: Atma's Scarab for occasional PIs. Sharp GCs and Fine SCs all with life, FHR or FRW, // @GC
  • Merc (Might): Pride eth GPA, eth bugged Sacred Armor CoH, Andy
I included the GoMule dump below since she used a couple of items that don't see much use, but are really quite cool. I especially like the blood craft gloves and belt and the charm collection, and took this opportunity to use a nicely rolled CoA and Metalgrid.

Code:
Name:       Furry
Class:      Amazon
Experience: 1262464449
Level:      87

            Naked/Gear
Strength:   129/181
Dexterity:  121/157
Vitality:   260/282
Energy:     15/25
HP:         1002/1276
Mana:       144/284
Stamina:    410/430
Defense:    30/2937
AR:         575/1871

Fire:       151/111/51
Cold:       196/156/96
Lightning:  194/154/94
Poison:     176/136/76

MF:         14       Block:      38
GF:         0
FR/W:       46
FHR:        141
IAS:        40
FCR:        58

Magic Arrow: 0/0
Fire Arrow: 0/0
Cold Arrow: 0/0
Multiple Shot: 0/0
Exploding Arrow: 0/0
Ice Arrow: 0/0
Guided Arrow: 0/0
Strafe: 0/0
Immolation Arrow: 0/0
Freezing Arrow: 0/0

Inner Sight: 1/6
Critical Strike: 20/25
Dodge: 20/25
Slow Missiles: 1/6
Avoid: 8/13
Penetrate: 20/25
Decoy: 1/6
Evade: 7/12
Valkyrie: 20/25
Pierce: 0/0

Jab: 0/0
Power Strike: 0/0
Poison Javelin: 0/0
Impale: 0/0
Lightning Bolt: 0/0
Charged Strike: 0/0
Plague Javelin: 0/0
Fend: 0/0
Lightning Strike: 0/0
Lightning Fury: 0/0

Tome of Town Portal
Fingerprint: 0x90497015
Item Level: 8
Version: Expansion 1.10+


Fortitude
Archon Plate
ElSolDolLo
Defense: 1560
Durability: 60 of 60
Required Level: 63
Required Strength: 103
Fingerprint: 0xdbe2ae25
Item Level: 84
Version: Expansion 1.10+
20% Chance to cast level 15 Chilling Armor when struck
+25% Faster Cast Rate
300% Enhanced Damage
+200% Enhanced Defense
+15 Defense
+108 to Life (Based on Character Level)
Replenish Life +7
+5% to Maximum Lightning Resist
All Resistances +28
Damage Reduced by 7
12% Damage Taken Goes To Mana
+1 to Light Radius
4 Sockets (4 used)
Socketed: El Rune
Socketed: Sol Rune
Socketed: Dol Rune
Socketed: Lo Rune

Fine Small Charm of Vita
Small Charm
Required Level: 39
Fingerprint: 0xf5df84de
Item Level: 81
Version: Expansion 1.10+
+3 to Maximum Damage
+11 to Attack Rating
+19 to Life

Fine Small Charm of Inertia
Small Charm
Required Level: 27
Fingerprint: 0x8ad2e26d
Item Level: 85
Version: Expansion 1.10+
+3% Faster Run/Walk
+3 to Maximum Damage
+18 to Attack Rating

Raven Frost
Ring
Required Level: 45
Fingerprint: 0xbec03cb5
Item Level: 99
Version: Expansion 1.10+
+243 to Attack Rating
Adds 15 - 45 Cold Damage Over 4 Secs (100 Frames)
+20 to Dexterity
+40 to Mana
Cold Absorb 20%
Cannot Be Frozen

Fine Small Charm of Inertia
Small Charm
Required Level: 27
Fingerprint: 0x70aaf8d2
Item Level: 80
Version: Expansion 1.10+
+3% Faster Run/Walk
+2 to Maximum Damage
+17 to Attack Rating

Gore Rider
Myrmidon Greaves
Defense: 198
Durability: 34 of 34
Required Level: 72
Required Strength: 156
Fingerprint: 0x296df57
Item Level: 99
Version: Expansion 1.10+
+30% Faster Run/Walk
15% Chance of Crushing Blow
15% Deadly Strike
10% Chance of Open Wounds
+200% Enhanced Defense
+20 Maximum Stamina
Required Level +7
Requirements -25%
+10 Maximum Durability

Plague Master
Ring
Required Level: 66
Fingerprint: 0x6d5aa523
Item Level: 80
Version: Expansion 1.10+
8% Life stolen per hit
+17 to Strength
+12 to Dexterity
All Resistances +11
8% Better Chance of Getting Magic Items

Sharp Grand Charm of Balance
Grand Charm
Required Level: 21
Fingerprint: 0xc0cc99ef
Item Level: 85
Version: Expansion 1.10+
+12% Faster Hit Recovery
+9 to Maximum Damage
+63 to Attack Rating

Sharp Grand Charm of Vita
Grand Charm
Required Level: 69
Fingerprint: 0xeacd1da3
Item Level: 95
Version: Expansion 1.10+
+9 to Maximum Damage
+65 to Attack Rating
+39 to Life

Ruby Small Charm of Balance
Small Charm
Required Level: 32
Fingerprint: 0x3574ca8b
Item Level: 80
Version: Expansion 1.10+
+5% Faster Hit Recovery
Fire Resist +10%

Sharp Grand Charm of Sustenance
Grand Charm
Required Level: 53
Fingerprint: 0xfd7c9d27
Item Level: 84
Version: Expansion 1.10+
+9 to Maximum Damage
+64 to Attack Rating
+35 to Life

Fine Small Charm of Vita
Small Charm
Required Level: 39
Fingerprint: 0xc7d46d4d
Item Level: 64
Version: Expansion 1.10+
+3 to Maximum Damage
+17 to Attack Rating
+20 to Life

Ruby Small Charm of Balance
Small Charm
Required Level: 32
Fingerprint: 0xdd0bc7e6
Item Level: 85
Version: Expansion 1.10+
+5% Faster Hit Recovery
Fire Resist +10%

Fine Small Charm of Balance
Small Charm
Required Level: 29
Fingerprint: 0x9de1dcb0
Item Level: 81
Version: Expansion 1.10+
+5% Faster Hit Recovery
+3 to Maximum Damage
+18 to Attack Rating

Fine Small Charm of Inertia
Small Charm
Required Level: 27
Fingerprint: 0x64013644
Item Level: 80
Version: Expansion 1.10+
+3% Faster Run/Walk
+3 to Maximum Damage
+19 to Attack Rating

Fine Small Charm of Vita
Small Charm
Required Level: 39
Fingerprint: 0x637b58e4
Item Level: 88
Version: Expansion 1.10+
+3 to Maximum Damage
+16 to Attack Rating
+20 to Life

Fine Small Charm of Balance
Small Charm
Required Level: 29
Fingerprint: 0x2d4ad0ea
Item Level: 84
Version: Expansion 1.10+
+5% Faster Hit Recovery
+3 to Maximum Damage
+16 to Attack Rating

Fine Small Charm of Balance
Small Charm
Required Level: 29
Fingerprint: 0xa0073c4f
Item Level: 85
Version: Expansion 1.10+
+5% Faster Hit Recovery
+2 to Maximum Damage
+17 to Attack Rating

Demon Limb
Tyrant Club
One Hand Damage: 100 - 182
Durability: 65 of 65
Required Level: 63
Required Strength: 133
Fingerprint: 0x9be14947
Item Level: 87
Version: Expansion 1.10+
214% Enhanced Damage
+123% Damage to Demons
+150% Damage to Undead
Adds 222 - 333 Fire Damage
7% Life stolen per hit
Fire Resist +20%
Repairs 1 Durability in 20 Seconds
Level 23 Enchant (20/20 Charges)

Shimmering Small Charm of Balance
Small Charm
Required Level: 29
Fingerprint: 0x6ca1610e
Item Level: 85
Version: Expansion 1.10+
+5% Faster Hit Recovery
All Resistances +4

The Reaper's Toll
Thresher
Two Hand Damage: 54 - 637
Durability: 33 of 33
Required Level: 75
Required Strength: 107
Required Dexterity: 81
Fingerprint: 0xf37e4d29
Item Level: 85
Version: Expansion 1.10+
33% Chance to cast level 1 Decrepify on striking
+20% Increased Attack Speed
202% Enhanced Damage
Ignore Target's Defense
Adds 4 - 44 Cold Damage Over 1 Secs (28 Frames)
11% Life stolen per hit
33% Deadly Strike
Requirements -25%
Ethereal
1 Sockets (1 used)
Socketed: Shael Rune


Shimmering Grand Charm of Vita
Grand Charm
Required Level: 69
Fingerprint: 0xb59a45d1
Item Level: 95
Version: Expansion 1.10+
+36 to Life
All Resistances +13

Sharp Grand Charm of Inertia
Grand Charm
Required Level: 21
Fingerprint: 0xb8840863
Item Level: 99
Version: Expansion 1.10+
+7% Faster Run/Walk
+10 to Maximum Damage
+61 to Attack Rating

Sharp Grand Charm of Balance
Grand Charm
Required Level: 21
Fingerprint: 0x25c47e41
Item Level: 80
Version: Expansion 1.10+
+12% Faster Hit Recovery
+9 to Maximum Damage
+54 to Attack Rating

Crown of Ages
Corona
Defense: 394
Durability: 31 of 50
Required Level: 82
Required Strength: 174
Fingerprint: 0x5187276
Item Level: 88
Version: Expansion 1.10+
Indestructible
+1 to All Skills
+30% Faster Hit Recovery
80% Enhanced Damage
+50% Enhanced Defense
+145 Defense
+4 to Dexterity
All Resistances +29
Damage Reduced by 14%
2 Sockets (2 used)
Socketed: Ruby Jewel
Socketed: Ruby Jewel of Daring

Ruby Jewel
Jewel
Required Level: 58
Fingerprint: 0xc120b040
Item Level: 81
Version: Expansion 1.10+
40% Enhanced Damage

Ruby Jewel of Daring
Jewel
Required Level: 58
Fingerprint: 0xf66b9d29
Item Level: 81
Version: Expansion 1.10+
40% Enhanced Damage
+4 to Dexterity

Guillaume's Face
Winged Helm
Defense: 217
Durability: 33 of 40
Required Level: 58
Required Strength: 115
Fingerprint: 0x861ffb1b
Item Level: 87
Version: Expansion 1.10+
+37% Faster Hit Recovery
33% Enhanced Damage
35% Chance of Crushing Blow
15% Deadly Strike
+120% Enhanced Defense
+15 to Strength
1 Sockets (1 used)
Socketed: Ruby Jewel of Truth


Ruby Jewel of Truth
Jewel
Required Level: 58
Fingerprint: 0xa61afbdb
Item Level: 80
Version: Expansion 1.10+
+7% Faster Hit Recovery
33% Enhanced Damage

Cruel Buckle
Mesh Belt
Defense: 63
Durability: 16 of 16
Required Level: 47
Required Strength: 58
Fingerprint: 0x7e2722ee
Item Level: 98
Version: Expansion 1.10+
+17% Faster Hit Recovery
3% Life stolen per hit
9% Chance of Open Wounds
+55% Enhanced Defense
+14 to Life
Cold Resist +30%
Poison Resist +10%

Verdungo's Hearty Cord
Mithril Coil
Defense: 139
Durability: 15 of 16
Required Level: 63
Required Strength: 106
Fingerprint: 0x42b953bc
Item Level: 84
Version: Expansion 1.10+
+10% Faster Hit Recovery
+111% Enhanced Defense
+36 to Vitality
Replenish Life +10
+102 Maximum Stamina
Damage Reduced by 15%

Metalgrid
Amulet
Required Level: 81
Fingerprint: 0x3ab535d3
Item Level: 85
Version: Expansion 1.10+
+450 to Attack Rating
+339 Defense
All Resistances +33
Level 22 Iron Golem (11/11 Charges)
Level 12 Iron Maiden (20/20 Charges)

Havoc Finger
Sharkskin Gloves
Defense: 70
Durability: 14 of 14
Required Level: 52
Required Strength: 20
Fingerprint: 0x94797d02
Item Level: 96
Version: Expansion 1.10+
+2 to Passive and Magic Skills (Amazon Only)
3% Life stolen per hit
10% Chance of Crushing Blow
+76% Enhanced Defense
+19 to Life
Lightning Resist +28%
6% Better Chance of Getting Magic Items

Atma's Scarab
Amulet
Required Level: 60
Fingerprint: 0x634e51a3
Item Level: 85
Version: Expansion 1.10+
5% Chance to cast level 2 Amplify Damage on striking
20% Bonus to Attack Rating
Adds 40 Poison Damage Over 4 Secs (100 Frames)
Poison Resist +75%
Attacker Takes Damage of 5
+3 to Light Radius

Grief
Phase Blade
EthTirLoMalRal
One Hand Damage: 31 - 35
Indestructible
Required Level: 59
Required Strength: 25
Required Dexterity: 136
Fingerprint: 0x5d209b82
Item Level: 84
Version: Expansion 1.10+
35% Chance to cast level 15 Venom on striking
+39% Increased Attack Speed
Damage +393
Ignore Target's Defense
-25% Target Defense
+163% Damage to Demons (Based on Character Level)
Adds 5 - 30 Fire Damage
-21% to Enemy Poison Resistance
20% Deadly Strike
Prevent Monster Heal
+2 to Mana after each Kill
+10 Life after each Kill
5 Sockets (5 used)
Socketed: Eth Rune
Socketed: Tir Rune
Socketed: Lo Rune
Socketed: Mal Rune
Socketed: Ral Rune


Stormshield
Monarch
Defense: 469
Chance to Block: 47
Durability: 62 of 86
Required Level: 73
Required Strength: 133
Fingerprint: 0xf9c638b0
Item Level: 95
Version: Expansion 1.10+
Indestructible
+35% Faster Block Rate
25% Increased Chance of Blocking
38% Enhanced Damage
+326 Defense (Based on Character Level)
+30 to Strength
Cold Resist +60%
Lightning Resist +25%
Damage Reduced by 35%
Attacker Takes Lightning Damage of 10
Requirements -15%
1 Sockets (1 used)
Socketed: Ruby Jewel of Freedom

Ruby Jewel of Freedom
Jewel
Required Level: 58
Fingerprint: 0x16ec437e
Item Level: 85
Version: Expansion 1.10+
38% Enhanced Damage
Requirements -15%

Beast
Berserker Axe
BerTirUmMalLum
One Hand Damage: 85 - 253
Durability: 26 of 26
Required Level: 64
Required Strength: 138
Required Dexterity: 59
Fingerprint: 0x1bc07833
Item Level: 85
Version: Expansion 1.10+
Level 9 Fanaticism Aura When Equipped
+40% Increased Attack Speed
257% Enhanced Damage
20% Chance of Crushing Blow
25% Chance of Open Wounds
Prevent Monster Heal
+3 to Werebear
+3 to Lycanthropy
+35 to Strength
+10 to Energy
+2 to Mana after each Kill
Level 13 Summon Grizzly (5/5 Charges)
5 Sockets (5 used)
Socketed: Ber Rune
Socketed: Tir Rune
Socketed: Um Rune
Socketed: Mal Rune
Socketed: Lum Rune

Spirit
Monarch
TalThulOrtAmn
Defense: 144
Chance to Block: 0
Durability: 86 of 86
Required Level: 54
Required Strength: 156
Fingerprint: 0x683243c5
Item Level: 84
Version: Expansion 1.10+
+2 to All Skills
+33% Faster Cast Rate
+55% Faster Hit Recovery
+250 Defense vs. Missile
+22 to Vitality
+100 to Mana
Cold Resist +35%
Lightning Resist +35%
Poison Resist +35%
+7 Magic Absorb
Attacker Takes Damage of 14
4 Sockets (4 used)
Socketed: Tal Rune
Socketed: Thul Rune
Socketed: Ort Rune
Socketed: Amn Rune


Mercenary:

Name:       Razan
Race:       Desert Mercenary
Type:       Off-Nightmare
Experience: 79611248
Level:      86
Dead?:      false

            Naked/Gear
Strength:   188/236
Dexterity:  151/151
HP:         1807/1807
Defense:    1330/3529
AR:         1922/518940

Fire:       210/170/110
Cold:       215/175/115
Lightning:  215/175/115
Poison:    285/245/185

Andariel's Visage
Demonhead
Defense: 331
Durability: 20 of 20
Required Level: 83
Required Strength: 102
Fingerprint: 0x323f0cb
Item Level: 87
Version: Expansion 1.10+
15% Chance to cast level 15 Poison Nova when struck
+2 to All Skills
+35% Increased Attack Speed
10% Life stolen per hit
+114% Enhanced Defense
+28 to Strength
+10% to Maximum Poison Resist
Fire Resist -5%
Poison Resist +70%
Level 3 Venom (20/20 Charges)
1 Sockets (1 used)
Socketed: Ruby Jewel of Fervor

Ruby Jewel of Fervor
Jewel
Required Level: 31
Fingerprint: 0x8a9a0243
Item Level: 85
Version: Expansion 1.10+
+15% Increased Attack Speed
Fire Resist +25%


Chains of Honor
Sacred Armor
DolUmBerIst
Defense: 1868
Durability: 31 of 31
Required Level: 66
Required Strength: 222
Fingerprint: 0xca1004f5
Item Level: 88
Version: Expansion 1.10+
+2 to All Skills
+200% Damage to Demons
+100% Damage to Undead
8% Life stolen per hit
+70% Enhanced Defense
+20 to Strength
Replenish Life +7
All Resistances +65
Damage Reduced by 8%
25% Better Chance of Getting Magic Items
Ethereal
4 Sockets (4 used)
Socketed: Dol Rune
Socketed: Um Rune
Socketed: Ber Rune
Socketed: Ist Rune

Pride
Great Poleaxe
ChamSurIoLo
Two Hand Damage: 69 - 190
Durability: 28 of 28
Required Level: 67
Required Strength: 169
Required Dexterity: 89
Fingerprint: 0xc6a0fb01
Item Level: 85
Version: Expansion 1.10+
25% Chance to cast level 17 Fire Wall when struck
Level 16 Concentration Aura When Equipped
269% Bonus to Attack Rating
+87% Damage to Demons (Based on Character Level)
Adds 50 - 280 Lightning Damage
20% Deadly Strike
Hit Blinds Target +1
Freezes target +3
+10 to Vitality
Replenish Life +8
163% Extra Gold from Monsters (Based on Character Level)
Ethereal
4 Sockets (4 used)
Socketed: Cham Rune
Socketed: Sur Rune
Socketed: Io Rune
Socketed: Lo Rune

Build: 20 Critical Strike, 20 Penetrate, 20 Valkyrie, 20 Dodge, 7 Avoid, 7 Evade,1 pre-reqs

Key stats (solo play):
  • ~6k avg dmg/hit at 6 FPA
  • 76% double damage (CS & DS)
  • 49% PDR
  • 86% FHR
  • Hell resists 51/75/74/31
  • >8k defense
  • D/A/E percentages at 57/57/47

Questing & twinking route:
Normal and NM were super fast. Javazon OP. Details on twinking and leveling route below:
  • 1-18: Envy stuff, Hsarus belt + boots
  • Really the toughest part of her entire journey was 17-18... or rather that's what it felt like, just because of impatience before Charged Strike became available. :D Envy gear is strong until lvl 18, but after lvl 18 it was all turbo-charged:
  • 18-42: +1 Jav/5 MPK magic javelins, 3x3 MPK jewel'ed tower shield, 2x Manald, Tarnhelm, Eye of Etlich, Stealth, Death's gloves + belt for CNBF and IAS. Pumping ChS and synergies. Then just held down RMB until Pindle, pretty much one-shotting everything on P8.
  • Pindle until 42 => enter Nightmare
  • 42-65: Titan's, Lidless, +2/IAS gloves, Silkweave
  • NM Eldritch until 65
  • 65-76: Enigma, CtA/Spirit switch, Shako (Already hit right 65 after finishing Hell Diablo.)
  • NM Pindle until 70, then NM Baal until 75.
  • 76-82: Griffon's
  • Hell Cave until 82 => respec and endgame gear above

After getting to 82 in the Cave, Hell was done with the MP group consisting of @maxicek (Dream/HF Bear Pally), @PhineasB (Venomous Bearsin), @skiffcz (Wolfbarb), @D2DC (Earth Shifter Wolf) and @d2lover (Stun Bear). Damage output of the whole group was off the charts thanks to Concentration, Fanaticism, Might, Conviction auraus, Enchant charges and whatnot. :D Not much to say, everything simply melted through all of hell. Merely PIs sometimes lived longer when maxicek wasn't around with his Dreams and skiffcz hadn't procc'ed Amp yet on that particular group.

For PIs I also ran Atma's in A2 and had Demon Limb and Reaper's stashed. These also work just fine for solo play. With the group I didn't really need a PI solution though.

After finishing the MP sessions I did one P8 Baal run to see if she could handle it herself, swapping out Pride for Reaper's on Merc – no problem! Not the highgest damaging char but she can stand her ground on P8.

Drops: eth Radament's Sphere, Wizzy, Lance Guard, 13 ed eth Feral Axe, 5 MF/10 PR SC

Lots of fun with this char, in particular with the MP group – thanks again guys, it was awesome!
 
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Nice! Those gloves are just tasty!

The fuzzy dodger is perhaps the hardest to theorycraft for out of 7 classes for me. Apart from Penetrate's AR, there's not much offensive tools to build around.
 
I didnt see the dodge animation bug but now it cannot be unseen, it is the weirdest :D Also the sounds the t.. the creature makes, combinations of growls and amazon dodge sounds, this is one confused character :D
 
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Anyone got a link for the first person who found / used a Raven Froat? [/hijack]
 
Nice! Those gloves are just tasty!

The fuzzy dodger is perhaps the hardest to theorycraft for out of 7 classes for me. Apart from Penetrate's AR, there's not much offensive tools to build around.
That's an understandable concern, but having mat'ed a fuzzy dodger myself, I can say that Grief + Fort + Might + Max Critical Strike is definitely enough damage to comfortably munch through P1 Hell.
 
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@maxicek I only found this post by @D2DC, and I remember he started this tradition, but it seems to be in the wrong thread for some reason.... The actual origin was a "HoMule" readout by @zemaj which google has trouble finding it seems. ;)
 
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Sheesh... a mofo goes to the trouble of thumb-typing out a text block because his internet is out but he's eager to show off some sweet drop, and a single typo in the "also found while grinding" section spawns a whole thing... meme-culture is weird af, sir.

That post won't be found, unless its archived in some shadowy government alphabet-soup-type organization basement somewhere. This was from before I incurred the wrath of a vengeful forumite of the Green persuasion and my membership along with all my posts got yeeted out of existence. (it wasn't quite like that, but I can't pass on the chance to take shots when the opportunity arises... ;)) @maxicek saved me, though unfortunately my posts were beyond intervention or recovery.

Also, not to pick nits, but I believe that it was @Kitteh that really kept it going, at least at first.


On-topic:
So does this char mean you will be joining the SPFs Most High and Illustrious Guild of PvPers? I look forward to relieving Furry of one of her his thier ears, in that case. *palm holds fist*
 
@zemaj you're just adding even more mystery to the legend, the myth, the Raven Froat. :D

So does this char mean you will be joining the SPFs Most High and Illustrious Guild of PvPers? I look forward to relieving Furry of one of her his thier ears, in that case. *palm holds fist*
I haven't PvP'ed ever since I played on bnet for a brief period of time ages ago, but I'd be up for it. :)
 
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@zemaj you're just adding even more mystery to the legend, the myth, the Raven Froat. :D
*Dons tinfoil hat*

THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW THE TRUTH, MAN!

:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

I haven't PvP'ed ever since I played on bnet for a brief period of time ages ago, but I'd be up for it. :)
Ohhhh... keep talking like that, I'm going to have to start really really looking at moving somewhere where high speed internet connection is an accessible thing... but I do so dearly hate moving....
 
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