If Diablo II would be a movie...

conan said:
I would make a few changes:
Jeri Ryan (Seven-of-Nine-Tertiary-Adjunct-of-Unimatrix-Zero-one) as the ZON
Michael Jackson as Necro/Niathilak
Former GOV/Navy Seal Jesse Ventura as Babba
Ice Cube as the Palidin
Larry Bird as Druid (in human form)
Beyonce Knowles as Sorceress
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Hahaha michael jackson.....

Hehe i guess, he is kinda fragile and somewhat skinny enough to fit the role but u realise he won't step out of town without his sunscreen, aka Bone armour....
 
:lol: moonwalking necro :lol:

Legolas for Druid. (sure he has a real name... but I can't think of it.)
Slap on some armor and you'd be set.
 
Xenon[KoA] said:
:lol: moonwalking necro :lol:

Legolas for Druid. (sure he has a real name... but I can't think of it.)
Slap on some armor and you'd be set.
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Orlando Bloom.

Nah, I thought of him too, but dismissed that thought. In LOTR he looks too elven. I really liked the way the elven race is pictured in the movie - the elves really shine, and they are a race you look at in awe, just like it was described in the books. But in my opinion it wouldn't fit the Druid character. The Druid should look older and more battle-hardened. Orlando Bloom looks too young if he is supposed to be a human.
 
Bleh, they should start with Diablo1 first before 2 ;).

Warrior-Eric Bana

Rogue-Don't know

Sorcerer-Samuel L. Jackson

Ugh, this is a harder thread to do than I thought. I better leave the ideas to Snoweiken :lol:.
 
Suggestive as meph, since we all want to hear that evil laugh ^^
Who is the cow king?
I wanna be one of those uber cows that everyone fears.
Who will be poor Griswald?
 
Christopher Walken just can't be beat for the role of the necromancer. He has that monotonous voice and a little pale makeup would make his face look perfect, that and his hair is turning grey already :)
 
GlacialPhoenix said:
What about that guy who played the Mummy in the Mummy movies as Ormus?
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Great! I'll post an update later on!
 
Barbarian - Arnold (no doubt)
Paladin - Marlon Williams
Amazon - Anna Nicole Smith :lol:
Necromancer - The lead singer from "The Darkness"
Druid - Columbo :cheesy:
Assassin - Courtney Cox
Sorceress - Krystal Steal :drool:

And maybe John Goodman as the guy from A5/Q1...

- [iNsoMniaC]
 
[iNsoMniaC] said:
Barbarian - Arnold (no doubt)
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Okay, kudos to Conan, but I fail to understand how you could choose Arnold above The Rock for the part of the Barbarian from Diablo II.

How about Fabio for the Druid?

EDIT: Who is this Gisele you are referring to, st-hearts?
 
GlacialPhoenix said:
lol @ Jeremy Irons, I can picture him in the role. Also, that guy from spiderman (Just looked it up, Willem Dafoe) since he has that cheek bone thing going.

Ashley Judd has the short hair thing going too, but Halle Berry would be the better choice probably.

If only I could think of a roll for Christopher Walken in the movie. :scratch:
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I think Christopher Walken would be good for baals voice. I can just imagine him talking to the barbarians trying to get to the world stone. "Hey...I'm here..to destroy...the worldstone...now....move out of the freakin way!!!"
 
[iNsoMniaC] said:

Druid - Columbo :cheesy:
Sorceress - Krystal Steal :drool:
[iNsoMniaC]
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*gg* fits perfectly. :lol:

"Okay, kudos to Conan, but I fail to understand how you could choose Arnold above The Rock for the part of the Barbarian from Diablo II."

yep. the rock fits better then arnold. :)
 
onionfarm said:
Has anyone seen the movie Willard? I think that the actor in that movie would be perfect for the necro. Ben....
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Crispin Glover? I thought he looked pretty freaky. Sort of the nilhathak (however you spell his name) feel.

He also acted in Charlie's Angels as The Thin Man. I'm not sure if he appeared in the sequel, I didn't watch it.

snowieken, Gisele is some brazilian model. she looks too damn long-legged to be a sorceress of any sort.
 
Lord Gargoyle said:
*gg* fits perfectly. :lol:

"Okay, kudos to Conan, but I fail to understand how you could choose Arnold above The Rock for the part of the Barbarian from Diablo II."

yep. the rock fits better then arnold. :)
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Hm... Perhaps Arnold could be Larzuk......
 
vaidotcom said:
Crispin Glover? I thought he looked pretty freaky. Sort of the nilhathak (however you spell his name) feel.

He also acted in Charlie's Angels as The Thin Man. I'm not sure if he appeared in the sequel, I didn't watch it.
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Not bad actually. He would have to be damn good to beat Jeremy Irons in my book, but he does look good for the part. Maybe Nihlathak (like this :p), indeed.
snowieken, Gisele is some brazilian model. she looks too damn long-legged to be a sorceress of any sort.
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No offence, but the sorceress looks long-legged enough to me... :love: *giggles like a silly schoolboy*
 
Kinda OT but you all see the trailer that downloads when you install your diablo 2 game? Its in the diablo 2 folder, I think its called video test or something like that. It showes a big boobed sorc running down the street, nice!! A barbarian cutting some hedges, you should check it out.

What about Marilyn Manson for the necromancer? That guy is creepy.

What about Salma Hayek? She should be in the movie as herself, just to be in it. She's just so damned hot. :drool:
 
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